The godbthat created me set me on a path from birth that passed through every major femboy pipeline entry point and saw me come out looking like Zach Galifianakis, Drinking like him too with nothing more than a septum piercing. I passed trials and see them clearly while friends call me "Fat Jesus"

Thanks. What's it matter anyway? I can't kink shame you. I'm not your mom

No

Bruh, were you just on Cephalexin, too?

Fantastic, Ace win

And "Corn Fed Wolverine"

I forgot "Alcoholic Siri"

+$15 fee for bringing my guitar inside

Sometimes I save my afternoon buffer dose for evening for that sweet 8hr sleep

My bangs are the longest they've ever been by far. My secret? 1-1 body wash from bangs to toes