Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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Is there anyone outside of MAGA who’s so stupid that they can see how Trump strategically hired the most incompetent losers he could find (Hegseth, RFK Jr., Rubio, Leavitt, etc.) at home, but expects him to put an honest, competent leader in charge in Venezuela? Seriously?!
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Is there anyone outside of MAGA who’s so stupid that they can see how Trump strategically hired the most incompetent losers he could find (Hegseth, RFK Jr., Rubio, Leavitt, etc.) at home, but expects him to put an honest, competent leader in charge in Venezuela? Seriously?!
The Trump Administration is expected to announce tomorrow that ICE will now deport any and all immigrants to Venezuela, effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The Trump Administration is expected to announce tomorrow that ICE will now deport any and all immigrants to Venezuela, effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FIFA: When we awarded Trump the FIFA Peace Prize, we forgot that we’re just a soccer organization— and that we don’t know the first thing about geopolitics, or utterly demented madmen.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
FIFA: When we awarded Trump the FIFA Peace Prize, we forgot that we’re just a soccer organization— and that we don’t know the first thing about geopolitics, or utterly demented madmen.
Here’s an insider’s view of our Commander-in-Chief preparing for the invasion of Venezuela last night from Mar-a-Fatso.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Here’s an insider’s view of our Commander-in-Chief preparing for the invasion of Venezuela last night from Mar-a-Fatso.
Q: Maduro refused to leave office when Venezuelans elected Eduardo González in 2024, so shouldn’t the U.S. allow him to assume the Presidency now?
A: Yes, but Trump won’t want to relinquish control of the country until he’s profited from every barrel of oil that can be stolen.
A: Yes, but Trump won’t want to relinquish control of the country until he’s profited from every barrel of oil that can be stolen.
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Q: Maduro refused to leave office when Venezuelans elected Eduardo González in 2024, so shouldn’t the U.S. allow him to assume the Presidency now?
A: Yes, but Trump won’t want to relinquish control of the country until he’s profited from every barrel of oil that can be stolen.
A: Yes, but Trump won’t want to relinquish control of the country until he’s profited from every barrel of oil that can be stolen.
Q: Maduro was a dictator, not a legitimate president. Wasn’t last night’s kidnapping justified?
A: No. He may have deserved it, but the U.S. had no right whatsoever to meddle in the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. We violated international law.
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A: No. He may have deserved it, but the U.S. had no right whatsoever to meddle in the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. We violated international law.
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World reaction to U.S. strikes on Venezuela pours in — CBS News
Many U.S. adversaries condemned the U.S. strikes on Venezuela, while other governments called for deescalation.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Q: Maduro was a dictator, not a legitimate president. Wasn’t last night’s kidnapping justified?
A: No. He may have deserved it, but the U.S. had no right whatsoever to meddle in the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. We violated international law.
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A: No. He may have deserved it, but the U.S. had no right whatsoever to meddle in the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. We violated international law.
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Q: He sleeps thru every meeting, and your solution is to excuse him from those meetings entirely?!!
WH: There’s no reason to keep him up. He’s 80, but he seems like a 100-year-old. To be honest, he’s so close to death that most Assisted Living Facilities wouldn’t even take him.
WH: There’s no reason to keep him up. He’s 80, but he seems like a 100-year-old. To be honest, he’s so close to death that most Assisted Living Facilities wouldn’t even take him.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Q: He sleeps thru every meeting, and your solution is to excuse him from those meetings entirely?!!
WH: There’s no reason to keep him up. He’s 80, but he seems like a 100-year-old. To be honest, he’s so close to death that most Assisted Living Facilities wouldn’t even take him.
WH: There’s no reason to keep him up. He’s 80, but he seems like a 100-year-old. To be honest, he’s so close to death that most Assisted Living Facilities wouldn’t even take him.
Q: Why the fu*k is Trump at Mar-a-Lardo when he should be in the Situation Room in the WH during an attack on a foreign nation?
A: He doesn’t do anything that a real President would do because he’s entirely irresponsible as a result of incompetence, corruption, and dementia.
A: He doesn’t do anything that a real President would do because he’s entirely irresponsible as a result of incompetence, corruption, and dementia.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Q: Why the fu*k is Trump at Mar-a-Lardo when he should be in the Situation Room in the WH during an attack on a foreign nation?
A: He doesn’t do anything that a real President would do because he’s entirely irresponsible as a result of incompetence, corruption, and dementia.
A: He doesn’t do anything that a real President would do because he’s entirely irresponsible as a result of incompetence, corruption, and dementia.
Q: Was the kidnapping of a foreign head-of-state meant to send a message to the world?
Trump: Libs are no longer running the United States. This is a MAGA nation, and we’ll take who and what we want anytime we want it. If we want Greenland, we’ll take it. And if I want a Peace Prize…
Trump: Libs are no longer running the United States. This is a MAGA nation, and we’ll take who and what we want anytime we want it. If we want Greenland, we’ll take it. And if I want a Peace Prize…
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Q: Was the kidnapping of a foreign head-of-state meant to send a message to the world?
Trump: Libs are no longer running the United States. This is a MAGA nation, and we’ll take who and what we want anytime we want it. If we want Greenland, we’ll take it. And if I want a Peace Prize…
Trump: Libs are no longer running the United States. This is a MAGA nation, and we’ll take who and what we want anytime we want it. If we want Greenland, we’ll take it. And if I want a Peace Prize…
Q: We know you certainly didn’t attack Venezuela to protect its people from a dictator who refused to abide by election results. Might this attack have anything to do with its oil reserves?
Trump: Oh, does Venezuela have oil reserves?! Funny that Jethro and Marco never mentioned that to me.
Trump: Oh, does Venezuela have oil reserves?! Funny that Jethro and Marco never mentioned that to me.
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Q: We know you certainly didn’t attack Venezuela to protect its people from a dictator who refused to abide by election results. Might this attack have anything to do with its oil reserves?
Trump: Oh, does Venezuela have oil reserves?! Funny that Jethro and Marco never mentioned that to me.
Trump: Oh, does Venezuela have oil reserves?! Funny that Jethro and Marco never mentioned that to me.
Q: Is the attack on Venezuela what Latino-Americans wanted when they voted for Trump?
A: Most are Republicans, so they misinterpret it as strength. The smarter ones, of course, are alarmed by U.S. neo-imperialism and global capitalism, and realize that it’s intolerable overreach on every level.
A: Most are Republicans, so they misinterpret it as strength. The smarter ones, of course, are alarmed by U.S. neo-imperialism and global capitalism, and realize that it’s intolerable overreach on every level.
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Q: Is the attack on Venezuela what Latino-Americans wanted when they voted for Trump?
A: Most are Republicans, so they misinterpret it as strength. The smarter ones, of course, are alarmed by U.S. neo-imperialism and global capitalism, and realize that it’s intolerable overreach on every level.
A: Most are Republicans, so they misinterpret it as strength. The smarter ones, of course, are alarmed by U.S. neo-imperialism and global capitalism, and realize that it’s intolerable overreach on every level.
Trump: Now that I’ve unilaterally attacked a sovereign nation, and kidnapped its President, I fully expect the Nobel Committee to award me the Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Trump: Now that I’ve unilaterally attacked a sovereign nation, and kidnapped its President, I fully expect the Nobel Committee to award me the Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
An old joke that’s perfectly apropos for Donald Trump:
Q: What did Tarzan say to the elephants running thru the jungle wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q: What did Tarzan say to the elephants running thru the jungle wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
An old joke that’s perfectly apropos for Donald Trump:
Q: What did Tarzan say to the elephants running thru the jungle wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
Q: What did Tarzan say to the elephants running thru the jungle wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
If you’re one of the 77M Americans who said, “Yes,” you did so because you’re a knuckle-dragging imbecile— an ignorant simpleton who’s baffled by democracy, & who supports fascism because you can’t discern truth from fiction, or strength from corruption. You’re an absolute moron.
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If you’re one of the 77M Americans who said, “Yes,” you did so because you’re a knuckle-dragging imbecile— an ignorant simpleton who’s baffled by democracy, & who supports fascism because you can’t discern truth from fiction, or strength from corruption. You’re an absolute moron.
If you’re proud of having passed a quick dementia-screening test, like the MoCA, you clearly need to be taking a dementia-screening test.
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you’re proud of having passed a quick dementia-screening test, like the MoCA, you clearly need to be taking a dementia-screening test.
Pro tip: Keep your hands away from his mouth, for safety.
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Pro tip: Keep your hands away from his mouth, for safety.
Trump: I can take 4 times the recommended dose of aspirin, right?
RFK Jr.: You’re the President. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Trump: But, is it safe?
RFK Jr.: It is for you— for all we know, it could be the reason your ear grew back overnight.
Trump: Good point!!
RFK Jr.: You’re the President. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Trump: But, is it safe?
RFK Jr.: It is for you— for all we know, it could be the reason your ear grew back overnight.
Trump: Good point!!
