Travis comma bitch
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
Last of the famous international playboys
Pinned
I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
There's no more lunch :(
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There's no more lunch :(
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You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You’re under the weather? We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
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Standing up to a tyrant - who is willing to impose pain as leverage to compel loyalty or acquiescence - is hard. You can convince yourself that yielding stops the pain and brings you back to "normal".
But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.
But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Standing up to a tyrant - who is willing to impose pain as leverage to compel loyalty or acquiescence - is hard. You can convince yourself that yielding stops the pain and brings you back to "normal".
But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.
But there is no "normal". Submission emboldens the tyrant. The threat grows.
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
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Someone requested I write a song about a root canal, thought of you
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Someone requested I write a song about a root canal, thought of you
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. I love embezzlement.
"that's a nice Studebaker" - Boomers
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"that's a nice Studebaker" - Boomers
Answering the barista honestly when he asks how I am until he starts crying and goes on break
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Answering the barista honestly when he asks how I am until he starts crying and goes on break
Is there a porn star named Lady Gags and if so why not
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is there a porn star named Lady Gags and if so why not
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
First person to shoot fish in a barrel: I have to tell others how easy this is
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
First person to shoot fish in a barrel: I have to tell others how easy this is
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[announcement over PA at work]
"FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"
*I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
"FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"
*I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
November 8, 2023 at 7:18 PM
[announcement over PA at work]
"FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"
*I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
"FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"
*I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
*going in to donate blood* just take it all
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*going in to donate blood* just take it all
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HI QUICK CHEF TIP I GIVE EVERY FEW MONTHS SO NO ONE CAN SAY I DONT GIVE CHEF TIPS
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
HI QUICK CHEF TIP I GIVE EVERY FEW MONTHS SO NO ONE CAN SAY I DONT GIVE CHEF TIPS
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
YOU CAN EASILY GET THE CORE OUT OF ICEBERG LETTUCE BY GRIPPING IT AND SLAMMING IT ON THE COUNTER AND THEN IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO GET THE CORE OUT FROM THERE
OK THERES THE TIP, BYE
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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“Uhh, it’s … two squiggles” - James “Lucky Guess” Watson
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Uhh, it’s … two squiggles” - James “Lucky Guess” Watson
yeah that's me
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
yeah that's me
If you're nervous about investing in the stock market right now, my book on alternative investment strategies is on sale for $5,000 per copy. Get one for you and one for a friend!
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you're nervous about investing in the stock market right now, my book on alternative investment strategies is on sale for $5,000 per copy. Get one for you and one for a friend!
People who worry about sea levels rising have a lot of faith in the food supply
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
People who worry about sea levels rising have a lot of faith in the food supply
I would cut a bitch for a Starbucks Bearista ornament
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I would cut a bitch for a Starbucks Bearista ornament
I do practice Santeria, and I do have a crystal ball. We exist.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I do practice Santeria, and I do have a crystal ball. We exist.