Madz🌺
@powersntheattic.bsky.social
I don't have blondes locked in the attic but my stairway is super twisted. Same me as everywhere!
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Me, repeatedly setting the dial back to "Sabrina Carpenter" as racists and billionaires try to change the White Woman setting to Nuzzi, Sweeney, or Greene.
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, repeatedly setting the dial back to "Sabrina Carpenter" as racists and billionaires try to change the White Woman setting to Nuzzi, Sweeney, or Greene.
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as a person with anxiety don’t text me shit like “we need to talk” or “i need to talk to you later”
bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me
bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
as a person with anxiety don’t text me shit like “we need to talk” or “i need to talk to you later”
bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me
bitch i will jump out this window, stop playing w/ me
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To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
To: All Staff
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
Subject: The Rapture
In honor of Tuesday's Rapture, we're letting all the animals out. If there is no Rapture, delete and scrub your emails.
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You know the conversation about a "Joe Rogan of the Left" is BS code for "bro harder" because someone would have given Josh Johnson $50 million by now.
When Even Alex Jones Cries #johnsoncomedy #joshjohnson #standupcomedy #fyp #comedian
TikTok video by Josh Comedy_ Fans
www.tiktok.com
August 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know the conversation about a "Joe Rogan of the Left" is BS code for "bro harder" because someone would have given Josh Johnson $50 million by now.
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tilda swinton in works of art: thread
August 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
tilda swinton in works of art: thread
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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(b)lanche (e)lizabeth (d)evereaux: thread
June 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(b)lanche (e)lizabeth (d)evereaux: thread
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We are a proud country of Haters.
Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We are a proud country of Haters.
Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
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What did Iceland do to get NO points?!? Is it because they didn't play Ja Ja Ding Dong?
#eurovision
#eurovision
a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd with the words play jaja ding dong written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What did Iceland do to get NO points?!? Is it because they didn't play Ja Ja Ding Dong?
#eurovision
#eurovision
Ah, a middle school girl's first exploration of heavy petting and incest. Definitely had no lasting damage to the point I named myself after it on every social media account.
Flowers in the Attic. wtf
May 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ah, a middle school girl's first exploration of heavy petting and incest. Definitely had no lasting damage to the point I named myself after it on every social media account.
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You vs. The Gal She Told You Not to Worry About
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You vs. The Gal She Told You Not to Worry About
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young coworker: you should go to the club with us this weekend
me: like sam’s club or
me: like sam’s club or
May 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
young coworker: you should go to the club with us this weekend
me: like sam’s club or
me: like sam’s club or
Holy FUCK is this magnificent
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Holy FUCK is this magnificent
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
I have hated Gwyneth Paltrow since she won her Oscar because her pink dress was not fitted properly on top. It should never be on all-time best dressed Oscars lists! Anyway, everyone hates her now and I welcome you to my band wagon.
Also, she and her boyfriend Brad Pitt had the same haircut.
Also, she and her boyfriend Brad Pitt had the same haircut.
April 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
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the muppets in famous works of art: thread
April 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the muppets in famous works of art: thread
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willem dafoe in movies he wasn’t in: thread
March 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
willem dafoe in movies he wasn’t in: thread
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If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?
February 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?
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i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread
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Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
🚨 Trump will instruct the federal government tomorrow via an executive order to not recognize that transgender people exist and exclusively recognize people as their sex assigned at birth.
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
www.thefp.com/p/trumps-day...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s Day One Executive Order on ‘Male and Female’
The White House strikes out at gender ideology and pronouns. Also: ends housing of biological men in women’s prisons; self-ID on passports; and more.
www.thefp.com
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.
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in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps
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Marilyn Manson drops defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood, will also pay $327,000 for Wood’s legal fees: people.com/marilyn-mans...
Marilyn Manson Drops Defamation Lawsuit Against Evan Rachel Wood
Marilyn Manson has dropped his defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood after the two reached a settlement agreement on Nov. 19. Manson sued his former fiancée in 2022, alleging she coerced other w...
people.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Marilyn Manson drops defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood, will also pay $327,000 for Wood’s legal fees: people.com/marilyn-mans...
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF JENNIFER JASON LEIGH OR EVAN RACHEL WOODS ARE HERE I'M FINE IT'S TOTALLY OK.
okay everyone act chill & normal, our crushes are starting to join bluesky. let’s not fuck this up
November 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF JENNIFER JASON LEIGH OR EVAN RACHEL WOODS ARE HERE I'M FINE IT'S TOTALLY OK.
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Okay, let’s test out managing lots of replies: You tell me your favorite Prince song (or the one you’re most curious about) and I’ll share some facts about it. If you don’t know his stuff, name a favorite artist/song of yours and I’ll give you a suggestion of what to explore in Prince’s catalog.
April 29, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Okay, let’s test out managing lots of replies: You tell me your favorite Prince song (or the one you’re most curious about) and I’ll share some facts about it. If you don’t know his stuff, name a favorite artist/song of yours and I’ll give you a suggestion of what to explore in Prince’s catalog.