Dad
@passaroundpartydad.bsky.social
Hair donor.
πThe Loop, Chicago, IL USA
πThe Loop, Chicago, IL USA
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Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater π
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater π
Sorry, but I am not in network.
February 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Sorry, but I am not in network.
Iβll draw you a picture, Eve.
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Iβll draw you a picture, Eve.
IYKYK
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
IYKYK
After the work week youβve had, I understand why youβre excited. Also, hello?! the touch of a man.
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
After the work week youβve had, I understand why youβre excited. Also, hello?! the touch of a man.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I thought Milan Cortina was a new drag queen.
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I thought Milan Cortina was a new drag queen.
If they donβt love you at your Cagney, they donβt deserve you at your Lacey.
February 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If they donβt love you at your Cagney, they donβt deserve you at your Lacey.
One sports show I was just watching just said they were βhaving bumps of caviar.β
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
One sports show I was just watching just said they were βhaving bumps of caviar.β
Photobombing @zacharybinxchi.bsky.social for prosperity.
February 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Photobombing @zacharybinxchi.bsky.social for prosperity.
Iβll Be Homo for Christmas vibes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Iβll Be Homo for Christmas vibes.
Honestly, donβt be afraid to look at cosmetic surgery. Sometimes we canβt fix the things we want with just diet an exercise.
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Honestly, donβt be afraid to look at cosmetic surgery. Sometimes we canβt fix the things we want with just diet an exercise.
I always tell people that the metric should be how clothes fit and not by what the scale says. I see guys bigger than me who are 180lbs. Iβm 230lbs with a 33β waist, so really none of this means anything.
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I always tell people that the metric should be how clothes fit and not by what the scale says. I see guys bigger than me who are 180lbs. Iβm 230lbs with a 33β waist, so really none of this means anything.
And to be more specific: 1g of protein daily per pound of goal weight; keep your fat intake below 80g/day; calories in the 4500-5000 range. You will need to eat very lean and get a lot of your protein through supplements.
As a reminder, weight is arbitrary and a bad metric of health and fitness.
As a reminder, weight is arbitrary and a bad metric of health and fitness.
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
And to be more specific: 1g of protein daily per pound of goal weight; keep your fat intake below 80g/day; calories in the 4500-5000 range. You will need to eat very lean and get a lot of your protein through supplements.
As a reminder, weight is arbitrary and a bad metric of health and fitness.
As a reminder, weight is arbitrary and a bad metric of health and fitness.
Eat lean and supplement.
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Eat lean and supplement.
Ohhhh yes yes. Capers or no?
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Ohhhh yes yes. Capers or no?
Lovvvveeee
Can I buy one?
Can I buy one?
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Lovvvveeee
Can I buy one?
Can I buy one?
I am unfamiliar with the difference between a lox bagel and a bagel with lox.
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I am unfamiliar with the difference between a lox bagel and a bagel with lox.
Itβs made with lard, the bears donβt care
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Itβs made with lard, the bears donβt care
Iβm surprised his name isnβt in the Files.
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Iβm surprised his name isnβt in the Files.
Worked for Jared Fogle.
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Worked for Jared Fogle.
Posted a picture with a donut on Scruff and suddenly Iβm the most popular girl in school.
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Posted a picture with a donut on Scruff and suddenly Iβm the most popular girl in school.