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never lose sight of your true self
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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One thing about adult life is that making same-day plans becomes quite difficult. And not necessarily because you’re super busy or anything, but because maybe you’ve already taken a chicken breast out of the freezer and, well, your fate has now been sealed along with that of the chicken breast.
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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You shouldn't be allowed to have bad dreams. What are you doing, brain? This is our sanctuary. This is where we met John Cena that one time.
July 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I’m just a girl standing in front of a guillotine watching a detached head roll around and thinking:
I thought this thing was for cheese
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Therapist: It's all in your head.

Me: Yeah, unfortunately I am also in there.
April 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Feed me
March 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I have been laughing at this all day.
February 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM