That tree guy ๐
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God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
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This will be constantly updated thread of what Iโm reading (listening to because I donโt read good). Gonna post a bunch at once to get caught up.
Replies will be turned off to maintain continuity
Replies will be turned off to maintain continuity
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Youโre not invited! Whatcha gonna do about it?
Youโre not invited! Whatcha gonna do about it?
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Youโre not invited! Whatcha gonna do about it?
Youโre not invited! Whatcha gonna do about it?
You heard it here folks
In the Georgia governors race the dems will focus on issues and policy
Republicans will focus on who loves Trump more until we see one of them literally gargling trumps balls on live television
In the Georgia governors race the dems will focus on issues and policy
Republicans will focus on who loves Trump more until we see one of them literally gargling trumps balls on live television
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You heard it here folks
In the Georgia governors race the dems will focus on issues and policy
Republicans will focus on who loves Trump more until we see one of them literally gargling trumps balls on live television
In the Georgia governors race the dems will focus on issues and policy
Republicans will focus on who loves Trump more until we see one of them literally gargling trumps balls on live television
Liiiiii iiiiiiveee
Maaaaa aaaaasssss
Maaaaa aaaaasssss
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Liiiiii iiiiiiveee
Maaaaa aaaaasssss
Maaaaa aaaaasssss
A tote full of vintage playboy?
OH HELL YEAH BROTHER
OH HELL YEAH BROTHER
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
A tote full of vintage playboy?
OH HELL YEAH BROTHER
OH HELL YEAH BROTHER
Heโs in the hospital. Maybe heโll be dead soon
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Heโs in the hospital. Maybe heโll be dead soon
The body of Christ, the Crunchwrap of heaven
a man in a white robe holds a white plate in his hands
ALT: a man in a white robe holds a white plate in his hands
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The body of Christ, the Crunchwrap of heaven
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๐Fundraiser for Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
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๐Fundraiser for Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
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February 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
๐Tee giveaway
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๐Fundraiser for Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
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So thatโs what it is!
Never had an issue with tbell
Never had an issue with tbell
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
So thatโs what it is!
Never had an issue with tbell
Never had an issue with tbell
Large Marge takes a charge
New from penguin
New from penguin
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Large Marge takes a charge
New from penguin
New from penguin
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Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email
The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.
newrepublic.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.
Bro donโt give a fuck. Heโs out there doing the lords work
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Bro donโt give a fuck. Heโs out there doing the lords work
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Lmao, this is the county where Raphael Warnock won 87% of the vote but local officials still handed over independent journalist Mario Guevara to ICE for deportation to El Salvador
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Lmao, this is the county where Raphael Warnock won 87% of the vote but local officials still handed over independent journalist Mario Guevara to ICE for deportation to El Salvador
Congress really do love poster board and visual aids
Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Congress really do love poster board and visual aids
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research your best choices to buy
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
research your best choices to buy
โHey siri. Milwaukee sawzall near meโ
#Flock demonstrate time and again that they are a completely untrustworthy company; one we should all be demanding gets canceled and removed from our cities ASAP!
"I think that they want to keep the cameras up, whether they have permission or not"
#deflock #surveillance #alpr ๐ซ
"I think that they want to keep the cameras up, whether they have permission or not"
#deflock #surveillance #alpr ๐ซ
Verona has waited months for Flock cameras to come down after canceling contract โข Wisconsin Examiner
Verona officials expected their Flock cameras to be removed after they voted not to renew their contract, but they're still operating.
wisconsinexaminer.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
โHey siri. Milwaukee sawzall near meโ
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Biometric locks for phones arenโt just convenient for you, they are convenient for the cops.
โexplicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natansonโs phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock itโ
theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...
โexplicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natansonโs phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock itโ
theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...
Washington Post Raid Is a Frightening Reminder: Turn Off Your Phoneโs Biometrics Now
The search warrant to raid a Washington Post reporterโs home shows how authorities can open your phone without your consent.
theintercept.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Biometric locks for phones arenโt just convenient for you, they are convenient for the cops.
โexplicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natansonโs phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock itโ
theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...
โexplicitly authorized law enforcement personnel to obtain Natansonโs phone and both hold the device in front of her face and to forcibly use her fingers to unlock itโ
theintercept.com/2026/01/30/w...
Shaksuka is incredible. I make it for breakfast every so often
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Shaksuka is incredible. I make it for breakfast every so often
Oh no fuck that on every level
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh no fuck that on every level
I should have stolen more from my previous place of employment
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I should have stolen more from my previous place of employment
I have the song from an early 2000โs eBay commercial that was a parody of โthatโs amoreโ stuck in my head
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I have the song from an early 2000โs eBay commercial that was a parody of โthatโs amoreโ stuck in my head
Itโs leap day William!
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Itโs leap day William!
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SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a โconfidence scoreโ of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a โconfidence scoreโ of their address.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a โconfidence scoreโ of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
Letโs fucking go!! Round two this weekend!
Hopefully this one isnโt as big of a disappointment as last weekend.
Bundle up. Check on loved ones and the unhoused.
Remember the four Pโs
People, pets, pipes, and plants
Hopefully this one isnโt as big of a disappointment as last weekend.
Bundle up. Check on loved ones and the unhoused.
Remember the four Pโs
People, pets, pipes, and plants
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Letโs fucking go!! Round two this weekend!
Hopefully this one isnโt as big of a disappointment as last weekend.
Bundle up. Check on loved ones and the unhoused.
Remember the four Pโs
People, pets, pipes, and plants
Hopefully this one isnโt as big of a disappointment as last weekend.
Bundle up. Check on loved ones and the unhoused.
Remember the four Pโs
People, pets, pipes, and plants