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I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere
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· Nov 13
Uhhh just putting out my teams I follow:
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
MLS: Los Angeles FC
NWSL: Angel City FC
Liga MX/MXF: Chivas / Xolos
PL / WSL: Liverpool
La Liga: Atletico Madrid
International: USWNT only / Mexico / El Salvador
NFL: Cowboys
MLB: Dodgers
NBA: Lakers
WNBA: Sparks
NHL: Kings
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Boston losing means the universe wins
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Boston losing means the universe wins
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday
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First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday.
I hope you like it.
I hope you like it.
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday.
I hope you like it.
I hope you like it.
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wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
who cares about soccer
in nwsl leadership? no one, it seems
btvc.beehiiv.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
Don’t think that’s correct, ESPN
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Don’t think that’s correct, ESPN
NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.
Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share
January 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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This must be what hell is like
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This must be what hell is like
You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.
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Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
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Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:
Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations
In what is the latest low in a season of woe, the Clippers announced early Wednesday morning that they will part ways with Chris Paul.
Last month, Paul announced that this will be his last season before he retires: http://dlvr.it/TPc6S0
Last month, Paul announced that this will be his last season before he retires: http://dlvr.it/TPc6S0
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations
My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.
Shaq is the Samuel L. Jackson of commercials.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Shaq is the Samuel L. Jackson of commercials.
I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event.
Feels weird being able to watch the Lakers for once on a random weekday.
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Feels weird being able to watch the Lakers for once on a random weekday.
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts