Logan (he/him)
@pizzaplatinum.bsky.social
Heya, folks!
I’m an early-20s Wydaho resident who’s into snowy nature, cats big and small, chemistry, writing, furry fandom, left-leaning politics, & general shitposting.
I’m up to chat about stuff.
I’m on here because 🖕🏻 Meta & Twitter basically.
PG-13
I’m an early-20s Wydaho resident who’s into snowy nature, cats big and small, chemistry, writing, furry fandom, left-leaning politics, & general shitposting.
I’m up to chat about stuff.
I’m on here because 🖕🏻 Meta & Twitter basically.
PG-13
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In other news, Dr Oz just got confirmed to run Medicare/Medicaid. Tariffs took up the whole news cycle
April 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In other news, Dr Oz just got confirmed to run Medicare/Medicaid. Tariffs took up the whole news cycle
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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a self quote post is a repost with the director's commentary
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a self quote post is a repost with the director's commentary
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Someone do a safety check
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Someone do a safety check
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so as i understand it the president has driven an improvised fertilizer bomb directly into the foundation of global trade?
April 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
so as i understand it the president has driven an improvised fertilizer bomb directly into the foundation of global trade?
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I see you from across the room. I lick my lips with anticipation as I quickly move towards you. My palms start sweating as lift you tenderly to my quivering lips. Nothing can be heard but grunts and groans as I devour your sweet meaty bacon mushroom swiss burger
March 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I see you from across the room. I lick my lips with anticipation as I quickly move towards you. My palms start sweating as lift you tenderly to my quivering lips. Nothing can be heard but grunts and groans as I devour your sweet meaty bacon mushroom swiss burger
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Commission for the amazing @misterpickleman.bsky.social! I learned a lot about otters from this one xD I had such a blast! Still knocking out the rest of my queue, should have everything done by Sunday at the latest. Should reopen then! Thank you all for the support, it means so much to me ;_; ❤️
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Commission for the amazing @misterpickleman.bsky.social! I learned a lot about otters from this one xD I had such a blast! Still knocking out the rest of my queue, should have everything done by Sunday at the latest. Should reopen then! Thank you all for the support, it means so much to me ;_; ❤️
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[based on extensive research]
TEXTS THAT DON'T DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM FRIENDS:
- checking in, how are you? ❤️
- i feel depressed
- should I cut my own hair?
- love you
- my cousin died in a tragic, fiery accident
TEXTS THAT DO
- [an image of two shrimps holding martinis captioned "FRIENDSHRIMP"]
TEXTS THAT DON'T DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM FRIENDS:
- checking in, how are you? ❤️
- i feel depressed
- should I cut my own hair?
- love you
- my cousin died in a tragic, fiery accident
TEXTS THAT DO
- [an image of two shrimps holding martinis captioned "FRIENDSHRIMP"]
March 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
[based on extensive research]
TEXTS THAT DON'T DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM FRIENDS:
- checking in, how are you? ❤️
- i feel depressed
- should I cut my own hair?
- love you
- my cousin died in a tragic, fiery accident
TEXTS THAT DO
- [an image of two shrimps holding martinis captioned "FRIENDSHRIMP"]
TEXTS THAT DON'T DESERVE A RESPONSE FROM FRIENDS:
- checking in, how are you? ❤️
- i feel depressed
- should I cut my own hair?
- love you
- my cousin died in a tragic, fiery accident
TEXTS THAT DO
- [an image of two shrimps holding martinis captioned "FRIENDSHRIMP"]
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more like the Down Jones lol right
March 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
more like the Down Jones lol right
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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The zombie apocalypse doesn't scare me. Eat my brains. See if I care
March 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The zombie apocalypse doesn't scare me. Eat my brains. See if I care
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You watch movies all the way through because you’re a coddled baby who needs the meaning of a story spoon fed to you. If you were comfortable with ambiguity you’d stop watching ten minutes before the end
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You watch movies all the way through because you’re a coddled baby who needs the meaning of a story spoon fed to you. If you were comfortable with ambiguity you’d stop watching ten minutes before the end
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March 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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please understand that I am just a guy who tells jokes online and not a Danger to the Democratic Party
March 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
please understand that I am just a guy who tells jokes online and not a Danger to the Democratic Party
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[sprinkling ibuprofen on my mcflurry]
February 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[sprinkling ibuprofen on my mcflurry]
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Obama knew
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Obama knew
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chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you
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February 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM