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@passaroundpartydad.bsky.social
“The sweatiest man at Queen.”
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
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INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
Sweater weather is here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sweater weather is here.
Nothing more disgusting than a D1 coach keeping an injured player in a game. You’re telling your bench that you’d rather play with an injured starter than them, and you’re telling everyone you don’t care about the future health of your injured player. GO TO YOUR BENCH!
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Nothing more disgusting than a D1 coach keeping an injured player in a game. You’re telling your bench that you’d rather play with an injured starter than them, and you’re telling everyone you don’t care about the future health of your injured player. GO TO YOUR BENCH!
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Midnight snack at the motel…..
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Midnight snack at the motel…..
thank you for this gem @jebfain.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
thank you for this gem @jebfain.bsky.social
Indifferent about Glenn Powell. Face is a miss for me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Indifferent about Glenn Powell. Face is a miss for me.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
White people in the comments:
"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."
"It should be drier than that."
"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"
"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."
🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
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Suck my clit Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Suck my clit Kim Davis
This person would be wildly popular in Chicago.
Hello team. How's your SAD doing this year? Mine is making me feel like an inside out football sock forgotten in a half term sports bag.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This person would be wildly popular in Chicago.
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Loop peeps - I just got a text from my work that ICE is at Monroe and Michigan.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Loop peeps - I just got a text from my work that ICE is at Monroe and Michigan.
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Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
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cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cc: Cortez Masto, Fetterman, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, King, Rosen, and Shaheen
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
There’s really something that pisses me off about D1 coaches refusing to go to their bench. Eva Hudson rolls her ankle, crawls off, stops play, and UK coach thinks “I’d rather play with an injured player and risk further injury than go to my bench.” No wonder these women transfer out. Bullshit.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There’s really something that pisses me off about D1 coaches refusing to go to their bench. Eva Hudson rolls her ankle, crawls off, stops play, and UK coach thinks “I’d rather play with an injured player and risk further injury than go to my bench.” No wonder these women transfer out. Bullshit.
I can’t remember what I logged on here to say. The first two posts I read on my feed completely threw me off.
I’ve always been able to manage my multiple personalities but managing multiple social media accounts is exhausting.
I’ve always been able to manage my multiple personalities but managing multiple social media accounts is exhausting.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I can’t remember what I logged on here to say. The first two posts I read on my feed completely threw me off.
I’ve always been able to manage my multiple personalities but managing multiple social media accounts is exhausting.
I’ve always been able to manage my multiple personalities but managing multiple social media accounts is exhausting.
Made the dumb mistake of having hope the Dems were playing the game right for once.
So now I’m sad and think the attention from a thirst trap will be a nice dopamine fix. And a cocktail.
So now I’m sad and think the attention from a thirst trap will be a nice dopamine fix. And a cocktail.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Made the dumb mistake of having hope the Dems were playing the game right for once.
So now I’m sad and think the attention from a thirst trap will be a nice dopamine fix. And a cocktail.
So now I’m sad and think the attention from a thirst trap will be a nice dopamine fix. And a cocktail.
THIS
It’s not that we didn’t want the shutdown to end, it’s the fact that millions of people suffered throughout this shutdown and it was for nothing. That’s the most upsetting part.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
THIS
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A lot of people in the US strongly identify as Democrats, but the actual people who run the Democratic Party don’t identify with Democratic voters at all and mostly think of Democratic voters as an unwashed mass who need to be disciplined or silenced
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A lot of people in the US strongly identify as Democrats, but the actual people who run the Democratic Party don’t identify with Democratic voters at all and mostly think of Democratic voters as an unwashed mass who need to be disciplined or silenced
10 days in PV in less than two weeks. Can’t wait.
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
10 days in PV in less than two weeks. Can’t wait.