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PistolsMcGee
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Leftist scientist and outdoorsman. He/Him.
Black Lives Matter
Trans Women are Women
Sex work is work.
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sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Hi, I’m an Amtrak train going across a bridge.
Hi, I'm the center of a borderline EF-4 tornado. 🤷
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I can only conclude that Cuomo has a humiliation fetish. Nothing else explains why he is still doing this to himself.
Andrew Cuomo pleaded with Republicans on Friday to abandon Curtis Sliwa, their nominee for mayor of New York City, and said it would be nearly impossible to win if he did not drop out. Sliwa said he was not going anywhere.
Cuomo Ramps Up Attacks on Sliwa as He Hunts for Republican Votes
The morning after the first mayoral debate of the general election, Andrew M. Cuomo said it would be nearly impossible to win if Curtis Sliwa did not drop out. Mr. Sliwa said he was not going anywhere.
nyti.ms
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Getting real tired of headlines that are indistinguishable from MadLibs.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy gets a question from former Biggest Loser trainer Cara Castronuova, a Jan. 6 defendant advocate who now works for the MyPillow Guy's network.
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I compulsively have to state that 3M in fact stands for Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing. Ever since I learned that I can’t stop telling people whenever 3m comes up.
3M is an abbreviation for ANTIFA, which is a common mis spelling. It’s actually spelled MAMTIFAM, hence 3M ANTIFA
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve never been more certain that someone’s only firearms training was watching excerpts of classes from Thunder Ranch on YouTube.
October 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I put “acquiescence to fascism” as my reason for cancelling.
September 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How the fuck did I get a middle ear infection, in my 40s, without even having a cold?
September 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a lot not to like about Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Caine. But just watch him fighting to not throw up as he listens to Hegseth’s fascist warrior-cult bullshit.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Fresh off the risograph! Grab some free posters and let ICE know they aren’t welcome here (or anywhere)
August 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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It's foolish to use this shooting to attack Mamdani. The reality is that cops are DOGSHIT at stopping active deadly threats in a rapid manner.

Americans are nearly always on their own in times of danger. Whether it comes in the form of a flood or Uvalde.
July 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Yes. This. Absolutely.
If you look at the Epstein story through the lens of his victims and their life stories you get a story about every powerful institution in public life failing on any measure of accountability but repeatedly being outmatched by the courage of teenagers, sex workers, and runaways
July 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Congratulations Mr President, those are in fact 3 nouns.
Doocy: “Is there a left-wing militia threat to ICE?”

Trump: “There’s money, weapons, people…something’s going on.”

This isn’t dodging. It’s not understanding questions and struggling to parse language.
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Community solidarity is what keeps us safe! This Pride Month, Delaware DSA is working to make our state a sanctuary for LGBTQ+ siblings and comrades. Join us at Pride Fest on June 26th at The Queen in Wilmington to learn how we can fight together!
June 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If they suspend habeus corpus, my corpus is gonna be hard for anyone but me to habe. If they try to habent this corpus, there’s gonna be a few more corpora on the ground before this corpus gets habuī.

Don’t come for my conjugation, I’ve never taken a Latin class in my life.
May 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ALICE is better than MOLLE. I said what I said. #milsurp #prepper #tacticool
April 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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RESKEET THIS IF YOU’RE QUEER, LIKE TABLE TOP/BOARD GAMES, YOU’RE HOT AND SEXY AF OR YOU’RE TIRED ✨🌈✨
July 1, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Clean sheet night is my favorite night of the year.
oh fresh bedding
March 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is no compromising with fascists: only collaboration.
I agree that the Democrats desperately need to pay attention to how Zelenskyy recognized that groveling and moderation get you nowhere with the fascist demons squatting in the White House right now.
There’s nothing he could’ve done that would’ve been “enough,” he would have the same outcome plus be seen as groveling. Dems should take note.
March 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think a significant amount of Trump, Elon, RFK Jr, et al’s personalities can be explained by the fact that in their entire lives they have never experienced a relationship, be it platonic, romantic, or sexual, that wasn’t entirely a product of their wealth and power.
February 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Even though gun rights advocates and gun control advocates have argued about the purpose and meaning of the 2nd amendment for decades, I think we can all agree that a wealthy foreigner usurping government power is at least one of the scenarios it’s intended to mitigate.
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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As expected, while everyone is focused on lip reading a babbling toddler, Elon’s unsubstantiated claims go barely unchecked by online pundits.

10 f—king years & the left leaning media, pundit class, celebrities, & audience refuse to filter out the circus.

Anyways here’s wonderwall:
Fact-checking Elon Musk's claims in the Oval Office - BBC News
The billionaire has made a number of exaggerated or unevidenced claims during a White House event.
www.bbc.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Who would have thought a white South African having more money than God would turn out badly?
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I keep seeing discussions about Ye and his wife showing up at the Grammys, and her completely see through dress.

Why am I not seeing discussions about how none of the people who encountered him raged and screamed and chased this abusive, nazi-loving, wannabe cult leader mother fucker into the sea?
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM