Carly *mumbles*
@placeofold.bsky.social
She/her
Wrangler of tiny humans all day long, . COVID cautious and still masking. Living on Kaurna country. Perpetually tired pigeon.
Wrangler of tiny humans all day long, . COVID cautious and still masking. Living on Kaurna country. Perpetually tired pigeon.
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The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%.
Zero point three per cent.
The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%.
Thirty seven point seven per cent.
In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%.
Zero point three per cent.
The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%.
Thirty seven point seven per cent.
In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Image reads:
The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%.
Zero point three per cent.
The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%.
Thirty seven point seven per cent.
In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
The percentage of child dead in the Ukrainian conflict is 0.3%.
Zero point three per cent.
The percentage of child dead in the Gaza conflict is 37.7%.
Thirty seven point seven per cent.
In a single statistic, there you have the difference between a war and a genocide.
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be.
They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Think about how the left told Biden, and then Kamala, that their campaign would 100% lose if they did the exact opposite of what Mamdani's would be.
They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
They literally plugged their ears and said shut the fuck up, and then she lost by doing the exact opposite, in every way on every issue, of Mamdani.
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This morning, I'm enjoying a little democratic socialism with a slice of schadenfreude as a treat.
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This morning, I'm enjoying a little democratic socialism with a slice of schadenfreude as a treat.
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Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
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the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
Not "Fuck ICE" or "Death to ICE", you know something that makes sense, but "Anti ICE" lol. The FBI is really bad at this, but maybe it doesn't even matter anymore.
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
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A fun fact about me is that people riffing cleverly on the plums-in-the-icebox is my favorite thing on the entire internet.
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A fun fact about me is that people riffing cleverly on the plums-in-the-icebox is my favorite thing on the entire internet.
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What to do when a giant helping of seemingly terrible news about a terrible person suffering a terrible fate arrives at your doorstep in the form of a soup or stew.
September 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What to do when a giant helping of seemingly terrible news about a terrible person suffering a terrible fate arrives at your doorstep in the form of a soup or stew.
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Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just for fun, I'm going to give you some clips of the hate mail I got from being placed on Kirk's TPUSA Dangerous Professor list. Buckle up:
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wow! almost like the right has an intentional habit of blaminf minority groups for actions, the same groups they coincidently think should be “eradicated”
PSA: never trust Crowder
September 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The question was: "was wondering if Charlie Kirk getting shot affects your position on campus carry? If gun control had been in play could the tragedy have been avoided?”
www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...
Reporter Suspended After Question About Charlie Kirk Enrages MAGA Congressman
"I am repulsed that you would even think to ask," the Florida Republican told the journalist.
www.huffpost.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The question was: "was wondering if Charlie Kirk getting shot affects your position on campus carry? If gun control had been in play could the tragedy have been avoided?”
www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/randy-...
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Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
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![Closeup photo of a computer keyboard’s F4, F5 anf F6 keys, with the F5 [Refresh] key cracked and broken from overuse.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ctk7tn6rumlwooqvbjwxaotq/bafkreifv3atmfi7q2i6oy4hypp5rdewqjgeyij554vwivhvjeqzhag6g3a@jpeg)
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Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
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I think he’s somewhere shedding his skin.
August 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I think he’s somewhere shedding his skin.
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Honestly, with Trump it’s a Schrödinger’s President situation. Until someone checks Mar-a-Lago, he’s both golfing and dead at the same time.
August 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Honestly, with Trump it’s a Schrödinger’s President situation. Until someone checks Mar-a-Lago, he’s both golfing and dead at the same time.
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bro, the streets getting this giddy over the idea of it happening is frying me. Like even if it isn't true, this is just a delicious pregame
August 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
bro, the streets getting this giddy over the idea of it happening is frying me. Like even if it isn't true, this is just a delicious pregame
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They’re soft launching the president’s death
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They’re soft launching the president’s death
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melania constantly refreshing the tl
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
melania constantly refreshing the tl