Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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The worst part of what’s happened to America is the confirmation that our nation is filled with absolute imbeciles, unlike anything the world has seen before.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The worst part of what’s happened to America is the confirmation that our nation is filled with absolute imbeciles, unlike anything the world has seen before.
You might be stunned to find that MAGAts plan their weddings at Mar-a-Lago in the hope that the demented President will wander in and disrupt the reception.
He did it again over the weekend, rambling about whether one of the guests could sneak him into heaven.
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
He did it again over the weekend, rambling about whether one of the guests could sneak him into heaven.
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump, 79, Crashes Wedding to Ramble About Heaven
The president made himself the guest of honor at a Mar-a-Lago wedding.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You might be stunned to find that MAGAts plan their weddings at Mar-a-Lago in the hope that the demented President will wander in and disrupt the reception.
He did it again over the weekend, rambling about whether one of the guests could sneak him into heaven.
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
He did it again over the weekend, rambling about whether one of the guests could sneak him into heaven.
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
The entire sentient world knows precisely what this means— and it’s the reason I predict that Trump will rekindle his bromance with Musk before the midterms next November.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The entire sentient world knows precisely what this means— and it’s the reason I predict that Trump will rekindle his bromance with Musk before the midterms next November.
Q: Trump does nothing but lie, lie, lie to his supporters. Shouldn’t they be insulted that he treats them like unspeakable morons?
A: He hates them, but he couldn’t possibly treat them with less respect than they deserve. They’re scum— every single one of them— and they know it.
A: He hates them, but he couldn’t possibly treat them with less respect than they deserve. They’re scum— every single one of them— and they know it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Q: Trump does nothing but lie, lie, lie to his supporters. Shouldn’t they be insulted that he treats them like unspeakable morons?
A: He hates them, but he couldn’t possibly treat them with less respect than they deserve. They’re scum— every single one of them— and they know it.
A: He hates them, but he couldn’t possibly treat them with less respect than they deserve. They’re scum— every single one of them— and they know it.
Yes, but America will never truly recover from the damage that he’s done— especially from the enabling of 77M seditious, cave-dwelling, knuckle-dragging, imbecilic citizens.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yes, but America will never truly recover from the damage that he’s done— especially from the enabling of 77M seditious, cave-dwelling, knuckle-dragging, imbecilic citizens.
Q: Mr. Secretary, how exactly did immigrants smuggle vast herds of diseased cattle across the border?
Bessent: Well, they obviously had to lift them over the wall, and I’m assuming that this was done one-at-a-time.
Bessent: Well, they obviously had to lift them over the wall, and I’m assuming that this was done one-at-a-time.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Q: Mr. Secretary, how exactly did immigrants smuggle vast herds of diseased cattle across the border?
Bessent: Well, they obviously had to lift them over the wall, and I’m assuming that this was done one-at-a-time.
Bessent: Well, they obviously had to lift them over the wall, and I’m assuming that this was done one-at-a-time.
There are 77M reasons to believe that Trump’s absolutely right about that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There are 77M reasons to believe that Trump’s absolutely right about that.
Q: Trump now says the House should release the Epstein files? Wasn’t he threatening members of Congress— as recently as yesterday— not to do so?!
A: Once he realized he couldn’t stop them, he jumped aboard so that he can claim to be transparent and cooperative.
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A: Once he realized he couldn’t stop them, he jumped aboard so that he can claim to be transparent and cooperative.
apple.news/AtqNVX2dRRSm...
In shift, Trump says House should vote to release Epstein files — The Washington Post
It is unclear whether the Senate would take up the measure if the House passes it. Trump would also need to sign the legislation to compel the documents’ release.
apple.news
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Q: Trump now says the House should release the Epstein files? Wasn’t he threatening members of Congress— as recently as yesterday— not to do so?!
A: Once he realized he couldn’t stop them, he jumped aboard so that he can claim to be transparent and cooperative.
apple.news/AtqNVX2dRRSm...
A: Once he realized he couldn’t stop them, he jumped aboard so that he can claim to be transparent and cooperative.
apple.news/AtqNVX2dRRSm...
Aide: Americans are struggling to pay for Thanksgiving food this year, and won’t be able to travel because of flight cancellations.
Trump: My supporters are adaptable. They’ll serve possum and Spam instead of buying a turkey, and simply drive their homes over to visit their kin.
Trump: My supporters are adaptable. They’ll serve possum and Spam instead of buying a turkey, and simply drive their homes over to visit their kin.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Aide: Americans are struggling to pay for Thanksgiving food this year, and won’t be able to travel because of flight cancellations.
