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kitch 💗
@kitchannette.bsky.social
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the lover boys are spiraling and becoming party girls. the party girls are crashing out and becoming sober curious. the sober curious are down bad and becoming reply guys. the reply guys are reheating nachos and becoming furries. And the furries, the furries are holding space and becoming lover boys
INSURANCE GUIDE DROPPING ON MY INSTAGRAM AT 11:45am!!! 18 slides to work out your life 💁🏻‍♀️ (can anyone help me w the alt text please this was such a big project 😭)
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I know that rat amusement park to stay off drugs experiment is real because I never crave my vape when I’m 1) working in the food pantry 2) having t4t sex 🤷🏻‍♀️ …ig there is hope for me! 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
feels kinda weird to say this… but if you are ~working~ in the city in male spaces and on certain sites and this org reaches out to you - please be weary of giving them your info. They are doing outreach hard again with SNAP benefits cut but they know how to co-opt language fiercely to appear safe
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
can I get some advice… I’m trying to make my 50+ slide show into a 20 slide Instagram carousel lmfao (based on class engagement idk if people will make it thru it all) so like this was originally I think 6-7 slides. I KNOW IT’S A LOT but is it like genuinely unreadable / your eyes glaze over / etc?
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Good morning! If you thought the tax credits I talked about at my insurance workshop on Sunday were cool and maybe the only way you could afford insurance - please make your voice heard and help protect the Affordable Care Act.

Email Action: actionnetwork.org/letters/acti...
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
starting the day off right with Someone to Call my Lover - Hex Hector/Mac Quayle Club Mix B2B Honey - Def Club Mix

a wonderful ~15 minutes to get going while the sun is reflecting off the snow - treat yourself to it!
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by kitch 💗
🎪Come One, Come All🎪

Spjörk’s Circus is coming BACK for a limited time! (For now)

December 2nd @ Lost Never Found
December 8th @ Charlie’s Chicago
December 30th @ Lost Never Found

Full cast drops coming soon!
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
genuinely bonkers that I made the Gag! x Fantasy Lasers diamond thief mix IN AUGUST cause I wanted to do a laser number but sat on it cause I’ve never gotten to perform there until Oct 24th - but 5 DAYS before the show & a week after I applied to compete the louvre robbery happened 🤣 lmfao!
kinda having a great time making mixes for a specific show at a specific venue that I’m not going to be doing anytime soon lmfao like I’m having so much fun and it feels good to enjoy every part of the process not just the end part. another track has hit the multi verse!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
POV you get to the Dani Pax section at the drag swap
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
everyone: what would your job be on the lesbian commune?

me: cigarettes… condoms…
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
okay sooo last Thursday it just feels like the veil was really thin? like the boundary between the physical world and the spiritual realm was like permeable or something idk. and it’s just like… no one is talking about it??
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Honey, your legs aren’t going to be the only thing that open this enrollment season…

Come get y’all’s 2026 insurance coverage!
#DoYouWannaEnRollWithMe
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
fantasy nightclub at 1am on a Wednesday
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
okay the first time it happened I chuckled but now this is the second time that someone on Grindr has simply copy and pasted the lyrics to Trap Queen and hit send. Is this like a TikTok trend or something lmfao? Or do I really just have That Aura? Like it seems to be returning to the zeitgeist idk
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
ABSOLUTELY GAGGED thank you to the edgewater community who donated this much food to our pantry in the last FOUR DAYS! thank you for the special treats in addition to the shelf staples y’all really did your homework and read the list ☺️
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
last night was a YouTube video #hatqueen
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
never taking a girl from Canada home from the club with me again cause like what do you mean you wanna hook up to Metric 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ohhh btw 💁🏻‍♀️ I’m gonna make a full post soon about my capacity to help people in Chicago get insurance during open enrollment buuuut your girl is officially a certified application counselor!!!
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it's just like... I'll literally be like one of your girls… or whatever
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by kitch 💗
I forget who I was talking to about food pantries but if you live in 60613, 60625, 60640, 60645, or 60660 St. Thomas of Canterbury IS that girl - Mondays and Thursdays 9-11:30am (if you have SNAP you are within the income limit) and as long as you sign in by 11:30 you will be given food!
January 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
thread of last minute “I hate gay people what do you mean you are: ______” Halloween costume ideas! ~
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the answer to the question: what if Kitch Annette wrote the bridge for a sped up unreleased Gaga song

(but reuploaded w captions 🫶🏻)
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the Oscar the Grouch Wikipedia page is roller coaster experience
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM