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A creature of constant forward motion. Ask me about my cat. Blocked by @joelconnelly. 🩸🦷
The only thing standing between assault and attempted murder is that my uterus doesn’t have free will and can’t develop intent.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I got a truckload
And when you get it, you got something
So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (whoa)
I'm a soul man
That ain't all (look)
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My boss at the time described people who care for elders with dementia as people “who haven’t done much with their lives” within earshot. Now I help workers organize unions.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Seems like everyone could use a timeline cleanse; here are some orchids I saw yesterday. More to come today!
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s 7:30pm, feels like a very normal time to go to bed on vacation, I am WIPED.
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Jamelle was cooking.

Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This shoebill wants a good contract and only a fool messes with a shoebill.
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Anyone who has crossed a street in Hanoi understands strength in numbers.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Developing country bureaucracy: 1; me: 0.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Will Democrats learn the hard lessons of the upcoming election results?
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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*the count from sesame street voice*

sixteen! sixteen innings! ah ah ah!
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not just a gazillion people in Seattle, but 149 people out in Chewelah (pop 2600), rural Stevens County. @indivisible.org #nokings #ibelievethatwewillwin
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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How can George Soros afford this payroll today?
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I was a self respecting person I would realize I don’t need this kind of abuse.
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Inside me there are two wolves.
baseball is hell

i love baseball
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I will not be watching this tomorrow! I will be going to watch my Reign girlies, who are competent women and won’t let me down.
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jess Fishlock is an absolute legend and inspiration. I want to bring head down weird hair fast legs tiny dragon energy to everything I do.
“It’s not the goals, it’s not the wins. It’s watching our nation grow behind us.”

What an international career for Jess Fishlock with Wales. ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hate this game. Why do I even care.
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This game is concerning. This bullpen is concerning. I am concerned.
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@nameshiv.bsky.social status report requested at your leisure.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
So what you're saying is that I live in this witch hat now. #mariners
October 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM