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pollux42.bsky.social
Fuck tarot cards. I have a weighted D20 to tell me how I am going to fuck up today.
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
It’s weird they don’t tell you that lexapro will make your balls hurt.
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
It’s not even 4th of July yet and I’ve already seen 6 new videos of people losing fingers.
June 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
Watching the economic news sites try to swing the upcoming recession might be my new pass time.
April 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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dollarpbr.gay
pleased to announce i’m launching a similar investigation starting with interrogating my dog to see if he knows who ate all the dog food
unusualwhales.bsky.social Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · Apr 9
Senator Adam Schiff has said that he is going to be investigating whether anyone in DC was insider trading based on tariff policy.
April 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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andylevy.net
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
marco rubio slumped in his chair while trump and vance makes fools of themselves
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
There is a straight line from 2008-2009 season of South Park to our current political situation
February 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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altnps.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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thegodpodcast.com
Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
My 2025 hobbies are watching tutorial videos at 1.5x speed then getting upset they are going to fast
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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theonion.com
Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
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Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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illumi.meme
wahoo
What are the Mario Bros views on American healthcare? Mario says: We must vote our way out of this crushing system. luigi says [REDACTED]
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
My Spotify wrapped is just my depression playlist
December 5, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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krime.bsky.social
Steal something this Christmas - Presents, food, whatever.
An illustration of a man wearing a balaclava dressed as Santa handing a pile parcels to a kid. Illustration is surrounded by a red circle on a green background. Text around the illustration in a circle reads “steal something this Christmas.”
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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potatobolshevik.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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brundlefly.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
pollux42.bsky.social
Remember to take your vitamin D folks.
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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bruces.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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misernyc.bsky.social
Bike Lanes bring order from chaos
November 21, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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mariopro.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
I spent $137 at a candy shop today
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
Color photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting derpily in a bathroom sink. In the background you can see that the toilet cover is carpeted and there’s a matching dark pink throw rug on the floor.
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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mattoswaltva.bsky.social
holding out hope Matt Gaetz's confirmation hearing for AG is just a very elaborate Chris Hansen sting
November 13, 2024 at 10:00 PM
pollux42.bsky.social
Anyone else’s work place super tense?
November 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM