Dad
@passaroundpartydad.bsky.social
Hair donor.
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
📍The Loop, Chicago, IL USA
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Bring back saying you’re “tickled” by things you like.
February 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Bring back saying you’re “tickled” by things you like.
Tapped a guy before I swiped to his fifth photo. Oh no.
February 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Tapped a guy before I swiped to his fifth photo. Oh no.
If you’re not all in love with Donovan Carrillo from MEX, you are not American.
February 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
If you’re not all in love with Donovan Carrillo from MEX, you are not American.
WLS up in the house at RPDR.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
WLS up in the house at RPDR.
Darlene should have won.
And I would buy a plane ticket to Montcumry to support Vita VonDeeznuts any day.
@darlenemitchell.bsky.social
@whatevervitas@is
And I would buy a plane ticket to Montcumry to support Vita VonDeeznuts any day.
@darlenemitchell.bsky.social
@whatevervitas@is
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Darlene should have won.
And I would buy a plane ticket to Montcumry to support Vita VonDeeznuts any day.
@darlenemitchell.bsky.social
@whatevervitas@is
And I would buy a plane ticket to Montcumry to support Vita VonDeeznuts any day.
@darlenemitchell.bsky.social
@whatevervitas@is
Me watching RPDR when there’s a guest judge:
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Me watching RPDR when there’s a guest judge:
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Does anyone have an opinion on Rick Schnall? Cuz I’m watching the Ruffles All-Star Celebrity game and he is giving me a wet dadussy.
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Does anyone have an opinion on Rick Schnall? Cuz I’m watching the Ruffles All-Star Celebrity game and he is giving me a wet dadussy.
If your app profile still touts your COVID and MPox vaccine status, I’m assuming your pics are also 5 years old.
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
If your app profile still touts your COVID and MPox vaccine status, I’m assuming your pics are also 5 years old.
Taking a Viagra and going to the hotel bar. Watch this space for pilots with STIs.
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Taking a Viagra and going to the hotel bar. Watch this space for pilots with STIs.
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Second Hole and Third Eye openings are the same.
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Second Hole and Third Eye openings are the same.
In NYC less than 5 hours and already fought a guy at the coffee shop.
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
In NYC less than 5 hours and already fought a guy at the coffee shop.
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Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄
IYKYK
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
IYKYK
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February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I thought Milan Cortina was a new drag queen.
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I thought Milan Cortina was a new drag queen.
One sports show I was just watching just said they were “having bumps of caviar.”
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
One sports show I was just watching just said they were “having bumps of caviar.”
Photobombing @zacharybinxchi.bsky.social for prosperity.
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Photobombing @zacharybinxchi.bsky.social for prosperity.
Posted a picture with a donut on Scruff and suddenly I’m the most popular girl in school.
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Posted a picture with a donut on Scruff and suddenly I’m the most popular girl in school.
Before you come for me:
He’s whyt so I gave him phonetics because Duolingo doesn’t have Swahili yet. Kupenda to all.
He’s whyt so I gave him phonetics because Duolingo doesn’t have Swahili yet. Kupenda to all.
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Before you come for me:
He’s whyt so I gave him phonetics because Duolingo doesn’t have Swahili yet. Kupenda to all.
He’s whyt so I gave him phonetics because Duolingo doesn’t have Swahili yet. Kupenda to all.
What it’s like when you’re my emergency contact:
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
What it’s like when you’re my emergency contact:
It’s not roleplay when it’s too real.
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It’s not roleplay when it’s too real.
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