Dolan Holba
@pearofsalamanca.bsky.social
like a broiling stoan. he/him
the pride of scarborough (unless he's moved)
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
the pride of scarborough (unless he's moved)
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tell the computer to eat shit
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
tell the computer to eat shit
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ftr this isn't the first time bluesky has done stupid as fuck shit. I was here in the trenches in 2023 watching them pull dumb moves and get yelled down by everyone to back down, successfully. the people running this place are not on your side but they are hilariously easy to bully. go hard.
September 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ftr this isn't the first time bluesky has done stupid as fuck shit. I was here in the trenches in 2023 watching them pull dumb moves and get yelled down by everyone to back down, successfully. the people running this place are not on your side but they are hilariously easy to bully. go hard.
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"retro" has always been whatever console is 2+ generations behind. you have the current generation, the previous generation, then everything after is retro. any posturing otherwise is a desperate attempt to bargain yourself into not feeling old. wii is retro. xbox 360 is retro. memento mori bitch
September 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"retro" has always been whatever console is 2+ generations behind. you have the current generation, the previous generation, then everything after is retro. any posturing otherwise is a desperate attempt to bargain yourself into not feeling old. wii is retro. xbox 360 is retro. memento mori bitch
call me pinocchio, the way i'm pissing out these wood shavings
September 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
call me pinocchio, the way i'm pissing out these wood shavings
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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movie studios can spend millions of dollars creating something with pinpoint precise choreography, the best lighting you've ever seen, send it through dozens and dozens of rewrites... and i'm still just as entertained by watching a man from Norwich review Microwave Burgers on his sofa
August 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
movie studios can spend millions of dollars creating something with pinpoint precise choreography, the best lighting you've ever seen, send it through dozens and dozens of rewrites... and i'm still just as entertained by watching a man from Norwich review Microwave Burgers on his sofa
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...
me and who and who and who
me and who and who and who
August 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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me and who and who and who
me and who and who and who
nobody told me this drum machine had a gnome inside it. i am not liable for any wrongdoing
August 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
nobody told me this drum machine had a gnome inside it. i am not liable for any wrongdoing
men will literally have their heads lopped off with a croquet mallet and be brought back to life with a musical box playing old king cole and try to rizz the girl who accidentally killed them with the mallet before returning to the spirit realm instead of going to therapy
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
men will literally have their heads lopped off with a croquet mallet and be brought back to life with a musical box playing old king cole and try to rizz the girl who accidentally killed them with the mallet before returning to the spirit realm instead of going to therapy
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who's down for some light reading
August 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
who's down for some light reading
the nutshack theme
Dropped it in a couple of group chats, so why not here (verbatim):
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
Question: If you could eliminate one song from existence (don't pussy out and pick an artist or genre), what song would it be?
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
the nutshack theme
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a litany of varyingly-haggard, eternally-tedious dads battling blood-over-fist for the rights to bear the tainted handle of a company mostly known for entertainingly self-immolating three decades ago
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
a litany of varyingly-haggard, eternally-tedious dads battling blood-over-fist for the rights to bear the tainted handle of a company mostly known for entertainingly self-immolating three decades ago
what if egg but instead of the yolk being white it is black speckled with red. goth egg
July 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
what if egg but instead of the yolk being white it is black speckled with red. goth egg
whenever i see someone say "i miss the way twitter was before it was x" i replace it in my mind with "i miss the asshole factory, i miss the open fields of assholes in battle, i miss the machine that turned me into an asshole". the factory machinery being so easily jiggled to make nazis says a lot
July 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
whenever i see someone say "i miss the way twitter was before it was x" i replace it in my mind with "i miss the asshole factory, i miss the open fields of assholes in battle, i miss the machine that turned me into an asshole". the factory machinery being so easily jiggled to make nazis says a lot
missed the window of relevancy but i am filing a claim at the based dept. as we speak
since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
missed the window of relevancy but i am filing a claim at the based dept. as we speak
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this shits so funny they got coloured vinyls up until a plain black one that theyve just labelled "ebony shield" nice try guys
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 4LP Box Set exclusive variants available at Spacelab9 ($129.99) buff.ly/D1ISJeQ
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
this shits so funny they got coloured vinyls up until a plain black one that theyve just labelled "ebony shield" nice try guys
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BREAKING- GREEN SMOKE OVER THE VATICAN- SHREK ELECTED POPE
April 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
BREAKING- GREEN SMOKE OVER THE VATICAN- SHREK ELECTED POPE
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Can't stop laughing at this signage for a new line of Katamari Damacy gachapon figures of the Prince and his cousins that proudly proclaims the Prince is "nearly 1/1 size" (because he's canonically 5 cm tall like these figures are).
Yes, it turns out gaming gachapon stuff in 2025 remains Good. 😌
Yes, it turns out gaming gachapon stuff in 2025 remains Good. 😌
April 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Can't stop laughing at this signage for a new line of Katamari Damacy gachapon figures of the Prince and his cousins that proudly proclaims the Prince is "nearly 1/1 size" (because he's canonically 5 cm tall like these figures are).
Yes, it turns out gaming gachapon stuff in 2025 remains Good. 😌
Yes, it turns out gaming gachapon stuff in 2025 remains Good. 😌