Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
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DEMS: We’re proud of having found a compromise to re-open the gov’t.
Q: It’s not a compromise— it’s total capitulation!
DEMS: Potato, potahto.
Q: You can’t appease dictators by giving in to their demands!
DEMS: Well, we won’t really know that until we try giving them everything they want.
Q: It’s not a compromise— it’s total capitulation!
DEMS: Potato, potahto.
Q: You can’t appease dictators by giving in to their demands!
DEMS: Well, we won’t really know that until we try giving them everything they want.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
DEMS: We’re proud of having found a compromise to re-open the gov’t.
Q: It’s not a compromise— it’s total capitulation!
DEMS: Potato, potahto.
Q: You can’t appease dictators by giving in to their demands!
DEMS: Well, we won’t really know that until we try giving them everything they want.
Q: It’s not a compromise— it’s total capitulation!
DEMS: Potato, potahto.
Q: You can’t appease dictators by giving in to their demands!
DEMS: Well, we won’t really know that until we try giving them everything they want.
Q: Can you identify creatures that accurately represent the two prevailing political parties in America?
A: Certainly. Republicans are essentially Great White sharks, ruthlessly consuming everything in their path.
Q: And Democrats?
A: Butterflies.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
A: Certainly. Republicans are essentially Great White sharks, ruthlessly consuming everything in their path.
Q: And Democrats?
A: Butterflies.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Democrats push for a ‘ruthlessly pragmatic’ approach to counter Trump
There were seething accusations of capitulation at eight Democratic-aligned senators who broke ranks to join Republicans in voting to end the shutdown.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Q: Can you identify creatures that accurately represent the two prevailing political parties in America?
A: Certainly. Republicans are essentially Great White sharks, ruthlessly consuming everything in their path.
Q: And Democrats?
A: Butterflies.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
A: Certainly. Republicans are essentially Great White sharks, ruthlessly consuming everything in their path.
Q: And Democrats?
A: Butterflies.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
By omitting 0% as a choice, you’ve invalidated the survey for anyone of normal intelligence.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
By omitting 0% as a choice, you’ve invalidated the survey for anyone of normal intelligence.
Well, MAGAts are, of course, accustomed to hearing, “Lemme go!” “Untie me!” or “Help! Rape!”
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well, MAGAts are, of course, accustomed to hearing, “Lemme go!” “Untie me!” or “Help! Rape!”
They’re certainly feeling like the dumbest people in the world, but it’s not because they voted for Trump.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They’re certainly feeling like the dumbest people in the world, but it’s not because they voted for Trump.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
GOP: We knew the Dems would cave—- they always do. Their party logo should be a pillow holding a white flag.
DEMS: You agreed to vote on the ACA subsidies at a later date.
GOP: Have you met us before? Is there a single promise we’ve ever kept? What the fuck is wrong with you?!!
DEMS: You agreed to vote on the ACA subsidies at a later date.
GOP: Have you met us before? Is there a single promise we’ve ever kept? What the fuck is wrong with you?!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
GOP: We knew the Dems would cave—- they always do. Their party logo should be a pillow holding a white flag.
DEMS: You agreed to vote on the ACA subsidies at a later date.
GOP: Have you met us before? Is there a single promise we’ve ever kept? What the fuck is wrong with you?!!
DEMS: You agreed to vote on the ACA subsidies at a later date.
GOP: Have you met us before? Is there a single promise we’ve ever kept? What the fuck is wrong with you?!!
Democrats, some wearing signs taped to the back of their jackets saying, “Kick me!” surrendered to their Republican overlords last night and agreed to sell-out their constituents just so they’d stop being blamed erroneously for the gov’t shutdown.
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Late-night Senate deal opens path to ending shutdown but splits Democrats — The Washington Post
The deal that split Democrats doesn’t extend expiring ACA subsidies. If a bill passes the Senate, it needs the House to approve and President Donald Trump on board.
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Democrats, some wearing signs taped to the back of their jackets saying, “Kick me!” surrendered to their Republican overlords last night and agreed to sell-out their constituents just so they’d stop being blamed erroneously for the gov’t shutdown.
apple.news/ApZQx1I7aS3u...
apple.news/ApZQx1I7aS3u...
The worst human on earth was mercilessly booed last night when he foolishly showed up at a Washington Commanders game and expected his MAGA supporters to be happy to see him.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The worst human on earth was mercilessly booed last night when he foolishly showed up at a Washington Commanders game and expected his MAGA supporters to be happy to see him.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
Well, for the typical MAGAt, the answer would be 895 years.
Stupidity breeds.
Stupidity breeds.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well, for the typical MAGAt, the answer would be 895 years.
Stupidity breeds.
Stupidity breeds.
Tucker Carlson was in bed with four hunting dogs (five, if you include his wife), woke up with claw marks, and concluded that it was “an unmistakable sign of an attack by a demon?!”
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tucker Carlson was in bed with four hunting dogs (five, if you include his wife), woke up with claw marks, and concluded that it was “an unmistakable sign of an attack by a demon?!”
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
MAGA: We know they’s only supposed to used once, but we can always get at least 4 or 5 uses out of every condom, especially if we don’t share ‘em with the neighbors.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MAGA: We know they’s only supposed to used once, but we can always get at least 4 or 5 uses out of every condom, especially if we don’t share ‘em with the neighbors.
In all fairness to Trump, it’s incredibly difficult to apply makeup properly when your image doesn’t appear in mirrors.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In all fairness to Trump, it’s incredibly difficult to apply makeup properly when your image doesn’t appear in mirrors.
Trump’s advisers originally considered maximizing public sympathy by having him pretend to have been shot in the groin, but concluded that even MAGA would struggle to believe that any marksman had the skill to hit such a tiny target from even a foot away.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trump’s advisers originally considered maximizing public sympathy by having him pretend to have been shot in the groin, but concluded that even MAGA would struggle to believe that any marksman had the skill to hit such a tiny target from even a foot away.
Trump: We’ve gotta get rid of Obamacare. It’s killing me that a black guy is getting credit for it.
Aide: Let’s just make the premiums so high that people can’t afford it. They’ll be so angry that they won’t care if you take it away.
Trump: Brilliant!
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Aide: Let’s just make the premiums so high that people can’t afford it. They’ll be so angry that they won’t care if you take it away.
Trump: Brilliant!
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Skyrocketing ACA premiums force enrollees to make tough decisions — CNN
Late last month, Elizabeth Wick got the email she had been dreading. Her insurer, Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Texas, told her that the monthly premiums for her Affordable Care Act policy would soar ...
apple.news
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trump: We’ve gotta get rid of Obamacare. It’s killing me that a black guy is getting credit for it.
Aide: Let’s just make the premiums so high that people can’t afford it. They’ll be so angry that they won’t care if you take it away.
Trump: Brilliant!
apple.news/A6srZoLgnScG...
Aide: Let’s just make the premiums so high that people can’t afford it. They’ll be so angry that they won’t care if you take it away.
Trump: Brilliant!
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When you take a close look at Trump, you begin to realize that perhaps we don’t have to worry about him illegally seeking a third term quite as much as we’d thought.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you take a close look at Trump, you begin to realize that perhaps we don’t have to worry about him illegally seeking a third term quite as much as we’d thought.
As always, I’m here to translate for you.
What Bannon meant was:
‘The only reason that I get away with the awful things I say and do is that we have an entirely corrupt, fascist gov’t. Restore democracy, and I’ll face dire consequences for my despicable, criminal behavior.’
What Bannon meant was:
‘The only reason that I get away with the awful things I say and do is that we have an entirely corrupt, fascist gov’t. Restore democracy, and I’ll face dire consequences for my despicable, criminal behavior.’
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As always, I’m here to translate for you.
What Bannon meant was:
‘The only reason that I get away with the awful things I say and do is that we have an entirely corrupt, fascist gov’t. Restore democracy, and I’ll face dire consequences for my despicable, criminal behavior.’
What Bannon meant was:
‘The only reason that I get away with the awful things I say and do is that we have an entirely corrupt, fascist gov’t. Restore democracy, and I’ll face dire consequences for my despicable, criminal behavior.’
Q: How does Trump maintain his popularity with the very people he went to SCOTUS for authorization to starve?!
A: These are the dumbest people in history— they barely have any discernible neurological activity occurring. It’s like expecting a houseplant to think and reason.
A: These are the dumbest people in history— they barely have any discernible neurological activity occurring. It’s like expecting a houseplant to think and reason.
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Q: How does Trump maintain his popularity with the very people he went to SCOTUS for authorization to starve?!
A: These are the dumbest people in history— they barely have any discernible neurological activity occurring. It’s like expecting a houseplant to think and reason.
A: These are the dumbest people in history— they barely have any discernible neurological activity occurring. It’s like expecting a houseplant to think and reason.
Aide: Trump’s asleep nearly all the time. He’s sleeping right thru his entire presidency.
Q: What does the WH staff do if they really need him for something?
Aide: From the next room, someone will whisper something faintly about nude photos of Ivanka, and he’ll jump right up.
Q: What does the WH staff do if they really need him for something?
Aide: From the next room, someone will whisper something faintly about nude photos of Ivanka, and he’ll jump right up.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Aide: Trump’s asleep nearly all the time. He’s sleeping right thru his entire presidency.
Q: What does the WH staff do if they really need him for something?
Aide: From the next room, someone will whisper something faintly about nude photos of Ivanka, and he’ll jump right up.
Q: What does the WH staff do if they really need him for something?
Aide: From the next room, someone will whisper something faintly about nude photos of Ivanka, and he’ll jump right up.
At Karoline Leavitt’s job interview:
Trump: Are you entirely comfortable lying?
Leavitt: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Trump: What if the lie you tell is so absurd that it makes you look like an imbecile?
Leavitt: Oh, I’m used to that. People have always known me as a moron.
Trump: Are you entirely comfortable lying?
Leavitt: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Trump: What if the lie you tell is so absurd that it makes you look like an imbecile?
