Patches ⭐️
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🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • 32 • HE / THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes • Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social 🍉
I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me
I feel blessed
I feel blessed
Mini fridge magnet collection is coming along nicely.
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mini fridge magnet collection is coming along nicely.
Ms. Roan you were serving cunt tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Ms. Roan you were serving cunt tonight.
Shirt collecting is a curse.
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Shirt collecting is a curse.
“Labubu”? Nah I’m on some other shit.
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Labubu”? Nah I’m on some other shit.
Didn’t have to go to Anime Expo this year to get the full AX experience and chaos, but at least I got my Hello Kitty and saw LAFC cruise to a 3-0 victory. 😎
July 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Didn’t have to go to Anime Expo this year to get the full AX experience and chaos, but at least I got my Hello Kitty and saw LAFC cruise to a 3-0 victory. 😎
Genuinely fought back happy tears tonight. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that One Piece and the Los Angeles Dodgers, two things near and dear to me would ever intersect.
Mookie homered, Dustin May looked amazing on the mound. Nika showed up.
This night was made for me. #OnePiece #Dodgers
Mookie homered, Dustin May looked amazing on the mound. Nika showed up.
This night was made for me. #OnePiece #Dodgers
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
There it is
One of the worst fucking things I’ve ever seen
One of the worst fucking things I’ve ever seen
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
There it is
One of the worst fucking things I’ve ever seen
One of the worst fucking things I’ve ever seen
You know what? Fuck it I don’t even care or question this shit anymore.
May 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You know what? Fuck it I don’t even care or question this shit anymore.
What am I doing here and where’s Mike Trout
May 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What am I doing here and where’s Mike Trout
My dad deadass hung up Chicken Jockey on our wall 💀
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My dad deadass hung up Chicken Jockey on our wall 💀
I got to get selfies with Boyi Iturbide, Celes Espino, and Blanca Felix so yeah I’m still pretty over the moon.
May 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I got to get selfies with Boyi Iturbide, Celes Espino, and Blanca Felix so yeah I’m still pretty over the moon.
Me after running 4 miles
April 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me after running 4 miles
Step 1 to Happiness:
Buy big ass plush
Buy big ass plush
April 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Step 1 to Happiness:
Buy big ass plush
Buy big ass plush
What the past 4 or 5 days have been feeling like lately
April 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the past 4 or 5 days have been feeling like lately