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Trump: I can take 4 times the recommended dose of aspirin, right?
RFK Jr.: You’re the President. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Trump: But, is it safe?
RFK Jr.: It is for you— for all we know, it could be the reason your ear grew back overnight.
Trump: Good point!!
RFK Jr.: You’re the President. You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Trump: But, is it safe?
RFK Jr.: It is for you— for all we know, it could be the reason your ear grew back overnight.
Trump: Good point!!
Pathological liar, embezzler, seditionist, narcoleptic, imbecile, and murderer.
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Pathological liar, embezzler, seditionist, narcoleptic, imbecile, and murderer.
When Trump voters ask, “Can’t we just respect each other’s differences?” I often suggest they consider whether that question would work coming from a headhunter.
Healthy people would reject you for being a primitive savage— precisely the same reasons they’d shun you as a MAGAt.
Healthy people would reject you for being a primitive savage— precisely the same reasons they’d shun you as a MAGAt.
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
When Trump voters ask, “Can’t we just respect each other’s differences?” I often suggest they consider whether that question would work coming from a headhunter.
Healthy people would reject you for being a primitive savage— precisely the same reasons they’d shun you as a MAGAt.
Healthy people would reject you for being a primitive savage— precisely the same reasons they’d shun you as a MAGAt.
Q: Notre Dame was so resentful that Miami was ranked ahead of them in the CFP that they refused to play at all.
A: Miami beat the defending national champions last night.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
A: Miami beat the defending national champions last night.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Q: Notre Dame was so resentful that Miami was ranked ahead of them in the CFP that they refused to play at all.
A: Miami beat the defending national champions last night.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
A: Miami beat the defending national champions last night.
Q: What’s the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Last night, just hours before 40M Americans lost their gov’t food benefits, as millions lost their insurance coverage, and as an increasing number worry they can’t survive financially, Trump threw an ostentatious party at Mar-a-Lago for corrupt fascists.
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Trump Lets Loose at Glitzy NYE Bash While Approval Ratings Sink
The president capped off a tumultuous year with a glitzy bash at Mar-a-Lago—and a wish for “peace on Earth.”
www.thedailybeast.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Last night, just hours before 40M Americans lost their gov’t food benefits, as millions lost their insurance coverage, and as an increasing number worry they can’t survive financially, Trump threw an ostentatious party at Mar-a-Lago for corrupt fascists.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-rings-...
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-rings-...
Q: Will Trump make any New Year’s resolutions?
A: Each year, he’ll vow to lose 100 pounds, and to stop raping kids— but he usually gives up on both within a week.
A: Each year, he’ll vow to lose 100 pounds, and to stop raping kids— but he usually gives up on both within a week.
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Q: Will Trump make any New Year’s resolutions?
A: Each year, he’ll vow to lose 100 pounds, and to stop raping kids— but he usually gives up on both within a week.
A: Each year, he’ll vow to lose 100 pounds, and to stop raping kids— but he usually gives up on both within a week.
The University of Miami shocks Ohio State by winning the Cotton Bowl, 24-14. We’re just one game away now from playing for the national college football championship!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The University of Miami shocks Ohio State by winning the Cotton Bowl, 24-14. We’re just one game away now from playing for the national college football championship!!!
I don’t foresee any point at which I’ll stop blaming the despicable hicks of Ohio for unleashing Jethro Vance upon the citizens of earth.
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I don’t foresee any point at which I’ll stop blaming the despicable hicks of Ohio for unleashing Jethro Vance upon the citizens of earth.
Peruvian shamans have predicted the demise of Donald Trump.
They recommend that the U.S. prepare by bracing for his inevitable death.
I’ve done my part. I have several bottles of champagne already in the ‘fridge, because demand will outpace supply.
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They recommend that the U.S. prepare by bracing for his inevitable death.
I’ve done my part. I have several bottles of champagne already in the ‘fridge, because demand will outpace supply.
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Shamans Deliver Ominous 2026 Health Prediction for Trump — The Daily Beast
“The United States should prepare itself,” the shamans warned.
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December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Peruvian shamans have predicted the demise of Donald Trump.
They recommend that the U.S. prepare by bracing for his inevitable death.
I’ve done my part. I have several bottles of champagne already in the ‘fridge, because demand will outpace supply.
apple.news/Aypdb_LbHSea...
They recommend that the U.S. prepare by bracing for his inevitable death.
I’ve done my part. I have several bottles of champagne already in the ‘fridge, because demand will outpace supply.
apple.news/Aypdb_LbHSea...