Heather Hansma
@piratebunny.bsky.social
If you need two whole months to get into the spirit of a holiday, maybe it’s not worth celebrating.
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you need two whole months to get into the spirit of a holiday, maybe it’s not worth celebrating.
October is for Halloween.
November is for Thanksgiving.
December is for Saturnalia.
Fight me.
November is for Thanksgiving.
December is for Saturnalia.
Fight me.
November 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
October is for Halloween.
November is for Thanksgiving.
December is for Saturnalia.
Fight me.
November is for Thanksgiving.
December is for Saturnalia.
Fight me.
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Good Morning ☀️ 🌵 Black-tailed Jackrabbit at daybreak
July 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good Morning ☀️ 🌵 Black-tailed Jackrabbit at daybreak
I just watched Fire Island (I’m generally a few years behind on movies I want to see) and I LOVED it! @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social knocked it out of the park and I absoLUTEly cried.
Everyone was brilliant and the layering of identity politics? *chef’s kiss*
Everyone was brilliant and the layering of identity politics? *chef’s kiss*
June 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just watched Fire Island (I’m generally a few years behind on movies I want to see) and I LOVED it! @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social knocked it out of the park and I absoLUTEly cried.
Everyone was brilliant and the layering of identity politics? *chef’s kiss*
Everyone was brilliant and the layering of identity politics? *chef’s kiss*
Went out to breakfast and saw a box of Kirkland Signature brand golfballs with a bow on it for a Father’s Day present and it was so sad to me.
June 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Went out to breakfast and saw a box of Kirkland Signature brand golfballs with a bow on it for a Father’s Day present and it was so sad to me.
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If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
“Escalators cannot break. They just become stairs.”
I think of this every time I see an escalator and say outloud when I’m using a broken one as stairs.
I think of this every time I see an escalator and say outloud when I’m using a broken one as stairs.
Rice is great if you're hungry and want to eat 2,000 of something.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Escalators cannot break. They just become stairs.”
I think of this every time I see an escalator and say outloud when I’m using a broken one as stairs.
I think of this every time I see an escalator and say outloud when I’m using a broken one as stairs.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
I see what you did there. And I appreciate that shit so deeply.
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I see what you did there. And I appreciate that shit so deeply.
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Pretty sure a president doing his utmost to bankrupt his own country constitutes treason but hey what do I know
April 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Pretty sure a president doing his utmost to bankrupt his own country constitutes treason but hey what do I know
I know people who import foreign goods as a key part of their job that voted for Trump. They gloated when the stock market was rising not that long ago as if they caused that. It’s crickets now.
April 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I know people who import foreign goods as a key part of their job that voted for Trump. They gloated when the stock market was rising not that long ago as if they caused that. It’s crickets now.
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Organizers of art events I have a request… Please don’t put out calls for artists & event info ONLY on Facebook and Instagram. Have your own website. Have your own mailing list. The number of things I’ve missed going to and supporting are numerous because they’re not advertised off social media.
April 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Organizers of art events I have a request… Please don’t put out calls for artists & event info ONLY on Facebook and Instagram. Have your own website. Have your own mailing list. The number of things I’ve missed going to and supporting are numerous because they’re not advertised off social media.
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Seems a little rude for it to be April already.
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Seems a little rude for it to be April already.
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it's april fools day again. as a jester, my japes are not your costume. you play the buffoon today but i play the buffoon all year. haha i'm kidding! i think i'm just anxious about my doctor's appointment later today. hope he can do something about my depression
April 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
it's april fools day again. as a jester, my japes are not your costume. you play the buffoon today but i play the buffoon all year. haha i'm kidding! i think i'm just anxious about my doctor's appointment later today. hope he can do something about my depression
It’s mine too! I just ran around my yard like a crazy person pointing out the early spring perennials coming up and the buds on my peach and cherry trees.
Spring is one of my favorite times of year because that’s when all the color comes to the yard.
April 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s mine too! I just ran around my yard like a crazy person pointing out the early spring perennials coming up and the buds on my peach and cherry trees.
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
Why yes, I did wake up the middle of the night to witness the blood moon lunar eclipse.
March 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Why yes, I did wake up the middle of the night to witness the blood moon lunar eclipse.
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We simply do not have to sacrifice the rights of trans people to save rights elsewhere and anybody that tells you otherwise is a fascist
March 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We simply do not have to sacrifice the rights of trans people to save rights elsewhere and anybody that tells you otherwise is a fascist
Anyone born taller than me should be banned from playing basketball, because they have a physical advantage and that’s just not fair.
March 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Anyone born taller than me should be banned from playing basketball, because they have a physical advantage and that’s just not fair.
Stopped by my favorite speakeasy, Weiss Distilling Co, tonight. They just launched their new western-themed pop-up and it was better than I dreamed. Happy to take anyone who knows me and wants to go 🌵🍹🍻
March 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Stopped by my favorite speakeasy, Weiss Distilling Co, tonight. They just launched their new western-themed pop-up and it was better than I dreamed. Happy to take anyone who knows me and wants to go 🌵🍹🍻
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Just added these happy bear beanies to my shop. Two colorways! Aqua & Yellow or Turquoise & Magenta. 🕺🏻 #embroidery #artists
www.killtaupe.com/new-products...
www.killtaupe.com/new-products...
March 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just added these happy bear beanies to my shop. Two colorways! Aqua & Yellow or Turquoise & Magenta. 🕺🏻 #embroidery #artists
www.killtaupe.com/new-products...
www.killtaupe.com/new-products...