🦠 Phage
@phage.bsky.social
Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast.
🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
Oh ok jumpscare. Those shorts are almost the same colour as your skin 😂.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Oh ok jumpscare. Those shorts are almost the same colour as your skin 😂.
Yes! Very - I actively push people to follow you because I know they need your unhinged comedy in their life 🩷.
And they'll even learn something.
And they'll even learn something.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Yes! Very - I actively push people to follow you because I know they need your unhinged comedy in their life 🩷.
And they'll even learn something.
And they'll even learn something.
Oh well, jokes on them when their place gets robbed and the neighbours say nothing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Oh well, jokes on them when their place gets robbed and the neighbours say nothing.
Wow, that's crazy. What happened to living in a community? And knowing and being able to rely on your neighbour.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wow, that's crazy. What happened to living in a community? And knowing and being able to rely on your neighbour.
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Ayoo! You weren't kidding. Those pants are fly AF.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ayoo! You weren't kidding. Those pants are fly AF.
I love this! Beautiful work!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love this! Beautiful work!!
"I'm going to getcha getcha getcha" ☕
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"I'm going to getcha getcha getcha" ☕
It's the best money can buy.
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's the best money can buy.