Trump: My supporters are adaptable. They’ll serve possum and Spam instead of buying a turkey, and simply drive their homes over to visit their kin.
Trump: My supporters are adaptable. They’ll serve possum and Spam instead of buying a turkey, and simply drive their homes over to visit their kin.
For perspective, remember that there are 77M incompetent scumbags in America, and the only thing they had to do last year was vote properly— and they couldn’t even manage to do that.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
For perspective, remember that there are 77M incompetent scumbags in America, and the only thing they had to do last year was vote properly— and they couldn’t even manage to do that.
Q: Perhaps you can clear this up: if American consumers aren’t the ones actually paying the tariffs, then how would lifting the tariffs make things cheaper?
Trump: Other countries will pay your bills.
Q: Wait— what?!
Trump: Yes. Brazil and China will pay for your groceries.
Trump: Other countries will pay your bills.
Q: Wait— what?!
Trump: Yes. Brazil and China will pay for your groceries.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Q: Perhaps you can clear this up: if American consumers aren’t the ones actually paying the tariffs, then how would lifting the tariffs make things cheaper?
Trump: Other countries will pay your bills.
Q: Wait— what?!
Trump: Yes. Brazil and China will pay for your groceries.
Trump: Other countries will pay your bills.
Q: Wait— what?!
Trump: Yes. Brazil and China will pay for your groceries.
Professional liar and Trump uber-sycophant Sean Hannity had a guest hijack his show and mock Trump’s dementia, recalling how Trump had claimed that, “No one knows what a magnet is, but they stop working if they get wet.”
MAGAts believe magnets are a hoax.
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MAGAts believe magnets are a hoax.
apple.news/A8kQydjvsQpG...
Flustered Hannity Struggles to Contain Guest Talking Trump ‘Dementia’ on Air — The Daily Beast
The Fox News host was forced on the defensive by a liberal radio host he thought was easy meat.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Professional liar and Trump uber-sycophant Sean Hannity had a guest hijack his show and mock Trump’s dementia, recalling how Trump had claimed that, “No one knows what a magnet is, but they stop working if they get wet.”
MAGAts believe magnets are a hoax.
apple.news/A8kQydjvsQpG...
MAGAts believe magnets are a hoax.
apple.news/A8kQydjvsQpG...
The majority of Americans finally understand that Trump has “run the economy into the ground.”
He’s a sociopathic moron, who can’t understand tariffs, and doesn’t know the first thing about macroeconomics.
You elected a cognitively-impaired caveman. What the fu*k did you expect?!
He’s a sociopathic moron, who can’t understand tariffs, and doesn’t know the first thing about macroeconomics.
You elected a cognitively-impaired caveman. What the fu*k did you expect?!
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The majority of Americans finally understand that Trump has “run the economy into the ground.”
He’s a sociopathic moron, who can’t understand tariffs, and doesn’t know the first thing about macroeconomics.
You elected a cognitively-impaired caveman. What the fu*k did you expect?!
He’s a sociopathic moron, who can’t understand tariffs, and doesn’t know the first thing about macroeconomics.
You elected a cognitively-impaired caveman. What the fu*k did you expect?!
Clinton: You know why there’s never been a Hurricane Donald? Because everyone would joke that it’s the world’s biggest blow job.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Clinton: You know why there’s never been a Hurricane Donald? Because everyone would joke that it’s the world’s biggest blow job.
Q: Is it true that Melania has questioned why Trump often murmurs, ‘Bubba, oh Bubba’ in his sleep?
A: No. She doesn’t speak enough English to know what ‘murmur’ means.
A: No. She doesn’t speak enough English to know what ‘murmur’ means.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Q: Is it true that Melania has questioned why Trump often murmurs, ‘Bubba, oh Bubba’ in his sleep?
A: No. She doesn’t speak enough English to know what ‘murmur’ means.
A: No. She doesn’t speak enough English to know what ‘murmur’ means.
Eric: My dad has restored dignity to the United States. Countries all around the world respect America now. They know we’re in the hands of the greatest leader the world has ever seen.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Eric: My dad has restored dignity to the United States. Countries all around the world respect America now. They know we’re in the hands of the greatest leader the world has ever seen.
There’s no place in America as reprehensible as TX. What an absolute wasteland, filled with deranged troglodytes who elect the most despicable politicians they can find outside of FL— like Congressman Troy Nehls, who should be shunned— except that Texans are all just like him.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There’s no place in America as reprehensible as TX. What an absolute wasteland, filled with deranged troglodytes who elect the most despicable politicians they can find outside of FL— like Congressman Troy Nehls, who should be shunned— except that Texans are all just like him.
