this quote is basically as close as I'll ever get to a religious text, I always reread it in the way I assume some read the bible

scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam

As Honest Bob Jenrick tours the country repeating far-right conspiracy talking points about “two-tier sentencing”, here is the letter his own government sent to the Sentencing Council last year approving the very Guidelines he now claims are evidence of “two-tier Keir”.

The man is a fraud.

Every single one of the Trump supporters sounds like a domestic abuser. "You should've let him hit you, you shouldn't have complained in public, you're never grateful, you never say thank you."

I think Starmer started this by handing Vance his ass yesterday….

Have now seen the full Oval Office video.

I think it is significant that the meeting was going quite well until JD Vance torpedoed it and suggested Zelenskyy had disrespected Trump. Unfortunately, Trump being so easy to manipulate, can work both ways.

My favourite part of the new Captain America movie is when he tries to extort Wakanda for $500b in Vibranium rights before "ironically" teaming up with Hydra to own the libs.

Wishing everyone a pleasant Sex Halloween.

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

Also, I’m done with the other place

Also I love people trying to read between the lines of what the orange one is saying. I doubt even he knows what he means and his opinion changes from one dose to the next

(Some) Americans do seem to believe that their President is king of the world don’t they? Anyway, I remain very pleased that I don’t live there

Debating either switching to just one of these social media thingies or binning all of them…

First Christmas Day in a few years that I haven’t got to anywhere. Beer it is then.

Just working how drunk is the correct amount of drunk to enjoy wrapping presents. I’ll report back tomorrow.

He's making a list,

He's checking it twice,

He's figuring out if your CE mark is still valid under the UKCA rules for a toy or device!

🎅 🎁#RuiningChristmasSongsWithBrexit

Yikes

I see that the usual voices are mocking people for leaving the other place. It’s just people voting with their feet. If ol’ Melon hadn’t warped it then people would be happy to stay, but while it remains the plaything of a man child then people will go somewhere else.

Right then, I hear that this is more pleasant so let’s give it a whirl