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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
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"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.
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She complains about the lackluster response she got from a butthole pic she sent to a married subject of her reporting.
Yes, let’s.
Yes, let’s.
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
She complains about the lackluster response she got from a butthole pic she sent to a married subject of her reporting.
Yes, let’s.
Yes, let’s.
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Shopping for kids can be difficult.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Shopping for kids can be difficult.
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Man, if I got waxed half this hard I'd be on the news before the next half-hour cycle
![Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
[Excerpt from an article about Nuzzi that is included in my other image and given alt text.]
Adam Wright
@adamwright.bsky.social
Shopping for kids can be difficult.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m7pyau4vfqlgbw775m7ioba7/bafkreia6vq43gtuujfa5k763ycfz4hhjfajecqvnhff4iajtgt46ebe3wy@jpeg)
![Excerpt from an article about Olivia Nuzzi detailing Keith Olbermann's relationship with her:
"[...]paid for her to attend college, outfitted her in Tom Ford and Herve Leger dresses and some $15,000 worth of Cartier jewelrt. Later, he covered her rent and furnished her apartment in a doorman building in the West Village. While Keith, who was 34 years older, was generous, there were strings attached. Olivia[...]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m7pyau4vfqlgbw775m7ioba7/bafkreihq33fgphrlyl2jmjlgpin6chghxoiu2gehfnevvrbg7clrfks45e@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Man, if I got waxed half this hard I'd be on the news before the next half-hour cycle
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November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Good Morning Global CloudFlare Outage Morning 2 U
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Good Morning Global CloudFlare Outage Morning 2 U
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
time to post the most realistic meme ever made, which permanently reflects my life as someone looking for a better job
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Twitter disabled Hebrew machine translation because they didn't want people to easily see how horribly genocidal israeli posts are.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Tim and Eric sketch halftime show
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Labor needs to have a Time Out to think about what it did
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET
@reuters.com #QuietTime
@reuters.com #QuietTime
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Labor needs to have a Time Out to think about what it did
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
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Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Getting subpoenaed by the US government over bluesky posts
Don’t forget to clear the piss valve
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don’t forget to clear the piss valve
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November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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hearing it's sunday night
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
hearing it's sunday night
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It's that time of year again.
Who wants a #cranbussy?
Who wants a #cranbussy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's that time of year again.
Who wants a #cranbussy?
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