Dr. Dave
@drdave1999.bsky.social
Psychologist. Author. College Professor. Media Commentator. Private School Owner. Wow, that sounds exhausting.
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Q: No one in the history of the world has ever lied like Donald Trump. Incessantly, extensively, and absurdly. How could anyone not have known that he was obviously lying about everything involving Epstein?!!
MAGA: Well, we ain’t too bright. But, we make up for it with hate.
MAGA: Well, we ain’t too bright. But, we make up for it with hate.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Q: No one in the history of the world has ever lied like Donald Trump. Incessantly, extensively, and absurdly. How could anyone not have known that he was obviously lying about everything involving Epstein?!!
MAGA: Well, we ain’t too bright. But, we make up for it with hate.
MAGA: Well, we ain’t too bright. But, we make up for it with hate.
MAGA: He’s perfect!! Let’s make Trump President for life!!
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
MAGA: He’s perfect!! Let’s make Trump President for life!!
This is my biggest concern about Trump and his supporters.
Everyone knew who he was a decade ago, and they elected him TWICE, anyway.
He’s a monster on every imaginable level, but every MAGAt is arguably worse.
They’d hang their heads in shame, but they have no conscience.
Everyone knew who he was a decade ago, and they elected him TWICE, anyway.
He’s a monster on every imaginable level, but every MAGAt is arguably worse.
They’d hang their heads in shame, but they have no conscience.
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is my biggest concern about Trump and his supporters.
Everyone knew who he was a decade ago, and they elected him TWICE, anyway.
He’s a monster on every imaginable level, but every MAGAt is arguably worse.
They’d hang their heads in shame, but they have no conscience.
Everyone knew who he was a decade ago, and they elected him TWICE, anyway.
He’s a monster on every imaginable level, but every MAGAt is arguably worse.
They’d hang their heads in shame, but they have no conscience.
Everything that Trump does on a daily basis is worse than Watergate, including strategically destroying the U.S. economy.
MAGA isn’t bothered at all that he raped children. Plenty of MAGAts would’ve been eager to join him, so don’t give them credit they don’t deserve.
MAGA isn’t bothered at all that he raped children. Plenty of MAGAts would’ve been eager to join him, so don’t give them credit they don’t deserve.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Everything that Trump does on a daily basis is worse than Watergate, including strategically destroying the U.S. economy.
MAGA isn’t bothered at all that he raped children. Plenty of MAGAts would’ve been eager to join him, so don’t give them credit they don’t deserve.
MAGA isn’t bothered at all that he raped children. Plenty of MAGAts would’ve been eager to join him, so don’t give them credit they don’t deserve.
Truer words were never spoken.
MAGA couldn’t care less about the horrific things Trump’s done, even to kids.
The more awful he is, the more they support him. Nothing is so dreadful that they’ll reject him.
MAGAts are scum of the earth, and have no place in civilized society.
MAGA couldn’t care less about the horrific things Trump’s done, even to kids.
The more awful he is, the more they support him. Nothing is so dreadful that they’ll reject him.
MAGAts are scum of the earth, and have no place in civilized society.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
MAGA couldn’t care less about the horrific things Trump’s done, even to kids.
The more awful he is, the more they support him. Nothing is so dreadful that they’ll reject him.
MAGAts are scum of the earth, and have no place in civilized society.
MAGA couldn’t care less about the horrific things Trump’s done, even to kids.
The more awful he is, the more they support him. Nothing is so dreadful that they’ll reject him.
MAGAts are scum of the earth, and have no place in civilized society.
Q: Is that true? Might Republicans finally impeach Trump?!
A: Highly doubtful. First, because most of them aren’t bothered at all that he’s a pedophile, but also because he’s not the only politician to have traveled to Epstein’s island.
The entire GOP is filled with monsters.
A: Highly doubtful. First, because most of them aren’t bothered at all that he’s a pedophile, but also because he’s not the only politician to have traveled to Epstein’s island.
The entire GOP is filled with monsters.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Q: Is that true? Might Republicans finally impeach Trump?!
A: Highly doubtful. First, because most of them aren’t bothered at all that he’s a pedophile, but also because he’s not the only politician to have traveled to Epstein’s island.
The entire GOP is filled with monsters.
A: Highly doubtful. First, because most of them aren’t bothered at all that he’s a pedophile, but also because he’s not the only politician to have traveled to Epstein’s island.
The entire GOP is filled with monsters.
YES— obviously.
Neither Hitler nor Mussolini were U.S. Presidents, and neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor John Wayne Gacy were elected officials, so there’s no competition at all.
Neither Hitler nor Mussolini were U.S. Presidents, and neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor John Wayne Gacy were elected officials, so there’s no competition at all.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
YES— obviously.
Neither Hitler nor Mussolini were U.S. Presidents, and neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor John Wayne Gacy were elected officials, so there’s no competition at all.
Neither Hitler nor Mussolini were U.S. Presidents, and neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor John Wayne Gacy were elected officials, so there’s no competition at all.
Republicans are entirely comfortable with causing mass American deaths.
During the pandemic, they encouraged people not to wear masks or get vaccinated— and in states like FL, encouraged spring-breakers to congregate, get infected, and bring Covid home to their families.
