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Under Siege 3 bad guy who gets pushed off the zeppelin and Steven Seagal goes “…looks like you were full of hot air” even though that line doesn’t really make sense when you think about it
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Under Siege 3 bad guy who gets pushed off the zeppelin and Steven Seagal goes “…looks like you were full of hot air” even though that line doesn’t really make sense when you think about it
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this is the simple answer to people who keep saying NATO expansion matters. Sure, it matters because it presented an obstacle to Russian imperial ambitions. Putin didn't invade because he hated NATO expansion, he hated NATO expansion because he wanted to invade
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this is the simple answer to people who keep saying NATO expansion matters. Sure, it matters because it presented an obstacle to Russian imperial ambitions. Putin didn't invade because he hated NATO expansion, he hated NATO expansion because he wanted to invade
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My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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NYC phone ban reveals some students can't read clocks https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-phone-ban-reveals-some-students-cant-read-clocks
NYC phone ban reveals some students can't read clocks
Anyone got the time?
They want to know how much time is left in class ... but can't quite tell, one teacher says. [ more › ]
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December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
NYC phone ban reveals some students can't read clocks https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-phone-ban-reveals-some-students-cant-read-clocks
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abolishing ICE is a necessity but *merely* abolishing ICE should be viewed as the most moderate of positions
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
abolishing ICE is a necessity but *merely* abolishing ICE should be viewed as the most moderate of positions
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i need to get up and make coffee cuz this is cracking me up way too much
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
i need to get up and make coffee cuz this is cracking me up way too much
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Treason for the Season
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Hot tip for rebuilding a republic:
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hot tip for rebuilding a republic:
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
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It’s inevitable that any system will, at its base, require responsible people to exercise judgment, here including police and a local prosecutor, who evidently couldn’t help but ask “is this unmirandized teenager actually confessing to elements of a criminal offense I could choose to indict?”
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s inevitable that any system will, at its base, require responsible people to exercise judgment, here including police and a local prosecutor, who evidently couldn’t help but ask “is this unmirandized teenager actually confessing to elements of a criminal offense I could choose to indict?”
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"porch piracy" is theft. it's illegal in every single state. in states with expansive statutes, this could even be burglary. there is no evidence that local police or prosecutors are unable to handle this. and existing federal law on interstate transportation of stolen property can handle big cases.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"porch piracy" is theft. it's illegal in every single state. in states with expansive statutes, this could even be burglary. there is no evidence that local police or prosecutors are unable to handle this. and existing federal law on interstate transportation of stolen property can handle big cases.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I have seen DOJ do some strange redactions before, but this is up there:
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I have seen DOJ do some strange redactions before, but this is up there:
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At this point I choose to believe the unredacted files will leak on Christmas Day. A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
At this point I choose to believe the unredacted files will leak on Christmas Day. A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices, for yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
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Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?