he who rules with an iron fist
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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I think I’d be a really fun rich guy because I’d say shit like “well I didn’t become rich by *not* drinking rootbeer” and because I’m wealthy a bunch of people would have to listen to it like it’s actual advice and go “wow, epic”
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I think I’d be a really fun rich guy because I’d say shit like “well I didn’t become rich by *not* drinking rootbeer” and because I’m wealthy a bunch of people would have to listen to it like it’s actual advice and go “wow, epic”
If The Usef were formrd in 2025 theyd be callec Rhle Cooked
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If The Usef were formrd in 2025 theyd be callec Rhle Cooked
@shadowtodd.bsky.social
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“Perfect Fantasy” by gabi belle stops on the word stop
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gabi belle - PERFECT FANTASY (Official Video)
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August 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
@shadowtodd.bsky.social
“Perfect Fantasy” by gabi belle stops on the word stop
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“Perfect Fantasy” by gabi belle stops on the word stop
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Pleney. Siyp. An rntiree plsnet made out of soypppppppppppp
August 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Pleney. Siyp. An rntiree plsnet made out of soypppppppppppp
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
We need to get mel kioepr jrujiorn on jere
Whaysbs up mell!???????????
Whaysbs up mell!???????????
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We need to get mel kioepr jrujiorn on jere
Whaysbs up mell!???????????
Whaysbs up mell!???????????
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I’m not white because I like the song Dynamite by Taio Cruz!
So sorry to disappoint. Self-purification is an essential step in civil disobedience. You can't dismantle white supremacy if you think of yourself as white. Post-white identity formation is a necessary step to enable folks whose ancestors upheld white supremacy to become active anti-racists.
June 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’m not white because I like the song Dynamite by Taio Cruz!
I’m happpy that touress happpyyyy
May 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m happpy that touress happpyyyy
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whatever is in the sea is simply not my business
Per the interview with the Seattle Times he spent a year sailing the boat on shorter trips, so it's merely "you're crazy and you might get yourself killed" instead of "interesting way to commit suicide you've got there."
May 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
whatever is in the sea is simply not my business
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Conspiracy theories are almost never true and their proponents are merely trying to find some kind of underlying order to a chaotic world. The sole exception is the NBA draft lottery.
May 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Conspiracy theories are almost never true and their proponents are merely trying to find some kind of underlying order to a chaotic world. The sole exception is the NBA draft lottery.
Hot cholcoaletete
April 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hot cholcoaletete
If toneo and hulie were made today romeo would he a dude who makes a boogie wit da hoodie type beats
April 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If toneo and hulie were made today romeo would he a dude who makes a boogie wit da hoodie type beats
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when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular
M i smoje twenty eleven packs of rvakc every shour and dauy
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
M i smoje twenty eleven packs of rvakc every shour and dauy
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Beware the Ides of March
March 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Beware the Ides of March
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They should have an animals Olympics, I want to know if we have better bears than other countries
February 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They should have an animals Olympics, I want to know if we have better bears than other countries
To the tune of AC DC s Thunderstruck
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February 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
To the tune of AC DC s Thunderstruck
KUMQUAT
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If i were isysiphsus i would just take the eleveator
February 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If i were isysiphsus i would just take the eleveator
My life is ecacyly like dody6 s verse on hey now
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My life is ecacyly like dody6 s verse on hey now
Ky bew brixhb looj like stan van dugndy
February 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ky bew brixhb looj like stan van dugndy
M neww bricub skell like root beet
February 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
M neww bricub skell like root beet
Ive got this feeling inside mey bonds s it goes elevtrib wavy when i tirn it on.
January 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ive got this feeling inside mey bonds s it goes elevtrib wavy when i tirn it on.
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the lions lost last night because they refuse to wear silver pants at home even tho it is their best/most iconic look
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the lions lost last night because they refuse to wear silver pants at home even tho it is their best/most iconic look
Can i grt a what what
January 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can i grt a what what