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🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • 32 • HE / THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes • Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social 🍉

I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
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Uhhh just putting out my teams I follow:

MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador

NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
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November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
lol hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me

I feel blessed
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yooo @technoranma.bsky.social are you back on PoGo??
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What I miss
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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The NWSL's silence on its gender eligibility approach has invited harassment of players — and now, an op-ed from a current player calling for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't exist.

Statements from NWSL, NWSLPA & thoughts from me @theathletic.com
www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...
NWSL’s lack of gender eligibility policy leaves players vulnerable – just not in the way you think
An op-ed from Angel City midfielder Elizabeth Eddy called for "a clear standard" to address a problem that doesn't currently exist.
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Running!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ngl if I’m trying to have a conversation with someone and anything I say is not being acknowledged I’m checking out of said conversation.
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Lol. Lmao even.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think it finally hit me yesterday that people laugh at me and not with me. Been feeling like shit since.
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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What did the brewers do? They kicked the Dodgers fan out. Some baseball reporter should ask them about this
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sucks, but glad I was able to see her play.
Christen Press is hanging up her boots at the end of this season.

A legacy unlike any other. Thank you for everything CP23. 🩷
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pumpkaboo is such a funny name for a Pokémon. It sounds like a derogatory word someone would use for someone who’s way too into Halloween.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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George Pickens is like if Kramer was the main character on Seinfeld. I can’t explain it but that’s how it feels.
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mini fridge magnet collection is coming along nicely.
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Ms. Roan you were serving cunt tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I need to take an edible sometime this weekend, I’m still upset from the beginning of the week.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Nothing is going Drake's way huh?
7.8 magnitude earthquake hits Drake Passage.
October 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"Republicans blocked paying the troops during the shutdown but found $20 billion to bail out Argentina's bad crypto investments" should be the sort of thing that leads every local newscast, but...
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I honestly don’t have it in me to go to any more Angel City games this year.
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Shirt collecting is a curse.
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM