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🦠 Phage
@phage.bsky.social
Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast.

🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
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DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.

As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I need a t-shirt that says:

"I'm not autistic, I'm sooo much worse"
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Just like the female black widow spider, Erika Kirk can store enough sperm from a single mating with Charlie for several pregnancies. 🕷️🕸️
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I worked with the Australian Science & Maths School to design new Year 10–12 curricula: phage hunting, of course! The students discovered & sequenced a new jumbo phage, and will present their work at @abacbs.bsky.social in Adelaide next week. Proud of these young scientists!

#phage #ABACBS2025
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
No, you cannot has cheezburger 🍔.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I hate that all those male escorts' phone numbers have been compromised through no fault of their own. Haven't they all been through enough?
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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If you read an amazing article from Teen Vogue about politics in the last several years, chances are that Lex McMenamin wrote it. Any publication that is serious about meeting this moment would be lucky to have them.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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If you are shocked that I'm happy that a man responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people is dead, I have terrible news for you about all of my other opinions.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Charlie Kirk was a white supremacist who pushed the racist Great Replacement Theory. Kirk was vociferously anti-LGBTQ. Kirk's final words were to besmirch Black people.

Stop this revisionism. People who say bad things don't deserve to be murdered, but they also don't deserve to be praised either.
September 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"The road to healing is going to be a long one, stay the course, you will make it one day"

"It is far, but it is only a little bit farther now"
8 Minutes Of Volition To Cure Your Depression To
YouTube video by Jamrock Hobo
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood . . .
July 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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"CNBC reported the answer-generating process showed Grok searched for Musk’s stance before giving an answer."

Fkn idiotic.
July 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Breaking News: Iran is just months away from developing Full Self Driving
June 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is *not* journalism. It is propaganda intended to shamelessly curry favor with Dear Leader. What a disgrace.
June 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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You ever think how screwed a planet's apex predator would be if boiling water didn't kill pathogens because the atmospheric pressure was too low
February 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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My co-workers are badass and I am proud of them.

EFF is suing DOGE and OPM over their illegal sharing of federal employee data.
February 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Amazing collective problem solving in ants:
December 27, 2024 at 5:01 PM