There are a frightening number of cognitively-impaired actors in Hollywood who’d eagerly recreate Nazi Germany here if given a chance.
Voight is simple proof that the only requirement to be an actor is that you can memorize a script if someone reads it aloud to you repeatedly.
Voight is simple proof that the only requirement to be an actor is that you can memorize a script if someone reads it aloud to you repeatedly.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There are a frightening number of cognitively-impaired actors in Hollywood who’d eagerly recreate Nazi Germany here if given a chance.
Voight is simple proof that the only requirement to be an actor is that you can memorize a script if someone reads it aloud to you repeatedly.
Voight is simple proof that the only requirement to be an actor is that you can memorize a script if someone reads it aloud to you repeatedly.
Q: What is this demented moron talking about? If they don’t have insurance thru their employer, Americans have always had to find their own— & Obamacare made that easier.
A: ‘Get Your Own Insurance’ means Trump doesn’t need to do a thing. It should be called, ‘Go Fuck Yourself.’
A: ‘Get Your Own Insurance’ means Trump doesn’t need to do a thing. It should be called, ‘Go Fuck Yourself.’
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Q: What is this demented moron talking about? If they don’t have insurance thru their employer, Americans have always had to find their own— & Obamacare made that easier.
A: ‘Get Your Own Insurance’ means Trump doesn’t need to do a thing. It should be called, ‘Go Fuck Yourself.’
A: ‘Get Your Own Insurance’ means Trump doesn’t need to do a thing. It should be called, ‘Go Fuck Yourself.’
Q: People say you’ve never paid a bill.
Trump: I definitely took care of one.
Trump: I definitely took care of one.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Q: People say you’ve never paid a bill.
Trump: I definitely took care of one.
Trump: I definitely took care of one.
Q: Did you perform oral sex on Bill Clinton?!
Trump: He promised he wouldn’t *** in my *****.
Q: Seriously?! You think that explains it?!
Trump: He told me he wouldn’t lose respect for me.
Q: Ha!
Trump: Okay, tbh, Epstein bet me $1M I wouldn’t do it.
Q: He bet Monica, too.
Trump: He promised he wouldn’t *** in my *****.
Q: Seriously?! You think that explains it?!
Trump: He told me he wouldn’t lose respect for me.
Q: Ha!
Trump: Okay, tbh, Epstein bet me $1M I wouldn’t do it.
Q: He bet Monica, too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Q: Did you perform oral sex on Bill Clinton?!
Trump: He promised he wouldn’t *** in my *****.
Q: Seriously?! You think that explains it?!
Trump: He told me he wouldn’t lose respect for me.
Q: Ha!
Trump: Okay, tbh, Epstein bet me $1M I wouldn’t do it.
Q: He bet Monica, too.
Trump: He promised he wouldn’t *** in my *****.
Q: Seriously?! You think that explains it?!
Trump: He told me he wouldn’t lose respect for me.
Q: Ha!
Trump: Okay, tbh, Epstein bet me $1M I wouldn’t do it.
Q: He bet Monica, too.
Trump: Alright, kids— Uncle Jeffrey isn’t here anymore, but I know how to play all of the games he’d have taught you, including, ‘What Can We Do with My No-No Spot?’ Now, who wants to play with the President first?
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump: Alright, kids— Uncle Jeffrey isn’t here anymore, but I know how to play all of the games he’d have taught you, including, ‘What Can We Do with My No-No Spot?’ Now, who wants to play with the President first?
There is no discernible limit to the astonishing ignorance and stupidity that characterizes MAGAts. It’s beyond comprehension by healthy people.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There is no discernible limit to the astonishing ignorance and stupidity that characterizes MAGAts. It’s beyond comprehension by healthy people.
I thought it was remarkably kind of Jeffrey Epstein to describe Trump as ‘borderline’ insane, instead of more accurately stating, ‘He’s the craziest, sickest, most deranged mother-fucker anyone can imagine in their worst nightmares.’
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I thought it was remarkably kind of Jeffrey Epstein to describe Trump as ‘borderline’ insane, instead of more accurately stating, ‘He’s the craziest, sickest, most deranged mother-fucker anyone can imagine in their worst nightmares.’
Trump originally hoped to have Epstein fall down the stairs at Ivana’s house, but advisors told him that it might seem a tad suspicious.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trump originally hoped to have Epstein fall down the stairs at Ivana’s house, but advisors told him that it might seem a tad suspicious.