OptimusPaul
@pauldecoursey.bsky.social
I am just a man trapped in a larger man’s body, trapped in a woman’s basement with 10,000 kittens.
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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Republicans are in fact destroying our government
Document posted by National Science Foundation program director on LinkedIn says not only that grants are being terminated by DOGE but that they're being deleted from databases. Presumably to make it difficult or even impossible to undo DOGE's illegal actions.
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Republicans are in fact destroying our government
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Generally I agree with the EFF. However, if you have a passport or a Realid flavored drivers license, the US already has your "face", so do other govt's if you travel abroad. I'm far more concerned about what private companies are doing with that data and foreign governments than the US Govt.
April 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Generally I agree with the EFF. However, if you have a passport or a Realid flavored drivers license, the US already has your "face", so do other govt's if you travel abroad. I'm far more concerned about what private companies are doing with that data and foreign governments than the US Govt.
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he is so swagless he has somehow achieved negative drip. this image is like a vortex, i can feel the swag being drained from my own body as i view this
February 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
he is so swagless he has somehow achieved negative drip. this image is like a vortex, i can feel the swag being drained from my own body as i view this
The DOGE Project Will Backfire - The Atlantic
Nothing in this article is surprising to me. It makes me very sad that people care so little for others that they would allow this kind of shit to happen.
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Nothing in this article is surprising to me. It makes me very sad that people care so little for others that they would allow this kind of shit to happen.
apple.news/AT-U42kExTp-...
The DOGE Project Will Backfire — The Atlantic
Ideas Trump’s war on public employees is bad for all of us. February 22, 2025 President Donald Trump and his billionaire adviser Elon Musk justify dismantling the civil service as cost cutting. The fe...
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February 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The DOGE Project Will Backfire - The Atlantic
Nothing in this article is surprising to me. It makes me very sad that people care so little for others that they would allow this kind of shit to happen.
apple.news/AT-U42kExTp-...
Nothing in this article is surprising to me. It makes me very sad that people care so little for others that they would allow this kind of shit to happen.
apple.news/AT-U42kExTp-...
Haha 👉🏻 www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...
'Conception Begins at Erection Act': Ohio Democrats push bill regulating male reproduction
Two Ohio lawmakers introduced a bill to make ejaculation illegal in some circumstances.
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February 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Haha 👉🏻 www.dispatch.com/story/news/p...
This is scary www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YYkcSe/
We need to talk about Elon
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February 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is scary www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YYkcSe/
Gay raccoons running a taco stand in the middle of nowhere.
January 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gay raccoons running a taco stand in the middle of nowhere.
my reflex is toward chaos, am i an agent of entropy, i cannot not be
May 28, 2024 at 2:20 PM
my reflex is toward chaos, am i an agent of entropy, i cannot not be
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I'm working on a TTRPG project and would love to connect with more games folks here on Bluesky. If you're a TTRPG creator or player, drop your art/game/project or even just post a hello in the comments so I can find you!
March 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I'm working on a TTRPG project and would love to connect with more games folks here on Bluesky. If you're a TTRPG creator or player, drop your art/game/project or even just post a hello in the comments so I can find you!
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said “I don’t believe in Helen Keller” and it made me irrationally mad. Like why would somebody 1) have such an absurd opinion 2) feel the need to make a bumper sticker about it 3) dismiss something so magical!?
March 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said “I don’t believe in Helen Keller” and it made me irrationally mad. Like why would somebody 1) have such an absurd opinion 2) feel the need to make a bumper sticker about it 3) dismiss something so magical!?
I have kids and I work on the tech side of youth sports management and enablement. Equity is an important cause for me, FundPlay is an organization that is close to me and my work. Please if you can throw some money their way. They are working hard to help under-served communities in youth sports
FundPlay Drive 2024
Support FundPlay Foundation to increase access to youth sports for kids in underserved communities. 100% of all donations go to our grantees!
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February 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I have kids and I work on the tech side of youth sports management and enablement. Equity is an important cause for me, FundPlay is an organization that is close to me and my work. Please if you can throw some money their way. They are working hard to help under-served communities in youth sports
“Lower joy cock”, I’m confused, scared, and not necessarily amused
Husband friends poppers hell yeah
Bears friends threesome
December 24, 2023 at 4:13 AM
“Lower joy cock”, I’m confused, scared, and not necessarily amused