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Phil Kaye
@philipkaye.bsky.social
Mainly lurking. Paddlesports, chow chows, beer, guitars, bbq, radioanalytical chemistry in no particular order.
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[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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We can put a man on the moon, but can we put a lobster in a postbox? Top scientists say: "stop calling here"
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Spotify overestimating my bladder capacity.
And the amount of room I have in the garden
July 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's far too hot to build the new shed, so we've made a shady spot for Frida out of it
July 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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can’t believe the pope’s last words were “you fucked a WHAT??”
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Frida getting hypnotised by some cheese at Nettlebed Creamery
February 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It's finally cool enough for the dog
January 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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December 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Enjoy this anteater going HAM on some Christmas presents
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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pitch: in December every pub should keep at least a couple of tables free for people who can prove that they do actually spend money in pubs the rest of the year
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Double Barrelled brewery's 6th birthday. New DDH and California IPAs. Let the day drinking commence 🍻
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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This skin suit is basically just a beer cozie for my skeleton. Not entirely necessary but nice for outdoor drinking.
November 2, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Finally, a beautiful, dry autumn day
October 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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you MUST say "oh big stretch" when your beloved pet does a big stretch. it's the law
October 25, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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Unfortunately I will not be able to attend after all. My apologies, my initial enthusiasm was caused by a misreading of 'webinar' as 'winebar', under the circumstances I hope you understand
October 11, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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Engineering is always more fun when nobody yet knows what a stupid idea looks like
September 27, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Oktoberfest at the local brewery. Pray for my liver
September 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Tsé Bitʼaʼí (Shiprock).

Shiprock is truly one of my favorite places on Earth. While other volcanic necks exist, there's simply nothing like this sacred Navajo ground. Note the road on the far right; a car would be a tiny speck in this image.
September 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Me: Was the posse made up of insane clowns or was the posse hunting an insane clown?

Doctor: I meant questions about your colonoscopy.
September 23, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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This is fun. A new study is out suggesting the Earth might have had a ring system 400+ million years ago.

I imagine @katsudon.bsky.social will appreciate all the tectonic plate discussions :P

phys.org/news/2024-09...
Earth may have had a ring system 466 million years ago
In a discovery that challenges our understanding of Earth's ancient history, researchers have found evidence suggesting that Earth may have had a ring system that formed around 466 million years ago, ...
phys.org
September 18, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Timelapse of the most powerful storm I have ever chased, near Etowah, OK on 04-19-23. In just 40 mins, this storm spawned 5 tornadoes, including two sets of twins, w/ 2 EF2s and an EF3. It then went on to produce a 1.25 mile wide tornado that hit Shawnee, OK. Storms/views like this are why I chase.
September 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Look at these absolute separative work units
The official way to describe the American Centrifuge for uranium enrichment designed by Centrus (the one US enrichment company) is that they are absolutely CHONKS.

These big bois are literally 13m/40 feet tall
#NukeSky
September 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I have never seen a more furious wombat
September 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM