Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

Oh hey Mr. Canary, you takin' a little canary nap? You deserve it, workin' so hard down here in the dark.

Shamefully admitting a good third of my personality is just True Detective Season 1.

How I'm walking into Black History Month.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

The Doing A Lot of Drugs community is sick of taking strays because guys who work at Google started taking .2 grams of psilocybin to write emails in a more annoying way.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time

i know exactly what to do with tossed salad and scrambled eggs. that's food man. you eat it

A USPS logo for every state bird! 🐦✉️