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Bert
@platypusfever.bsky.social
Just your neighborhood platypus (he/him)
(platypusfebbre on the bad place)
We need to the brain worms to finish their damn job.
May 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Everyone was Kung Fu parking
March 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
An absolute majority (50.5%) voted for *not* Trump. 55% of all registered voters did *not* vote for Trump. 63% percent of eligible voters did *not* vote for Trump. He got more votes than anyone else, but not most of the them, by any measure.

**This is back of napkin math. Number of R&EV may change
February 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They're not sending their best
February 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
So you mean that *you* must do something? I agree.

(Also, whoever runs this account needs to find a different job)
February 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
May he die soon in his sleep
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
yes of course
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I thought one of the most common reasons they get removed is because they trigger an immune response.
January 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cops really only care about property stolen from businesses, only only certain ones of those at that.
January 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Wat? Why should anyone be compensated for lost property if they live in an area that's prone to burn? It's a lot like building in a flood plain.
January 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM