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josh (auldfriend99)

@oldfriend99.bsky.social

in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference

December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM

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🆆🅴🅱🅿🅼🅰🅵🅸🅰 ™️

@perr0ckd20.bsky.social

Laura Palmer's Theme

December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM

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Dr Allison Andrews

@doctorallisona.bsky.social

Two pane meme:

‘Merry Christmas’ with a very joyful and happy Gandalf on top.

‘Pippin Christmas’ with a solemn, stoic Gandalf below.

December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM

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good hyuck, babe!

@markpopham.bsky.social

JOE ROGAN: is that true? thats crazy

ME: it is true, Joseph. and the crazy part is nobody says anything. no one will acknowledge that beaker is doctor bunsen honeydew's son.

JOE ROGAN: wow

ME: and the things he puts him through....

December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM

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Andy Craig

@andycraig.bsky.social

December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM

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Michael Balazo

@mbalazo.bsky.social

McDonald’s shouldn’t name a meal after a criminal like the Grinch. McDonald’s should name a meal after someone nice like Erika Kirk.

December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM

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lauren

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM

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Spencer Ackerman

@attackerman.bsky.social

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM

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Ed

@notdred.bsky.social

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM

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Zack Polanski

@zackpolanski.bsky.social

I've spent three days in Calais & it's horrendous.

People living in disgusting conditions. Our Government is spending £476m on the militarisation of the border.

We must divert that money to a humanitarian response that treats people with basic dignity.

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Zack Polanski: Allow small boat migrants in and let them work

Green Party leader accuses Sir Keir Starmer of following Nigel Farage in ‘pushing racist rhetoric’ and calls JK Rowling’s stance on single-sex spaces ‘hateful’

www.thetimes.com

December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM

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Little Alex Horne

@alexhorne.bsky.social

#howlongathon with Stevie Martin

December 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM

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Sooz Kempner

@soozuk.bsky.social

Quentin Tarantino is saying Paul Dano is a shit actor because Paul Dano has been outspoken about Palestine and QT is a big Israel guy but knows that’s a shitty position. Fin.

December 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM

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Zito

@zeets.bsky.social

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM

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Moon-Watcher

@bobsmyusername.bsky.social

Who has made this 🤣

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM

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Michael Balazo

@mbalazo.bsky.social

Whoa!

December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM

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AJ Jefferies

@moonjam.com

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM