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"Decent chap".
Not my words, the words of acclaimed actor Simon Callow.
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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If you're watching a Scandinavian murder show, watch out for the guy with the shaved head and the beard, he did it, unless he has a scarf, then he's the detective.
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Christmas tradition done.
River, Last Christmas and Joy by @traceythorn.bsky.social consumed with a bottle of wine.
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
September 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Welcome to Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖
#Delicious #Dinosaur #Dumplings
August 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Tomorrow's front page 📰

Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland
July 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
This is a great photo and also the funniest possible way to promote the idea that Brad Pitt is a credible F1 driver
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Enraging to have grown up around working class black people who came to the UK and broke themselves for it only to be told that their host nation still has “legitimate concerns” about them being there.
May 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Young priest!
there's no need to feel down
there's a
Country!
That's inside of a town
you can
Go there!
Now ol Frank's underground
and you
choose
a
new
guy
(bom bom bom bom bom)
It's fun to vote for a
P O P E
May 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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‘Men will turn themselves into women just to get into the women’s loos!!!’ Karen have you SEEN the queues for those things? If Dave is going to put on a fabulous outfit and heels just to get his perve on in the Wyndham’s Theatre bathroom he’s going to have to wait 25 minutes with the rest of us.
April 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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If we are going to publish league tables for criminals who were migrants and their nationalities should we also publish league tables of nationalities for those migrants that have made a positive contribution? How many Eastern Europeans, Indians, Pakistanis and West Indians are saving the NHS?
April 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just in case you've not seen this before @nivenj1.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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NEWS: ⭐ CRY-BABY – THE MUSICAL – UK PREMIERE ANNOUNCED FOR ARCOLA THEATRE – MARCH 2025 ⭐

Read more - theatrefan.co.uk/cry-baby-the...
November 28, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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I bet there's a good story behind that gaffer tape.
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
November 18, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Just realised #Brum #Birmingham includes posts about both cities.
No offence to our cousins in Alabama 🇺🇸 but is the feed meant to be just our own fair/shit city?
November 18, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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RT (RS?) and follow us and we'll pull one of you a week out of the hat to win a copy of our smash hit book that lays out the ineffable reasons why we say ‘Birmingham: it’s not shit’ and then effs them.
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
On a Teams call, mouse started playing-up.
Me, from Birmingham "my mouse is going yampy".
Silence from everyone on the call in Southampton.
Spent 5 minutes trying to describe Yampy. Not easy.
November 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM