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I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
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· Nov 13
Uhhh just putting out my teams I follow:
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL
Yooo @technoranma.bsky.social are you back on PoGo??
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yooo @technoranma.bsky.social are you back on PoGo??
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The NWSL's silence on its gender eligibility approach has invited harassment of players — and now, an op-ed from a current player calling for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't exist.
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
NWSL’s lack of gender eligibility policy leaves players vulnerable – just not in the way you think
An op-ed from Angel City midfielder Elizabeth Eddy called for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't currently exist.
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The NWSL's silence on its gender eligibility approach has invited harassment of players — and now, an op-ed from a current player calling for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't exist.
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
Ngl if I’m trying to have a conversation with someone and anything I say is not being acknowledged I’m checking out of said conversation.
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ngl if I’m trying to have a conversation with someone and anything I say is not being acknowledged I’m checking out of said conversation.
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I think it finally hit me yesterday that people laugh at me and not with me. Been feeling like shit since.
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think it finally hit me yesterday that people laugh at me and not with me. Been feeling like shit since.
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
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What did the brewers do? They kicked the Dodgers fan out. Some baseball reporter should ask them about this
Milwaukee Brewers fan loses job after she says 'call ICE' on Latino Dodgers fan www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Milwaukee Brewers fan loses job after she says 'call ICE' on Latino Dodgers fan
A Brewers fan at Game 2 of the NLCS seen on video telling a Latino Dodgers fan that she was going to "call ICE" on him, has lost her job.
www.jsonline.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What did the brewers do? They kicked the Dodgers fan out. Some baseball reporter should ask them about this
Sucks, but glad I was able to see her play.
Christen Press is hanging up her boots at the end of this season.
A legacy unlike any other. Thank you for everything CP23. 🩷
A legacy unlike any other. Thank you for everything CP23. 🩷
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sucks, but glad I was able to see her play.
Pumpkaboo is such a funny name for a Pokémon. It sounds like a derogatory word someone would use for someone who’s way too into Halloween.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pumpkaboo is such a funny name for a Pokémon. It sounds like a derogatory word someone would use for someone who’s way too into Halloween.
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George Pickens is like if Kramer was the main character on Seinfeld. I can’t explain it but that’s how it feels.
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
George Pickens is like if Kramer was the main character on Seinfeld. I can’t explain it but that’s how it feels.
Mini fridge magnet collection is coming along nicely.
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mini fridge magnet collection is coming along nicely.
Ms. Roan you were serving cunt tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ms. Roan you were serving cunt tonight.
I need to take an edible sometime this weekend, I’m still upset from the beginning of the week.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I need to take an edible sometime this weekend, I’m still upset from the beginning of the week.
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Nothing is going Drake's way huh?
October 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing is going Drake's way huh?
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"Republicans blocked paying the troops during the shutdown but found $20 billion to bail out Argentina's bad crypto investments" should be the sort of thing that leads every local newscast, but...
A few minutes ago in the House:
- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week
- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week
- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Republicans blocked paying the troops during the shutdown but found $20 billion to bail out Argentina's bad crypto investments" should be the sort of thing that leads every local newscast, but...
I honestly don’t have it in me to go to any more Angel City games this year.
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I honestly don’t have it in me to go to any more Angel City games this year.
Shirt collecting is a curse.
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Shirt collecting is a curse.
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