Polypodiaceae
@polypodiaceae.bsky.social
A creature of constant forward motion. Ask me about my cat. Blocked by @joelconnelly. 🩸🦷
The only thing standing between assault and attempted murder is that my uterus doesn’t have free will and can’t develop intent.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The only thing standing between assault and attempted murder is that my uterus doesn’t have free will and can’t develop intent.
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Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (whoa)
I'm a soul man
That ain't all (look)
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (whoa)
I'm a soul man
That ain't all (look)
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (whoa)
I'm a soul man
That ain't all (look)
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (whoa)
I'm a soul man
That ain't all (look)
My boss at the time described people who care for elders with dementia as people “who haven’t done much with their lives” within earshot. Now I help workers organize unions.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My boss at the time described people who care for elders with dementia as people “who haven’t done much with their lives” within earshot. Now I help workers organize unions.
Seems like everyone could use a timeline cleanse; here are some orchids I saw yesterday. More to come today!
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Seems like everyone could use a timeline cleanse; here are some orchids I saw yesterday. More to come today!
It’s 7:30pm, feels like a very normal time to go to bed on vacation, I am WIPED.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s 7:30pm, feels like a very normal time to go to bed on vacation, I am WIPED.
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This shoebill wants a good contract and only a fool messes with a shoebill.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This shoebill wants a good contract and only a fool messes with a shoebill.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Anyone who has crossed a street in Hanoi understands strength in numbers.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Anyone who has crossed a street in Hanoi understands strength in numbers.
Developing country bureaucracy: 1; me: 0.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Developing country bureaucracy: 1; me: 0.
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Will Democrats learn the hard lessons of the upcoming election results?
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Will Democrats learn the hard lessons of the upcoming election results?
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The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
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*the count from sesame street voice*
sixteen! sixteen innings! ah ah ah!
sixteen! sixteen innings! ah ah ah!
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
*the count from sesame street voice*
sixteen! sixteen innings! ah ah ah!
sixteen! sixteen innings! ah ah ah!
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
Not just a gazillion people in Seattle, but 149 people out in Chewelah (pop 2600), rural Stevens County. @indivisible.org #nokings #ibelievethatwewillwin
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not just a gazillion people in Seattle, but 149 people out in Chewelah (pop 2600), rural Stevens County. @indivisible.org #nokings #ibelievethatwewillwin
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How can George Soros afford this payroll today?
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How can George Soros afford this payroll today?
If I was a self respecting person I would realize I don’t need this kind of abuse.
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If I was a self respecting person I would realize I don’t need this kind of abuse.
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Inside me there are two wolves.
baseball is hell
i love baseball
i love baseball
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Inside me there are two wolves.
I will not be watching this tomorrow! I will be going to watch my Reign girlies, who are competent women and won’t let me down.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I will not be watching this tomorrow! I will be going to watch my Reign girlies, who are competent women and won’t let me down.
Jess Fishlock is an absolute legend and inspiration. I want to bring head down weird hair fast legs tiny dragon energy to everything I do.
“It’s not the goals, it’s not the wins. It’s watching our nation grow behind us.”
What an international career for Jess Fishlock with Wales. ❤️
What an international career for Jess Fishlock with Wales. ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jess Fishlock is an absolute legend and inspiration. I want to bring head down weird hair fast legs tiny dragon energy to everything I do.
I hate this game. Why do I even care.
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I hate this game. Why do I even care.
This game is concerning. This bullpen is concerning. I am concerned.
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This game is concerning. This bullpen is concerning. I am concerned.
@nameshiv.bsky.social status report requested at your leisure.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@nameshiv.bsky.social status report requested at your leisure.
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I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.