Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
I no longer want to be a ski jumper.
No thank you.
No thank you.
oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I no longer want to be a ski jumper.
No thank you.
No thank you.
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oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already
I've been a man for a while now. I know many men, and have relationships with men of varying degrees of crassness.
I can't think of a single man I know--from gardners to financiers and appellate judges--who would comment on a woman's appearance as part of a job reference.
I can't think of a single man I know--from gardners to financiers and appellate judges--who would comment on a woman's appearance as part of a job reference.
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I've been a man for a while now. I know many men, and have relationships with men of varying degrees of crassness.
I can't think of a single man I know--from gardners to financiers and appellate judges--who would comment on a woman's appearance as part of a job reference.
I can't think of a single man I know--from gardners to financiers and appellate judges--who would comment on a woman's appearance as part of a job reference.
I don't mind so much the billionaires when they are building things.
It is when they start buying things they didn't build that I think things really go south.
It is when they start buying things they didn't build that I think things really go south.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I don't mind so much the billionaires when they are building things.
It is when they start buying things they didn't build that I think things really go south.
It is when they start buying things they didn't build that I think things really go south.
I wish they could do House of the Dragon over and have it run by the people doing A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
That show rocks.
That show rocks.
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I wish they could do House of the Dragon over and have it run by the people doing A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
That show rocks.
That show rocks.
I DRINK FROM THE KEG OF GLORY THIS MORNING, FRIENDS.
More on this victory later, but for now, let me say that victories are far sweeter when you win them with friends.
Thanks so much to @timothycornell.bsky.social and @amtappeals.bsky.social for their excellent briefs in this case.
More on this victory later, but for now, let me say that victories are far sweeter when you win them with friends.
Thanks so much to @timothycornell.bsky.social and @amtappeals.bsky.social for their excellent briefs in this case.
Congratulations to @carlcecere.bsky.social for winning a righteous appeal before the First Circuit.
February 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I DRINK FROM THE KEG OF GLORY THIS MORNING, FRIENDS.
More on this victory later, but for now, let me say that victories are far sweeter when you win them with friends.
Thanks so much to @timothycornell.bsky.social and @amtappeals.bsky.social for their excellent briefs in this case.
More on this victory later, but for now, let me say that victories are far sweeter when you win them with friends.
Thanks so much to @timothycornell.bsky.social and @amtappeals.bsky.social for their excellent briefs in this case.
Conduct yourself so that Andrew never has to say this about your work product.
Anyway. This is like the Temu version of doc review.
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Conduct yourself so that Andrew never has to say this about your work product.
Yes. Poll after poll says Independents, who now make up 1/3 of the electorate, can recognize fascism. And they really hate it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Yes. Poll after poll says Independents, who now make up 1/3 of the electorate, can recognize fascism. And they really hate it.
I really like news of Trumpists losing ground, especially when it requires hard math.
While you were sleeping, Dems flipped a state senate seat in Texas by 14 points in a district Trump won by 17 points in 2024.
This is a political earthquake with massive implications for the midterms.
www.messageboxnews.com/p/what-happe...
This is a political earthquake with massive implications for the midterms.
www.messageboxnews.com/p/what-happe...
What Happened in Texas While You Were Sleeping—and Why It Matters
Democrats just won a stunning victory in a very Republican county in Texas
www.messageboxnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I really like news of Trumpists losing ground, especially when it requires hard math.
JUDGE DILLARD GAVE YOU A SWORD?
Officially a licensed Indiana lawyer as of today! I arranged to get sword in by Judge Dillard of the Georgia Court of Appeals, because the paperwork said *any* judge, and I found it too amusing to pass up. Many thanks to His Honor for going along with it.
My Indiana law license was finally approved! I have a very special appointment to get sworn in this week by a very special judge.
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 AM
JUDGE DILLARD GAVE YOU A SWORD?
I totally understand why everyone who’s anyone wanted to be his friend.
another one of epstein's addled thought poems
" crazy blow job. while ginny threatens . by twisting the head off a cat. "
" crazy blow job. while ginny threatens . by twisting the head off a cat. "
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I totally understand why everyone who’s anyone wanted to be his friend.
Could we all agree not to quote that line from 1984 any more?
You know the one.
It’s a good book. With many other great lines.
You know the one.
It’s a good book. With many other great lines.
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Could we all agree not to quote that line from 1984 any more?
You know the one.
It’s a good book. With many other great lines.
You know the one.
It’s a good book. With many other great lines.
Holy crap he’s a ghoul.
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Holy crap he’s a ghoul.
Whoa
Donald Trump's support from independents hits a new low.
(@dhmontgomery.com and @taylororth.bsky.social, @today.yougov.com)
More, via Opinion Today:
opiniontoday.substack.com/p/260128
(@dhmontgomery.com and @taylororth.bsky.social, @today.yougov.com)
More, via Opinion Today:
opiniontoday.substack.com/p/260128
January 28, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Whoa
Temu Ryan Reynolds, right here.
Who do you aspire to be a Temu of?
I think my best aspirational form is Temu @stevevladeck.bsky.social
I think my best aspirational form is Temu @stevevladeck.bsky.social
Someone sent me a screen of a Twitter weirdo I’d happily forgotten proclaiming Radley Balko is a low budget Popehat.
I beg your pardon, Popehat is a Temu Radley Balko.
I beg your pardon, Popehat is a Temu Radley Balko.
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Temu Ryan Reynolds, right here.
The things Stephen Miller is doing to his office furniture right now ...
![01/26/2026 15:27:26[TWT]
Priscilla Alvarez
@priscialva
BREAKING: Top Border Patrol official Gregory Bovino and some of his
agents are expected to leave Minneapolis and return to their respective
sectors, sources tell me, @KristenhCNN + @kaitlancollins.
Sent via Twitter Web App. View original tweet.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnx2fjuannbdpy3337ggthpp/bafkreiglia3lsgoularsdrttknes76e3otad6xpnyp2eia2nmg5ckrc7cq@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The things Stephen Miller is doing to his office furniture right now ...
Bro: "low-impulse control" is a crime against hyphenation.
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Bro: "low-impulse control" is a crime against hyphenation.
His whole childhood, everybody’s hated Stephen Miller’s approach to everything. Looks like nothing much has changed.
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
His whole childhood, everybody’s hated Stephen Miller’s approach to everything. Looks like nothing much has changed.
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attention texans: are you a lawyer, do you know lawyers willing to file pro bono habeas petitions for Minnesotans that have been sent here?
please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)
please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 PM
attention texans: are you a lawyer, do you know lawyers willing to file pro bono habeas petitions for Minnesotans that have been sent here?
please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)
please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)
I can’t believe this would be the result from a “pay to play” bribery scheme. I mean I just can’t believe it.
The Board of Peace comprises leaders from 18 of the world's least democratic states (plus the US) and its charter pledges $1 billion from each of them to be used at the discretion of the board's chairman (you already know who it is) www.timesofisrael.com/full-text-ch...
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I can’t believe this would be the result from a “pay to play” bribery scheme. I mean I just can’t believe it.
Folks there are rules and 11 degrees is not a thing you’re supposed to see in Dallas, Texas.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Folks there are rules and 11 degrees is not a thing you’re supposed to see in Dallas, Texas.
Whatever else might be said about the people who wrote this memo, they don't seem to get the basic idea of a memo.
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Whatever else might be said about the people who wrote this memo, they don't seem to get the basic idea of a memo.
Look at that man fly
#AICouldNever
Here, spend 78 seconds with Mikhail Baryshnikov. It will make you feel better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14w...
Here, spend 78 seconds with Mikhail Baryshnikov. It will make you feel better.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14w...
Baryshnikov ~ Don Q
YouTube video by gozar6
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Look at that man fly
What really gives me the shivers is there’s three more years of this. What’s next in the options box *after* Greenland, which has got to be one of the dumbest and most deprived policy ideas a president has ever come up with?
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
What really gives me the shivers is there’s three more years of this. What’s next in the options box *after* Greenland, which has got to be one of the dumbest and most deprived policy ideas a president has ever come up with?
The guy just talks like a gangster.
Trump on NATO: "We never ask for anything, and we never got anything. We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength and force, where we would be frankly unstoppable. But I won't do that. Okay?"
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The guy just talks like a gangster.