🦠 Phage
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🦠 Phage
@phage.bsky.social
Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast.

🪦 Worshipper of The God of Fear and Hunger.
🌏 The bottom of the world, Melbourne - Australia.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Looking at the rise of AI and how much slop AI art is being generated everywhere makes me really feel the need to start creating art again.

I come from a family of very accomplished artists but never considered myself an artist. But that's not true, I create art - I am an artist 🖌️🎨.
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
November 22, 2024 at 5:42 AM
This is honestly the gayest Olympics ever, and I'm including Ancient Greece here.
August 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
You don't go to McDonald's first thing in the morning because you are in control of your life.
July 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I've done it, I've managed to escape the darkest dungeon of unemployment.
May 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM
My little dude, halo and all.
April 27, 2024 at 10:31 PM
January 9, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I want my garden to look like the cosmic horror of The Colour Out of Space, the asteroid has landed and everything is changing.
December 2, 2023 at 4:35 AM
When are we going to get historically accurate dinosaurs in media? I want to see smaller nightmare bantams, horrifying feathery turkey raptors, bloodied dread ostriches.

Giant hissing peacock dilophosaurus fanning its feathers like a frilled lizard.

🦖🪶
December 2, 2023 at 4:09 AM
My little dude sitting on his magic carpet while watching live action Aladdin 🧞
November 27, 2023 at 1:46 AM
October 21, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Monday serves up just 2 new open positions. Dazed, reeling, about to break - jobseeking is the Darkest Dungeon. But we cannot have a meltdown. Embolden yourself and become...
October 16, 2023 at 6:40 AM
October 16, 2023 at 5:27 AM
October 1, 2023 at 7:49 AM
September 19, 2023 at 10:39 AM
Hackers was released this month back in 1995. Queue up since 'Halcyon On and On' for one of the greatest movies of all time that put infosec on the map.
September 18, 2023 at 1:49 AM
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
😪 It's time for Clinomaniacs
😵 And we're drowsy to the max
🤤 All we do is kick back and relax
🥱 You'll sit up, then you collapse
😴 We're Clinomaniacs!
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
September 17, 2023 at 4:18 AM
September 14, 2023 at 2:47 AM
There's no hiding the fact that you are from Melbourne* when you have your own cold brew in tap.

*I guess I could also be from Portland right?
August 16, 2023 at 5:22 AM
First run of Fear & Hunger: TERMINA down.

I had my arm lopped off. Killed so many good people including a former child soldier, crippled by heroin addiction. Who had been my faithful companion up until the end.
All at the whimsy of a God.

This is going to sit with be for a while.
#FearAndHunger
August 14, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Vegan pies, Crikeycore AF
#Straya
August 6, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Making Crikeycore happen 🇦🇺
August 6, 2023 at 3:02 AM
It's a nostalgia themed bottomless boozy brunch at my favourite haunt Hail Lilith. With @antaresthebull.bsky.social. They even gave us lil bag of Tasty Toobs.

The 90s never died.
August 6, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I pray at the altar of The God of Fear and Hunger.

Fear motivates while hunger keeps us moving forward.

#FearAndHunger
August 6, 2023 at 1:54 AM