LoFi-Fae
@poorlyprosed.bsky.social
In Jan 1997 Gen Z/Zoomers Debuted with Me
28, He/Him, AZ
Post-Ironic-Cynical-Punk, Licensed Goth
'Poorly Prosed' DIY & F*ck'd Music
(((Hiatus)))
UofA UnderGrad BS Liberal Arts
BHT-Sober-ADHD-DID-Runs on Anxiety
Rad~Empath~Absurdist~Vagrant
~Demi 🖤🤍💜🩶
28, He/Him, AZ
Post-Ironic-Cynical-Punk, Licensed Goth
'Poorly Prosed' DIY & F*ck'd Music
(((Hiatus)))
UofA UnderGrad BS Liberal Arts
BHT-Sober-ADHD-DID-Runs on Anxiety
Rad~Empath~Absurdist~Vagrant
~Demi 🖤🤍💜🩶
Learning for every major hobby I was Way into throughout my whole life, most falling off cause I couldn't afford it, all have Femboy equivalent communities
May 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Learning for every major hobby I was Way into throughout my whole life, most falling off cause I couldn't afford it, all have Femboy equivalent communities
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Bio reads: "I'm a bottom now get off my page"
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Bio reads: "I'm a bottom now get off my page"
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May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Bio reads: "I'm a bottom now get off my page"
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Bio reads: "I'm a bottom now get off my page"
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Another day of saying stupid shit I mean
May 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Another day of saying stupid shit I mean
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Had a nightmare about geometry, 2 specific shapes v8sited me in my dreams and left me with a Sinister ill feeling and feeling of impending Doom upon waking up
May 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Had a nightmare about geometry, 2 specific shapes v8sited me in my dreams and left me with a Sinister ill feeling and feeling of impending Doom upon waking up
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The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps.
May 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The future belongs to the kids who climb up the slide instead of using the steps.
Living is killing me
May 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Living is killing me
Me reserving 2 nights at an Inn on a holiday weekend cause I'm stranded rn for $400 when I only have $240. I'll ignore this situation until I'm face to face with the front desk
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Me reserving 2 nights at an Inn on a holiday weekend cause I'm stranded rn for $400 when I only have $240. I'll ignore this situation until I'm face to face with the front desk
If you all don't give me attention, I'll vanish for another many weeks
May 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If you all don't give me attention, I'll vanish for another many weeks
My standards at their minimum are -Do you have boobs
-Do NOT touch my butthole
-Do NOT touch my butthole
May 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My standards at their minimum are -Do you have boobs
-Do NOT touch my butthole
-Do NOT touch my butthole
I need a MILF who'll let me be a Trophy Husband (Bronze place) toy whatever
May 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I need a MILF who'll let me be a Trophy Husband (Bronze place) toy whatever
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sorry I was weird earlier.. I remembered I exist and panicked ❤️
May 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
sorry I was weird earlier.. I remembered I exist and panicked ❤️
Names clients have called me to my face:
"Fat Jesus"
"Sweet Water"
"Shot Out Ed Sheeran"
"Homosexual tendencier"
"Fat Jesus"
"Sweet Water"
"Shot Out Ed Sheeran"
"Homosexual tendencier"
May 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Names clients have called me to my face:
"Fat Jesus"
"Sweet Water"
"Shot Out Ed Sheeran"
"Homosexual tendencier"
"Fat Jesus"
"Sweet Water"
"Shot Out Ed Sheeran"
"Homosexual tendencier"
How do I mark $20 and 60mg Adderall xr as payment for travel/living expenses for someone's couch in their studio on TurboTax Tax?
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How do I mark $20 and 60mg Adderall xr as payment for travel/living expenses for someone's couch in their studio on TurboTax Tax?
My hair is at its longest, tied with 2017 at least
May 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My hair is at its longest, tied with 2017 at least
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funky kong is a pr nightmare for the gay community
May 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
funky kong is a pr nightmare for the gay community
At age 6 I was born without a sex drive
May 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
At age 6 I was born without a sex drive
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i like how no one in king of the hill is neurotypical
May 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i like how no one in king of the hill is neurotypical
Places I'm not allowed:
-- Red Robin
-- LinkedIn
-- Red Robin
May 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Places I'm not allowed:
-- Red Robin
-- LinkedIn
-- Red Robin
What's your couch Surfer policy? (Pls help)
May 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What's your couch Surfer policy? (Pls help)
Local 65 yr old homeless man w/ Vyvanse script knows entire Rocky Horror sound track by heart and favored Riff Raff actor endorses Trump
May 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Local 65 yr old homeless man w/ Vyvanse script knows entire Rocky Horror sound track by heart and favored Riff Raff actor endorses Trump
Uhhhhhggggrr hiatus ended
May 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Uhhhhhggggrr hiatus ended
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permission to broadside this kia sorento with a barrage of grapeshot, captain?
April 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
permission to broadside this kia sorento with a barrage of grapeshot, captain?
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Still no tariff on cutting your jeans into beautiful, sensual jorts.
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Still no tariff on cutting your jeans into beautiful, sensual jorts.
I haven't touched my guitar in weeks so I picked it up tonight and my depression is cured
April 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I haven't touched my guitar in weeks so I picked it up tonight and my depression is cured