Bartleby, the Poster
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I'm the most normie-dressed guy at the metal festival
I heard there's new data
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I heard there's new data
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
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I’m pretty sure winning a slam dunk lawsuit against this criminal extortion would have been cheaper than dropping $60m during a bad budget crunch. They didn’t cave to pressure. They collaborated with the regime and sold out their students and staff.
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m pretty sure winning a slam dunk lawsuit against this criminal extortion would have been cheaper than dropping $60m during a bad budget crunch. They didn’t cave to pressure. They collaborated with the regime and sold out their students and staff.
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Walter Benjamin, letter to Gershom Scholem, 1917
November 13, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Walter Benjamin, letter to Gershom Scholem, 1917
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The McRib is back for a limited time
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The McRib is back for a limited time
2028 Democratic platform:
- Giving every American a legal pathway to eventually be freed from their regional holding camp
- Federal subsidies to incentivize states to divert some of their AI water to drinking
- Body cameras for all groyper militia
- Steadfast support for Israel
- Giving every American a legal pathway to eventually be freed from their regional holding camp
- Federal subsidies to incentivize states to divert some of their AI water to drinking
- Body cameras for all groyper militia
- Steadfast support for Israel
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
2028 Democratic platform:
- Giving every American a legal pathway to eventually be freed from their regional holding camp
- Federal subsidies to incentivize states to divert some of their AI water to drinking
- Body cameras for all groyper militia
- Steadfast support for Israel
- Giving every American a legal pathway to eventually be freed from their regional holding camp
- Federal subsidies to incentivize states to divert some of their AI water to drinking
- Body cameras for all groyper militia
- Steadfast support for Israel
I'm looking to ignite a fire within a wife
September 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm looking to ignite a fire within a wife
As we speak our scientists are hard at work developing Woke 2
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As we speak our scientists are hard at work developing Woke 2
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If you make a mistake 83% of the time the mistake is what you wanted
An internal Israeli intelligence database reveals 83% of those killed by the IDF in Gaza were civilians, contradicting public claims to the contrary.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you make a mistake 83% of the time the mistake is what you wanted
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by 2030 the only porn in england will be produced by the bbc and consist of mr blobby pouring beans on a frowning 55 year old nude woman
July 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
by 2030 the only porn in england will be produced by the bbc and consist of mr blobby pouring beans on a frowning 55 year old nude woman
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Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
Our staff is on the ground supporting families. Many workers-including US citizens, were held by federal authorities at the farm for 8 hours or more. US citizen workers report only being released after they were forced to delete photos and videos of the raid from their phones. 4/
July 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sounds like ICE killed a guy and then held american citizens hostage at gunpoint until they agreed to destroy the evidence
Woke up in the middle of the night and there's a mockingbird singing outside
July 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night and there's a mockingbird singing outside
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getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
JD Vance thinks he can just show up on here despite never having apologized for how he talked to the helldude
June 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
JD Vance thinks he can just show up on here despite never having apologized for how he talked to the helldude
Zoom and my ancient webcam do something for my face that nothing else does
June 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Zoom and my ancient webcam do something for my face that nothing else does
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The New Brunswick Federation of Labour is calling on all unions in the province to refuse to handle any weapons shipments bound for Israel, labeling them "hot cargo."
nbmediacoop.org/2025/06/03/h...
nbmediacoop.org/2025/06/03/h...
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The New Brunswick Federation of Labour is calling on all unions in the province to refuse to handle any weapons shipments bound for Israel, labeling them "hot cargo."
nbmediacoop.org/2025/06/03/h...
nbmediacoop.org/2025/06/03/h...
"Abundoid" is definitely the best use of the -oid suffix
June 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Abundoid" is definitely the best use of the -oid suffix
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no it’s actually because of the slavery
June 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
no it’s actually because of the slavery
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scrolling through publication announcements like
May 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
scrolling through publication announcements like
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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
If you don't say "Oooh big kitty yawn" when your cat yawns why do you even have a cat?
May 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you don't say "Oooh big kitty yawn" when your cat yawns why do you even have a cat?
Got my ears lowered for spring
May 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Got my ears lowered for spring
