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music movies games (rym letterboxd and others on linktree)
i have an nsfw somewhere
https://linktr.ee/exodddus
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i have soft launched a gimmick account dedicated to cool/unique physical music releases! i would love if everyone who gaf would follow it, im gonna aim for a post every few days :3

@funkyreleases.bsky.social
they dont know it but life is really about trying to dispose of a medium slice loaf of wholemeal bread by pushing it down the plughole of a bathroom sink
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i dont even hate guinness i quite like it but come on guys youve got to recognise how bad it looks in combination with the flannel and cargo shorts. we all know ur reddit is unfathomable.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we ran out of guinness at the pub today shocking news for perfomative male feminists
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
guinness: the drink of men who look bisexual but secretly hold racist beliefs.
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
huel made me gassy so i cut the cheese and it coated my pants in metallic spray paint
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
thought i might send some random thoughts I had about the UK's no coffee refill law, because it is insane to me how many people i've heard moaning about it without understanding the purpose of it
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
APOLOGISE TO THE UNIVERSE FOR THE MESS YOU HAVE MADE OF YOURSELF!!! YOU ARE UNORDERED SENSATION IN MEATLY FORMATION!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
using a tight combination of paracetemol and dehydration to build a pantone colour board of all the yellows using my pee
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
this is homestuck we clown in this mfer take your sensitive ass back to hazbin
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i have this massive evil tattoo of rosa parks on my back that tells me to kick lampposts and pee on gravestones
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
christmas day i woke up with a boner called that shit my yule log i fucked up a whole ass pizza in 4 minutes today shit was craaazyyy
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
is "listens to one specific genre of metal that always kind of sucks" a manager green flag or red flag
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
top queer tips: if you live in a house with tgirls on hrt remember to collect their urine in a large vat. it can be distilled into a gently perfumed syrup for its magical healing properties.
September 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i shouldnt have googled the lion king
September 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ikea makes me so horny ngl
September 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
great account
The piss tank on the ISS is now 54% full.
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
guitar hero/ddr/beatmania peeps:

are there any good custom pcb mini keyboard controllers or general controllers that work as two handed controllers? im looking for something non specialised that i can use for a variety of games that works without a desk.

#guitarhero #ddr #beatmania
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
the media response to israel's genocide is going to fracture so much faith in trusted media to the point i wouldnt be surprised if it creates a longlasting uptick in misinformation from across the left.
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
the first gamer president of the united states
Gov. Gavin Newsom tells @karaswisher.bsky.social he’s launching a memecoin — the “Trump Corruption Coin.”

Full episode drops tomorrow!
August 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
genuinely quite fascinated by this a24 adaptation, given how much this story shifts and how constant elon has become to political and cultural discussions. might actually read the biography to get a feel for how the shape of the narrative might play out
August 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
mama dont cry for me im goin to a better place now
NO. 49 FOR CAL RALEIGH 🔥

He has now hit the most home runs in a season by a primary catcher (min. 75% of games caught).
August 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
vox post written by 35 year old titled 'gen z has invented a new type of word called a "slurlet" - heres the lowdown' and the whole article is written from the perspective of a friendly vole who lives by the riverbank with all his animal friends
August 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
do you think luigi ever has to quietly crank one out on the bottom bunk while marios asleep
August 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Finally tablet my tablt
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i need a pack of marlboro reds and a pawjob RIGHT NOW!!!!
August 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM