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“Make the best of every moment. We’re not evolving. We’re not going anywhere.” - David Bowie
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Q: Do you owe it to the American people to at least negotiate?
THUNE: Well, I think we have negotiated. I don't know what there is to negotiate.
THUNE: Well, I think we have negotiated. I don't know what there is to negotiate.
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Q: Do you owe it to the American people to at least negotiate?
THUNE: Well, I think we have negotiated. I don't know what there is to negotiate.
THUNE: Well, I think we have negotiated. I don't know what there is to negotiate.
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I’m less concerned about part of the White House being torn down, and more concerned about the fact that it’s being replaced with a $250m privately funded ballroom. I don’t think people who intend to leave office in 3 years typically spend a quarter of a billon on a 4 year construction project.
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m less concerned about part of the White House being torn down, and more concerned about the fact that it’s being replaced with a $250m privately funded ballroom. I don’t think people who intend to leave office in 3 years typically spend a quarter of a billon on a 4 year construction project.
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Johnson: They go before cameras incredibly and just lie to the American people. Over and over. It's a stunning thing to watch
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Johnson: They go before cameras incredibly and just lie to the American people. Over and over. It's a stunning thing to watch
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Quick question. Why does literally everything require you to have an account.
Everything.
Everything.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Quick question. Why does literally everything require you to have an account.
Everything.
Everything.
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Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
October 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
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Dad: "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art.
Me: “Wow, what kind is it?"
Dad: "Twelve thirty."
Me: “Wow, what kind is it?"
Dad: "Twelve thirty."
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dad: "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art.
Me: “Wow, what kind is it?"
Dad: "Twelve thirty."
Me: “Wow, what kind is it?"
Dad: "Twelve thirty."
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president tries to seize power in south korea? significant resistance. president tries to seize power in brazil? president is arrested and banned from running again. president tries to seize power in america? the courts grant him total immunity and the voters reelect him with an allied congress
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
president tries to seize power in south korea? significant resistance. president tries to seize power in brazil? president is arrested and banned from running again. president tries to seize power in america? the courts grant him total immunity and the voters reelect him with an allied congress
Donald Fagen response to "Yacht Rock":
“Oh, yacht rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.”
“Oh, yacht rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.”
December 2, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Donald Fagen response to "Yacht Rock":
“Oh, yacht rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.”
“Oh, yacht rock. Well, I tell you what: Go fuck yourself.”
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Stop calling them the “J6ers.”
Call them the January 6th terrorists.
Because that is what they are.
Call them the January 6th terrorists.
Because that is what they are.
December 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Stop calling them the “J6ers.”
Call them the January 6th terrorists.
Because that is what they are.
Call them the January 6th terrorists.
Because that is what they are.
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There are tens of millions of Americans who now hate Anthony Fauci but they couldn’t tell you why if you asked them.
December 1, 2024 at 10:20 PM
There are tens of millions of Americans who now hate Anthony Fauci but they couldn’t tell you why if you asked them.
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America: a nation so backward and out-of-step with the rest of the planet that a plurality of its voters failed to learn even basic skills in schools— and now insist that others be denied the chance to do so, as well.
When Alexander Hamilton said, “The masses are asses,” he had no idea.
When Alexander Hamilton said, “The masses are asses,” he had no idea.
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
America: a nation so backward and out-of-step with the rest of the planet that a plurality of its voters failed to learn even basic skills in schools— and now insist that others be denied the chance to do so, as well.
When Alexander Hamilton said, “The masses are asses,” he had no idea.
When Alexander Hamilton said, “The masses are asses,” he had no idea.
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Hey if you guys are really, really, really good—like if you don’t rape anyone, steal classified documents, obstruct the FBI, or attempt a coup—maybe Santa will bring you one of these for Christmas
November 29, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Hey if you guys are really, really, really good—like if you don’t rape anyone, steal classified documents, obstruct the FBI, or attempt a coup—maybe Santa will bring you one of these for Christmas
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I’m sitting in my car in a primo parking space at a Walmart in Virginia with my backup lights on as petty revenge for the election.
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I’m sitting in my car in a primo parking space at a Walmart in Virginia with my backup lights on as petty revenge for the election.
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I am thankful for a social media site that’s not run by disinformation-pushing maniacal billionaire, not controlled by an algorithm design to censor news and much-needed debate, and not overrun by mean-spirited people who encourage and celebrate ignorance. Thankful, indeed.
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I am thankful for a social media site that’s not run by disinformation-pushing maniacal billionaire, not controlled by an algorithm design to censor news and much-needed debate, and not overrun by mean-spirited people who encourage and celebrate ignorance. Thankful, indeed.
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Black Friday - when the .1% tells the 99% to go save the economy they've been looting for the last 11 months.
November 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Black Friday - when the .1% tells the 99% to go save the economy they've been looting for the last 11 months.
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Nervous Flyer: “How often do planes crash?”
Flight Attendant: “Usually just once.”
Flight Attendant: “Usually just once.”
November 27, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Nervous Flyer: “How often do planes crash?”
Flight Attendant: “Usually just once.”
Flight Attendant: “Usually just once.”
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I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
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Because millions of Americans didn't vote, Canada's resources will be ransacked by the same Republicans that normalized rapists. As for Russia, they pretty much get whatever they want, starting with Alaska or Ukraine.
I'm grieving for America, but the world is about to be stripped for parts.
I'm grieving for America, but the world is about to be stripped for parts.
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Because millions of Americans didn't vote, Canada's resources will be ransacked by the same Republicans that normalized rapists. As for Russia, they pretty much get whatever they want, starting with Alaska or Ukraine.
I'm grieving for America, but the world is about to be stripped for parts.
I'm grieving for America, but the world is about to be stripped for parts.
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Just when I think I figured out the last beef between Kendrick and Drake, a brand new one pops up…
At least this one is legal 💡
At least this one is legal 💡
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Just when I think I figured out the last beef between Kendrick and Drake, a brand new one pops up…
At least this one is legal 💡
At least this one is legal 💡
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If enough people don’t care about democracy, it is endangered.
And just like that, Donald Trump gets away with his insurrection. Something that would have never happened in any other democratic country on earth. Astonishing.
The January 6th case against Donald Trump is dismissed without prejudice by Judge Chutkan.
November 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
If enough people don’t care about democracy, it is endangered.
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Six months ago my wife said “he’s gonna get away with it.”
Me: “No way, we have the rule of law on our side!”
I’ve now admitted I was wrong, again.
Me: “No way, we have the rule of law on our side!”
I’ve now admitted I was wrong, again.
November 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Six months ago my wife said “he’s gonna get away with it.”
Me: “No way, we have the rule of law on our side!”
I’ve now admitted I was wrong, again.
Me: “No way, we have the rule of law on our side!”
I’ve now admitted I was wrong, again.
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Remember, they didn't cut Matt Gaetz loose because he paid a 17-year-old for sex.
They cut him loose because too much evidence was coming out proving he'd paid a 17-year-old for sex.
They cut him loose because too much evidence was coming out proving he'd paid a 17-year-old for sex.
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Remember, they didn't cut Matt Gaetz loose because he paid a 17-year-old for sex.
They cut him loose because too much evidence was coming out proving he'd paid a 17-year-old for sex.
They cut him loose because too much evidence was coming out proving he'd paid a 17-year-old for sex.