Leavitt: Oh, I’m used to that. People have always known me as a moron.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
At Karoline Leavitt’s job interview:
Trump: Are you entirely comfortable lying?
Leavitt: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Trump: What if the lie you tell is so absurd that it makes you look like an imbecile?
Leavitt: Oh, I’m used to that. People have always known me as a moron.
Trump: Are you entirely comfortable lying?
Leavitt: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Trump: What if the lie you tell is so absurd that it makes you look like an imbecile?
Leavitt: Oh, I’m used to that. People have always known me as a moron.
A year ago:
MAGAt: Ima vote for Trump because egg prices are too high.
DEM: He’ll not only send eggs prices way higher, but ALL food will go up until it’s unaffordable— and then he’ll take SNAP away from needy people.
MAGAt: Well, Ima still vote for him because Kamala’s black.
MAGAt: Ima vote for Trump because egg prices are too high.
DEM: He’ll not only send eggs prices way higher, but ALL food will go up until it’s unaffordable— and then he’ll take SNAP away from needy people.
MAGAt: Well, Ima still vote for him because Kamala’s black.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A year ago:
MAGAt: Ima vote for Trump because egg prices are too high.
DEM: He’ll not only send eggs prices way higher, but ALL food will go up until it’s unaffordable— and then he’ll take SNAP away from needy people.
MAGAt: Well, Ima still vote for him because Kamala’s black.
MAGAt: Ima vote for Trump because egg prices are too high.
DEM: He’ll not only send eggs prices way higher, but ALL food will go up until it’s unaffordable— and then he’ll take SNAP away from needy people.
MAGAt: Well, Ima still vote for him because Kamala’s black.
MAGAts are actually SO fucking stupid that while Republicans control all 3 branches of gov’t, they still believe the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault.
They’d also believe that these bank robbers didn’t do it even though they can clearly be seen on camera committing the crime.
They’d also believe that these bank robbers didn’t do it even though they can clearly be seen on camera committing the crime.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
MAGAts are actually SO fucking stupid that while Republicans control all 3 branches of gov’t, they still believe the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault.
They’d also believe that these bank robbers didn’t do it even though they can clearly be seen on camera committing the crime.
They’d also believe that these bank robbers didn’t do it even though they can clearly be seen on camera committing the crime.
Donald Trump is so intent on starving the MAGAts who elected him that he actually got SCOTUS’ permission to do it.
Q: NOW do you see that he doesn’t care about any of you?!
MAGA: He don’t realize it’s important that we be able to eat. We’ll text him on our Trump Mobile phones.
Q: NOW do you see that he doesn’t care about any of you?!
MAGA: He don’t realize it’s important that we be able to eat. We’ll text him on our Trump Mobile phones.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Donald Trump is so intent on starving the MAGAts who elected him that he actually got SCOTUS’ permission to do it.
Q: NOW do you see that he doesn’t care about any of you?!
MAGA: He don’t realize it’s important that we be able to eat. We’ll text him on our Trump Mobile phones.
Q: NOW do you see that he doesn’t care about any of you?!
MAGA: He don’t realize it’s important that we be able to eat. We’ll text him on our Trump Mobile phones.
His dementia has advanced terribly, but in this case, Trump’s simply lying.
He knows damned well that gas prices are high, but he has so little respect for voters that he’ll tell transparent lies right to their faces with total confidence that they’ll believe him— and they will.
He knows damned well that gas prices are high, but he has so little respect for voters that he’ll tell transparent lies right to their faces with total confidence that they’ll believe him— and they will.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
His dementia has advanced terribly, but in this case, Trump’s simply lying.
He knows damned well that gas prices are high, but he has so little respect for voters that he’ll tell transparent lies right to their faces with total confidence that they’ll believe him— and they will.
He knows damned well that gas prices are high, but he has so little respect for voters that he’ll tell transparent lies right to their faces with total confidence that they’ll believe him— and they will.
I’m not at all certain that Trump could accurately claim to have “a bigger heart than anybody” even if he were surrounded by the guards from Auschwitz, Dachau, and Treblinka.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m not at all certain that Trump could accurately claim to have “a bigger heart than anybody” even if he were surrounded by the guards from Auschwitz, Dachau, and Treblinka.
Q: Is the President okay?!! Why is he slumped over like that during an event?!
A: He’s out again— as he always is at funerals, court appearances, papal coronations, meetings with foreign leaders, etc. He’s an elderly dementia patient who belongs in an Assisted Living Facility.
A: He’s out again— as he always is at funerals, court appearances, papal coronations, meetings with foreign leaders, etc. He’s an elderly dementia patient who belongs in an Assisted Living Facility.
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Q: Is the President okay?!! Why is he slumped over like that during an event?!
A: He’s out again— as he always is at funerals, court appearances, papal coronations, meetings with foreign leaders, etc. He’s an elderly dementia patient who belongs in an Assisted Living Facility.
A: He’s out again— as he always is at funerals, court appearances, papal coronations, meetings with foreign leaders, etc. He’s an elderly dementia patient who belongs in an Assisted Living Facility.