During the pandemic, they encouraged people not to wear masks or get vaccinated— and in states like FL, encouraged spring-breakers to congregate, get infected, and bring Covid home to their families.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Republicans are entirely comfortable with causing mass American deaths.
During the pandemic, they encouraged people not to wear masks or get vaccinated— and in states like FL, encouraged spring-breakers to congregate, get infected, and bring Covid home to their families.
During the pandemic, they encouraged people not to wear masks or get vaccinated— and in states like FL, encouraged spring-breakers to congregate, get infected, and bring Covid home to their families.
I admire your courage in admitting that it took you an entire decade to figure out what people of average intelligence knew instantly— while simultaneously acknowledging your role in the destruction of American democracy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I admire your courage in admitting that it took you an entire decade to figure out what people of average intelligence knew instantly— while simultaneously acknowledging your role in the destruction of American democracy.
Q: Grocery prices continue to rise under Trump— far faster than under Biden, but Trump lies daily about how they’ve fallen. What’s he up to?
A: MAGAts can’t afford food, but trust him when he says it’s now cheaper.
Q: No one’s that stupid!
A: Oh, but they are. They REALLY are.
A: MAGAts can’t afford food, but trust him when he says it’s now cheaper.
Q: No one’s that stupid!
A: Oh, but they are. They REALLY are.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Q: Grocery prices continue to rise under Trump— far faster than under Biden, but Trump lies daily about how they’ve fallen. What’s he up to?
A: MAGAts can’t afford food, but trust him when he says it’s now cheaper.
Q: No one’s that stupid!
A: Oh, but they are. They REALLY are.
A: MAGAts can’t afford food, but trust him when he says it’s now cheaper.
Q: No one’s that stupid!
A: Oh, but they are. They REALLY are.
And, mind you, 77M Americans have no problem with any of that at all.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
And, mind you, 77M Americans have no problem with any of that at all.
With the help of AI, I’ve just finished designing the new logo for the Democratic Party. It perfectly captures their philosophy of always bringing a pillow to a gunfight.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
With the help of AI, I’ve just finished designing the new logo for the Democratic Party. It perfectly captures their philosophy of always bringing a pillow to a gunfight.
The film is Oliver Twist, although Trump is eager to see a real-life re-creation of the plot in streets across America as he fights to starve children everywhere.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The film is Oliver Twist, although Trump is eager to see a real-life re-creation of the plot in streets across America as he fights to starve children everywhere.
Vance: And right thru these doors, we offer happy endings for a small $500 donation to the Trump 2028 campaign.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Vance: And right thru these doors, we offer happy endings for a small $500 donation to the Trump 2028 campaign.
Most people look better than this even after they’ve been dead for a few weeks.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Most people look better than this even after they’ve been dead for a few weeks.
Oh, you’re definitely full of something, alright.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh, you’re definitely full of something, alright.
By omitting 0% as a choice, you’ve invalidated the survey for anyone of normal intelligence.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
By omitting 0% as a choice, you’ve invalidated the survey for anyone of normal intelligence.
Well, MAGAts are, of course, accustomed to hearing, “Lemme go!” “Untie me!” or “Help! Rape!”
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well, MAGAts are, of course, accustomed to hearing, “Lemme go!” “Untie me!” or “Help! Rape!”
They’re certainly feeling like the dumbest people in the world, but it’s not because they voted for Trump.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They’re certainly feeling like the dumbest people in the world, but it’s not because they voted for Trump.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
It’s just because they’re so unforgivably stupid.
The worst human on earth was mercilessly booed last night when he foolishly showed up at a Washington Commanders game and expected his MAGA supporters to be happy to see him.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The worst human on earth was mercilessly booed last night when he foolishly showed up at a Washington Commanders game and expected his MAGA supporters to be happy to see him.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
It didn’t help that he threatened to place tariffs on anyone who booed him.
America has had enough.
Well, for the typical MAGAt, the answer would be 895 years.
Stupidity breeds.
Stupidity breeds.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well, for the typical MAGAt, the answer would be 895 years.
Stupidity breeds.
Stupidity breeds.
Tucker Carlson was in bed with four hunting dogs (five, if you include his wife), woke up with claw marks, and concluded that it was “an unmistakable sign of an attack by a demon?!”
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tucker Carlson was in bed with four hunting dogs (five, if you include his wife), woke up with claw marks, and concluded that it was “an unmistakable sign of an attack by a demon?!”
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
Even his MAGA listeners were saying, ‘Damn, he sure ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, now is he?’
MAGA: We know they’s only supposed to used once, but we can always get at least 4 or 5 uses out of every condom, especially if we don’t share ‘em with the neighbors.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MAGA: We know they’s only supposed to used once, but we can always get at least 4 or 5 uses out of every condom, especially if we don’t share ‘em with the neighbors.
In all fairness to Trump, it’s incredibly difficult to apply makeup properly when your image doesn’t appear in mirrors.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In all fairness to Trump, it’s incredibly difficult to apply makeup properly when your image doesn’t appear in mirrors.
Trump’s advisers originally considered maximizing public sympathy by having him pretend to have been shot in the groin, but concluded that even MAGA would struggle to believe that any marksman had the skill to hit such a tiny target from even a foot away.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trump’s advisers originally considered maximizing public sympathy by having him pretend to have been shot in the groin, but concluded that even MAGA would struggle to believe that any marksman had the skill to hit such a tiny target from even a foot away.