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Stop making sense.
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washingtonpost.com
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach.

Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
“That they should be the ones to welcome Pope Francis’s coffin in the basilica is because these people are those who represented the focus of his mission,” said Father Giulio Albanese, head of missionary cooperation and communications for the Vicariate of Rome. “They are those who live on the peripheries, geographical and existential peripheries.”
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
polygonjohn.bsky.social
The internet is not real life. PLEASE more people realize this. You post sharing your very unique opinion doesn't matter and doesn't change anything. Go offline and DO shit. Organize, prepare for the fight, or just do a good deed for someone. Just stop pretending social media is how you're helping.
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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nilejoan.com
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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retrocomps.bsky.social
The Sharp Trunket transistor radio (1960)
A radio that combines the design language of old American muscle cars and the spacerace. The top is forest green with tailfins, the bottom is ivory white, and the front is shining silver, on a silver stand. Up top we find a single antenna, a red power/volume dial, and you turn the 'intake" of the rocket to change the stations (the tuning display is immediately behind the engine, incoporated into the body).
August 17, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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huwupy.kawaii.social
Sorry for the politics posting, but a friend sent me this and it really makes you think
August 11, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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mothcub.bsky.social
Sorry to hear that.
Sonic the Hedgehog and a girl greet each other with finger guns. The girl asks, "hey Sonic what's up?" Sonic replies, "I am not doing well".
August 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Visiting the parents
July 31, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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im.a.whole.damn.town
Twin Peaks: Town sign for Twin Peaks, population 51201.
Town sign for Twin Peaks, population 51201. Twin Peaks S01E01 - Northwest Passage.
July 26, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
good to be alive
July 25, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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leftist101.bsky.social
July 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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jjinandtonic.bsky.social
Oh my god they dont even work in fortnite
A tweet from fortnite studios announcing that their cybertruck mount(?) is being disabled and removed from the game dur to bugs
July 24, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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dervy.bsky.social
July 23, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
I laughed for a solid minute
ugarles.bsky.social Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · Jul 14
funniest possible response
Promoted tweet from the RFK Jr. campaign "You can't have a gunfight democracy when candidates aren't safe. Whether or not you support my campaign, please sign this petition urging the Wrote House to grant me Secret Service protection." There is an accompanying 2+ minute video titled "Demand Secret Service Protection to RFK" [sic]
July 14, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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emotion-engine.bsky.social
I set up my son’s mini PC and it’s incredible how Windows 11 seems to be built around resentment over the very idea of you owning your files and nothing else.
July 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man in a leather dog mask is being restrained by other men in leather dog masks. One of the pups says "you have brought great shame to the brotherhood of pup play guys, Mark." He holds the sides of a worried Mark's face and says "as such, you will endure the ultimate discrage." A massive throng of pup play guys start chanting "CAT EARS! CAT EARS! CAT EARS! CAT EARS!" as they remove Mark's pup mask and affix little cat ears to the top of his head. Mark starts weeping traumatically and says "please kill me. I want to fucking die."
July 4, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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theonion.com
"In every hypothetical matchup, Trump comes out almost four points ahead of Biden’s potential replacements, including current favorite Biden, the rising star Biden, and even a dark horse candidate, like Biden."
Poll: Democrats Trail Trump Whether They Replace Biden With Biden, Biden, Or Biden
CAMBRIDGE, MA—In a Harvard CAPS / Harris poll conducted in the wake of the first presidential debate, new data revealed that any alternative Democratic candidate was likely to lose to former Presiden...
www.theonion.com
July 2, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An angry man says "Debate me!" A nearby baby agrees by saying "GA." The angry man shouts "Appeal to emotion!" The baby, with a miffed expression says "BA." The angry man counters with "AD HOMINEM."
June 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
June 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
polygonjohn.bsky.social
White Jedi shouldn't be allowed to use a purple light saber, in the Ted Talk
June 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
the delicate balance of power (2024)
The scene is set somewhere deep inside a human body, as two weird little blob guys are seen chewing on the floor of a large wet mass, presumably the tissue of a body. A differently shaped blob, with craggy lines in it like a stone of some sort appears at the corner, interrupting the reverie of the first two blobs and brandishing a knife as he warns that "you microplastic punks better fuck off, this is lead turf." The two types of blob dudes are swept up in a violent brawl. One microplastic tears at a lead guy's skull with his teeth while, elsewhere a lead has a plastic pinned down and swings at him wildly with a bloody knife. It is a bloody, terrible scene of savage cruelty and animosity. The scene pans out further to show a human's head in silhouette, an x-ray of his brain showing it as a soggy and torn up mass of blood and flesh. We zoom out further to see the man within whom this battle rages, him unaware, a contented smile on his face as he says "I can legally operate a forklift."
June 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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mattbors.bsky.social
We're getting ever closer to the date in this comic, which I drew in 2012. Very cool.
June 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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ass.golf
GOD: you’ll be able to think up a funny comic strip whenever you want

ME: cool

GOD: but it will replace the part of your brain that knows how to interact with people

ME: well I’m sure I won’t need THAT, I’ll be too busy drawing comics
June 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM