Bert
@platypusfever.bsky.social
Just your neighborhood platypus (he/him)
(platypusfebbre on the bad place)
(platypusfebbre on the bad place)
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and Elon Musk.
Citizens need only fill out the form and mail it in to DOGE.
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Citizens need only fill out the form and mail it in to DOGE.
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Jamie Raskin Announces FOIA Demands for Personal Data Held by Doge and Elon Musk - Jamie Raskin for Congress
Federal District Court Decision Opens Up Path for All Americans to Check on Their Personal Data Held by this New Federal Agency
jamieraskin.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and Elon Musk.
Citizens need only fill out the form and mail it in to DOGE.
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Citizens need only fill out the form and mail it in to DOGE.
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
And it happens again!
SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.
They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.
29 Republicans flip this time!
SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.
They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.
29 Republicans flip this time!
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
There's no way the US military can meet it's recruiting targets without DEI. Your average white American male is too stupid for it.
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
There's no way the US military can meet it's recruiting targets without DEI. Your average white American male is too stupid for it.
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this picture fucks.
February 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this picture fucks.
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"the enraged cat" Walter Molino (1915-1997) illustrator known for his pulp fiction work.
February 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"the enraged cat" Walter Molino (1915-1997) illustrator known for his pulp fiction work.
One of my mom's old friends passed away this week. Grief sucks
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
One of my mom's old friends passed away this week. Grief sucks
I hate the fact that I'm going to have to keep hearing about musk and his dumb bullshit for the next 25 years.
January 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I hate the fact that I'm going to have to keep hearing about musk and his dumb bullshit for the next 25 years.
No Eggs! At the Costco
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
No Eggs! At the Costco
Can he just die already? Sheesh
January 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can he just die already? Sheesh
Had a 15 minute conversation where my dad tried to tell us about Jaboozy
January 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Had a 15 minute conversation where my dad tried to tell us about Jaboozy
Love how the corporate response to a stressed out workforce is a newsletter with health tips instead of some time off or a free meal.
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Love how the corporate response to a stressed out workforce is a newsletter with health tips instead of some time off or a free meal.
I think I've aggravated an old LEGO injury
January 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think I've aggravated an old LEGO injury
Sometimes when I need a win I just drive around a little at 5 miles an hour so my Fitbit thinks I've done a shit ton of running
January 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Sometimes when I need a win I just drive around a little at 5 miles an hour so my Fitbit thinks I've done a shit ton of running
Why does someone always have a dead mom in Christmas movies? This is why we all watch Die Hard
December 25, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Why does someone always have a dead mom in Christmas movies? This is why we all watch Die Hard
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As a father of a daughter who had a full liver transplant and is a Stage 4 cancer survivor, F these ghouls to the lowest depths of hell.
December 20, 2024 at 8:32 PM
As a father of a daughter who had a full liver transplant and is a Stage 4 cancer survivor, F these ghouls to the lowest depths of hell.
Things that I don't mind (or even like!) that my taxes pay for
-SNAP
-mail
-Headstart
-CHIP
-air traffic controllers
-food & drug safety
-college loans
-aid
-GPS
-health research
-veteran's benefits
Things I don't want my taxes to pay for:
-bombs
-SNAP
-Headstart
-CHIP
-air traffic controllers
-food & drug safety
-college loans
-aid
-GPS
-health research
-veteran's benefits
Things I don't want my taxes to pay for:
-bombs
December 21, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Things that I don't mind (or even like!) that my taxes pay for
-SNAP
-mail
-Headstart
-CHIP
-air traffic controllers
-food & drug safety
-college loans
-aid
-GPS
-health research
-veteran's benefits
Things I don't want my taxes to pay for:
-bombs
-SNAP
-Headstart
-CHIP
-air traffic controllers
-food & drug safety
-college loans
-aid
-GPS
-health research
-veteran's benefits
Things I don't want my taxes to pay for:
-bombs
White dudes in eye black will never not be funny to me. They just looks like chimney sweeps from Mary Poppins
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 AM
White dudes in eye black will never not be funny to me. They just looks like chimney sweeps from Mary Poppins
Musk is Dunning Kruger defined
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Musk is Dunning Kruger defined
Ungh I hate it when people I care about make terrible health decisions. What do you mean you don't know if it is COVID?
December 18, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Ungh I hate it when people I care about make terrible health decisions. What do you mean you don't know if it is COVID?
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“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck
December 16, 2024 at 11:59 PM
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck
I wonder how many c-suite members understand how much they are absolutely loathed by pretty much everyone
December 6, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I wonder how many c-suite members understand how much they are absolutely loathed by pretty much everyone
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New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.