Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
I think we’re going to need a more comprehensive solution to the problem of AI than just sanctioning the bejeebers out of all these lawyers.
They should probably know better. But they really don’t. And bars need to do more to help lawyers use AI responsibly.
They should probably know better. But they really don’t. And bars need to do more to help lawyers use AI responsibly.
"A patent attorney has apologized to a Kansas federal judge for submitting a court filing with case citations hallucinated by ChatGPT, calling the experience 'shameful and embarrassing' and saying he was in a poor mental state at the time...."
Atty Apologizes For ChatGPT-Hallucinated Citations In Briefs - Law360
A patent attorney has apologized to a Kansas federal judge for submitting a court filing with case citations hallucinated by ChatGPT, calling the experience "shameful and embarrassing" and saying he w...
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January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I think we’re going to need a more comprehensive solution to the problem of AI than just sanctioning the bejeebers out of all these lawyers.
They should probably know better. But they really don’t. And bars need to do more to help lawyers use AI responsibly.
They should probably know better. But they really don’t. And bars need to do more to help lawyers use AI responsibly.
The Fifth anniversary of Jan. 6 seems like an appropriate day for the administration to completely off its rocker.
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The Fifth anniversary of Jan. 6 seems like an appropriate day for the administration to completely off its rocker.
Many of our countrymen have never reckoned with the events of January 6 or those responsible. There's been no apology. No reconciliation. No accountability. None.
This day is destined to live on like an wound that festers til the death of the Republic. Pray it is not the cause of that death.
This day is destined to live on like an wound that festers til the death of the Republic. Pray it is not the cause of that death.
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Many of our countrymen have never reckoned with the events of January 6 or those responsible. There's been no apology. No reconciliation. No accountability. None.
This day is destined to live on like an wound that festers til the death of the Republic. Pray it is not the cause of that death.
This day is destined to live on like an wound that festers til the death of the Republic. Pray it is not the cause of that death.
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Okay everybody, name yourselves with Venezuela screw-ups within the last 3 days.
I’m Rapidly Googling Venezuela.
I’m Rapidly Googling Venezuela.
Okay everybody name yourselves with Venesuela screw-ups within the past 3 days.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Okay everybody, name yourselves with Venezuela screw-ups within the last 3 days.
I’m Rapidly Googling Venezuela.
I’m Rapidly Googling Venezuela.
We’re closely monitoring the situation via this gorgeous gift from a client!
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We’re closely monitoring the situation via this gorgeous gift from a client!
Reposted by Carl Cecere
Okay everybody name yourselves with Venesuela screw-ups within the past 3 days.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Okay everybody name yourselves with Venesuela screw-ups within the past 3 days.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I have to admit: This Venezuela thing went off the rails much faster than I expected.
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I have to admit: This Venezuela thing went off the rails much faster than I expected.
Okay everybody name yourselves with Venesuela screw-ups within the past 3 days.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Okay everybody name yourselves with Venesuela screw-ups within the past 3 days.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I’m Pillow-Fort Situation Room.
I mean past experience suggests there’s a nonzero chance he gets pardoned.
So like, what if Maduro is somehow acquitted?
January 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I mean past experience suggests there’s a nonzero chance he gets pardoned.
So do the fishing-boat attacks cease now or no?
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
So do the fishing-boat attacks cease now or no?
I also see that we’ve learned from prior experience that the dropping of American bombs is the end of the conflict and not the beginning.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I also see that we’ve learned from prior experience that the dropping of American bombs is the end of the conflict and not the beginning.
Cat people, amirite
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Cat people, amirite
This nearly made me split my pants.
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This nearly made me split my pants.
The old:
Riding, then climbing, then rowing
The new:
Riding AND climbing AND rowing
Riding, then climbing, then rowing
The new:
Riding AND climbing AND rowing
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The old:
Riding, then climbing, then rowing
The new:
Riding AND climbing AND rowing
Riding, then climbing, then rowing
The new:
Riding AND climbing AND rowing
To put this on the artists rather than the board members gamely contributing to the persistent enshittification of the Center is a lot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
To put this on the artists rather than the board members gamely contributing to the persistent enshittification of the Center is a lot.
That 60 Minutes show on CECOT ought to be ready to play any day now, right?
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
That 60 Minutes show on CECOT ought to be ready to play any day now, right?
We’re watching Turn and my wife is getting impatient to learn what happens.
I told her we’re living in what happens.
She didn’t really appreciate that.
I told her we’re living in what happens.
She didn’t really appreciate that.
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We’re watching Turn and my wife is getting impatient to learn what happens.
I told her we’re living in what happens.
She didn’t really appreciate that.
I told her we’re living in what happens.
She didn’t really appreciate that.
Dear @visittelluride.bsky.social. Thank you for your email. You need to pay your ski patrollers more. I support their strike.
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear @visittelluride.bsky.social. Thank you for your email. You need to pay your ski patrollers more. I support their strike.
I’m realizing that what I just thought were “movies” were actually “Rob Reiner movies” because he had such a string of them in a formative part of my youth.
How spoiled we were.
How spoiled we were.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m realizing that what I just thought were “movies” were actually “Rob Reiner movies” because he had such a string of them in a formative part of my youth.
How spoiled we were.
How spoiled we were.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is a Christmas movie.
Fight me.
Fight me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is a Christmas movie.
Fight me.
Fight me.
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The highest and best use of the emergency docket.
It was 3 years ago that @carlcecere.bsky.social so ably, and kindly, filed this brief in support of my daughters making Santa’s “nice” list. I have no doubt his briefing, along with the girls’ kindness throughout the year, made the difference.
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The highest and best use of the emergency docket.
It was an important issue for worthy clients.
It was 3 years ago that @carlcecere.bsky.social so ably, and kindly, filed this brief in support of my daughters making Santa’s “nice” list. I have no doubt his briefing, along with the girls’ kindness throughout the year, made the difference.
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It was an important issue for worthy clients.
The good news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
The bad news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
The bad news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The good news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
The bad news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
The bad news: The Court called for briefs on the merits in a bunch of my cases!
Hot tip for rebuilding a republic:
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
December 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hot tip for rebuilding a republic:
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
Get you a DOJ that can handle a moderately large document review.
Gonna be awkward when CBS wins an Emmy for a news program it refused to air.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gonna be awkward when CBS wins an Emmy for a news program it refused to air.