@pheadgirl.bsky.social
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Trump and Infantino on stage together and for a moment it’s difficult to fathom which one is the bigger cunt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump and Infantino on stage together and for a moment it’s difficult to fathom which one is the bigger cunt.
What the holy fuck am I watching? (It’s the World Cup Draw)
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What the holy fuck am I watching? (It’s the World Cup Draw)
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They fucked the country up beyond belief and now, languishing in opposition for, hopefully, forever, they come back and show they really have their fingers on the pulse of the nation. Absolute clowns. #Toryscum
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
They fucked the country up beyond belief and now, languishing in opposition for, hopefully, forever, they come back and show they really have their fingers on the pulse of the nation. Absolute clowns. #Toryscum
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Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York
He had big titles, then
His dealings with Epstein were exposed
And he was just plain Andy again.
He had big titles, then
His dealings with Epstein were exposed
And he was just plain Andy again.
October 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Oh, the Grand Old Duke of York
He had big titles, then
His dealings with Epstein were exposed
And he was just plain Andy again.
He had big titles, then
His dealings with Epstein were exposed
And he was just plain Andy again.
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m beyond excited and happy that I’ve got tickets to see The Cure in Manchester next year!
October 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’m beyond excited and happy that I’ve got tickets to see The Cure in Manchester next year!
Just finished reading The Best of Everything. Honestly, @kitdewaal.com , you’ve put me through the wringer there! So emotional, as with all of your books, it really got to me. Long live Paulette and Nellie!
August 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just finished reading The Best of Everything. Honestly, @kitdewaal.com , you’ve put me through the wringer there! So emotional, as with all of your books, it really got to me. Long live Paulette and Nellie!
Great interview, although I feel exhausted after reading it. God knows how it must feel to be her! This paragraph particularly made me laugh (in a good way)!
August 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Great interview, although I feel exhausted after reading it. God knows how it must feel to be her! This paragraph particularly made me laugh (in a good way)!
@centristmum.bsky.social is spot on. It’s shameful that these thugs are being quoted as concerned fathers, husbands, boyfriends and people who are appalled at mass murder, inc. starvation of children are terrorists. The UK has gone mad.
The contrast in reporting these stories is nuts, right? It's not just me?
August 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
@centristmum.bsky.social is spot on. It’s shameful that these thugs are being quoted as concerned fathers, husbands, boyfriends and people who are appalled at mass murder, inc. starvation of children are terrorists. The UK has gone mad.
If you have Now TV or Sky Documentaries, there’s a great new documentary about the musical upbringing of Led Zeppelin before they met in 1968 — it’s really interesting on 1950s-60s music
www.sky.com/watch/progra...
www.sky.com/watch/progra...
Becoming Led Zeppelin
Documentary tracing the journeys of the four members of the Stairway To Heaven rockers through the music scene of the 1960s and their meeting in '68.…
www.sky.com
August 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It was this review that convinced me to buy the book. Just finished it in just over two days. I’m feeling a bit emotional m if I’m honest. Loved it, what a book.
August 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
It was this review that convinced me to buy the book. Just finished it in just over two days. I’m feeling a bit emotional m if I’m honest. Loved it, what a book.
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
What a shame, but so glorious that he had his massive Birmingham gig before he went. #ripOzzy 🤘
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Black Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies age 76, his family announces
A statement from his family says Osbourne was with his family and
www.bbc.co.uk
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What a shame, but so glorious that he had his massive Birmingham gig before he went. #ripOzzy 🤘
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
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Doubt that this will be terribly fruitful, but if there's anyone out there with an actual job they think I could do, I'm currently very employable.
Need a host?
Someone to write things for you?
Tomfoolery?
Could really do with some gainful employment.
Thanks
Need a host?
Someone to write things for you?
Tomfoolery?
Could really do with some gainful employment.
Thanks
July 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Doubt that this will be terribly fruitful, but if there's anyone out there with an actual job they think I could do, I'm currently very employable.
Need a host?
Someone to write things for you?
Tomfoolery?
Could really do with some gainful employment.
Thanks
Need a host?
Someone to write things for you?
Tomfoolery?
Could really do with some gainful employment.
Thanks
Apart from our national anthem being a load of serf-like, grovelling bullshit, Becky Hill smashed it.
July 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Apart from our national anthem being a load of serf-like, grovelling bullshit, Becky Hill smashed it.
Certainly sir
The Met Office are letting us submit our own storm name suggestions:
www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...
There's space for five names in the submission boxes.
Let's go with:
Exxon Mobil
BP
Shell
Equinor
Chevron
At last, those companies will get the recognition they deserve.
Pls retweet!
www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-o...
There's space for five names in the submission boxes.
Let's go with:
Exxon Mobil
BP
Shell
Equinor
Chevron
At last, those companies will get the recognition they deserve.
Pls retweet!
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Certainly sir
I honestly think that if Jason Donovan rereleased his 1989 song "too many broken hearts in the world" but the replaced the words 'broken hearts' with 'fucking cunts' he's got a worldwide hit on his hands.
June 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@ukhomeoffice.bsky.social @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social surely this a mistake? Come on, sort it out? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK Home Office tells parents their children should return to Brazil alone
While Ana Luiza Cabral Gouveia and Hugo Barbosa can remain, letter says sons, 11 and eight, must go back to Brazil
www.theguardian.com
June 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
@ukhomeoffice.bsky.social @yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social surely this a mistake? Come on, sort it out? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
I’m think @theguardian.com might’ve had too much to drink at the wedding, exhibits a and b below, link to the rest of the horrors also: www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m think @theguardian.com might’ve had too much to drink at the wedding, exhibits a and b below, link to the rest of the horrors also: www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
@cleloid.bsky.social as I was saying, also check out the comments…
What’s one thing that life has taught you?
Mine is anyone who wears a gilet is a twat
Mine is anyone who wears a gilet is a twat
June 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@cleloid.bsky.social as I was saying, also check out the comments…
Just been reminded of the time our previous dog, Polly, found a dildo in the park next to our house. Mom and I were on holiday at the time so only got to enjoy the photos.
I believe this is still pinned to the staff notice board at our vets.
I believe this is still pinned to the staff notice board at our vets.
May 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wolf Alice tickets sorted! See you in Birmingham! Whoop whoop!
May 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Wolf Alice tickets sorted! See you in Birmingham! Whoop whoop!
Anyone?
In the days of lovely Twitter I often put out a call for help with research in writing my books. So here goes, Bluskiers.
I'm looking for a social worker (adoption/fostering preferably) and a probation officer who worked between 2008 and 2012, the more senior the better.
Please share :)
I'm looking for a social worker (adoption/fostering preferably) and a probation officer who worked between 2008 and 2012, the more senior the better.
Please share :)
May 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Anyone?
This works very well for me as I also loath farts.
Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.
May 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This works very well for me as I also loath farts.