exodddus
@exodddus.bsky.social
they/them
music movies games (rym letterboxd and others on linktree)
i have an nsfw somewhere
https://linktr.ee/exodddus
music movies games (rym letterboxd and others on linktree)
i have an nsfw somewhere
https://linktr.ee/exodddus
i worked at cern for a while as a frotting specialist. i was chief architect of the large hardon collider.
January 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i worked at cern for a while as a frotting specialist. i was chief architect of the large hardon collider.
she cant match my freak i got a piping quirk yuh
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
she cant match my freak i got a piping quirk yuh
ai could never do to me what i did to myself
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
ai could never do to me what i did to myself
hair in the can of pringles. i feel like im welcoming a traveller to the bar at the end of the road, ready to serve them while they tell me how they came to end up in this place.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
hair in the can of pringles. i feel like im welcoming a traveller to the bar at the end of the road, ready to serve them while they tell me how they came to end up in this place.
we will make martyrs and they will fail to make them. we control the language. we control the rhythm. we will be victorious
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
we will make martyrs and they will fail to make them. we control the language. we control the rhythm. we will be victorious
they are accountable to blunt force trauma.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
they are accountable to blunt force trauma.
the omly truth lies in how they hurt you. if you cant feel anything, you are part of the problem. and the only solution is to hurt in return.
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the omly truth lies in how they hurt you. if you cant feel anything, you are part of the problem. and the only solution is to hurt in return.
life is about watching the e6 tag get randomly exponentially bigger and trying to work out what prompted it
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
life is about watching the e6 tag get randomly exponentially bigger and trying to work out what prompted it
dry humping a bag of doritos
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
dry humping a bag of doritos
farted the wrong way on a metal chair and it blew my entire digestive system out my mouth
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
farted the wrong way on a metal chair and it blew my entire digestive system out my mouth
my body is a machine that turns the days into weeks into months and there comes a point when all i can do is look back at it all and weep for what i have lost
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
my body is a machine that turns the days into weeks into months and there comes a point when all i can do is look back at it all and weep for what i have lost
me and god are in a "who can be least happy with me" competition and ill be pressed if i let that jumped up littlr deity fuck around
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
me and god are in a "who can be least happy with me" competition and ill be pressed if i let that jumped up littlr deity fuck around
rigging my scrotal flesh with motors and screws so that when an insect lands on it it closes up and consumes the insect, creating cum
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
rigging my scrotal flesh with motors and screws so that when an insect lands on it it closes up and consumes the insect, creating cum
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but information is king. not only as a tool to convince, but a tool to sturdy ourselves against what is coming in the future.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
but information is king. not only as a tool to convince, but a tool to sturdy ourselves against what is coming in the future.
what's the best "guide" you've ever read?
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December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
what's the best "guide" you've ever read?
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Having had some time to ruminate on KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR, I gotta tell you, Uma Thurman is electric. I didn’t appreciate it enough at the time of release but god damn. She’s acting her ass off the whole time and looking incredible doing it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Having had some time to ruminate on KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR, I gotta tell you, Uma Thurman is electric. I didn’t appreciate it enough at the time of release but god damn. She’s acting her ass off the whole time and looking incredible doing it.
you know that scene at the end of prisoners where hes driving towards the hospitsl. i judt had that scene as a dream except jake gylenhall was in full leather and he was desperately rushing to find a public bathroom before i realised hes got scary eyes
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
you know that scene at the end of prisoners where hes driving towards the hospitsl. i judt had that scene as a dream except jake gylenhall was in full leather and he was desperately rushing to find a public bathroom before i realised hes got scary eyes
honestly i dont think its possible for me to be less crazy about this franchise. shout out to american filmmaking in the last 90s.
the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
honestly i dont think its possible for me to be less crazy about this franchise. shout out to american filmmaking in the last 90s.
i could never play fnaf 4 as a kid cos everytime the jumpscares went off i produced all possible bodily fluids and ejected them from my orifices at max speed like a fire hydrant.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i could never play fnaf 4 as a kid cos everytime the jumpscares went off i produced all possible bodily fluids and ejected them from my orifices at max speed like a fire hydrant.
fuck... she's right...
squeaky shiny n see through. get real.
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
fuck... she's right...
lets go throw hockey pucks through the window of that care home
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
lets go throw hockey pucks through the window of that care home
why would you call it that
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
why would you call it that
bluesky so funny cos despite my best interests its now all furry porn and like one guy swimming in a sea of outrageously large penises trying to tell me about how the water cycle is fucked
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
bluesky so funny cos despite my best interests its now all furry porn and like one guy swimming in a sea of outrageously large penises trying to tell me about how the water cycle is fucked
having a pool toy fetish so funny to me cos its like how did you even get that. did you sit on one wrong as a child. can anyone explain.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
having a pool toy fetish so funny to me cos its like how did you even get that. did you sit on one wrong as a child. can anyone explain.
