🦇 Parilani Pie
@parilani.sparkle.blue
lowercase human™️
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
pastel goblin™️
she/any
not cis • not het • not monog
dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing
ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani
just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm
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WE ARE SO BACK OPOSSUMS! MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
since neither @presidentblue.bsky.social nor i are headin home for the holidays, we thought wed host another christmas eve stream tomorrow for anyone else with nothing to do!
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
WE ARE SO BACK OPOSSUMS! MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!
since neither @presidentblue.bsky.social nor i are headin home for the holidays, we thought wed host another christmas eve stream tomorrow for anyone else with nothing to do!
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
December 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
since neither @presidentblue.bsky.social nor i are headin home for the holidays, we thought wed host another christmas eve stream tomorrow for anyone else with nothing to do!
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫
*waking up after 2 mos of sleeping* … wow its kinda gross in here 🤨 you guys live like this?
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
*waking up after 2 mos of sleeping* … wow its kinda gross in here 🤨 you guys live like this?
i cant remember what feeling like an entire person feels like anymore
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i cant remember what feeling like an entire person feels like anymore
one thing i absolutely cannot fucking abide by is hypocrites. and people might say “but lani, what about you and *thing that makes me look like a hypocrite*” and yeah okay but we’re specifically not talking about me rn
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
one thing i absolutely cannot fucking abide by is hypocrites. and people might say “but lani, what about you and *thing that makes me look like a hypocrite*” and yeah okay but we’re specifically not talking about me rn
googling "totenkopf"
sadly writing “pirates” on my list of nazis
sadly writing “pirates” on my list of nazis
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
googling "totenkopf"
sadly writing “pirates” on my list of nazis
sadly writing “pirates” on my list of nazis
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me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh?
me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed
Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed
me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better
Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*
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i'm thinking something super cute like Release The Epstein Files
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i'm thinking something super cute like Release The Epstein Files
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I didn't understand your skeet but you're my friend so I liked it anyway. - A story about friendship
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I didn't understand your skeet but you're my friend so I liked it anyway. - A story about friendship
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how to use yapping in your resume
i'm not gossiping i'm seeking peer review of my findings and conclusions about notable events happening in outside interpersonal dynamics
October 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
how to use yapping in your resume
people are gonna be so embarrassed when they die and find out the folks they spent all that time and energy hating were made of the exact same stardust and existential soup they're made of too
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
people are gonna be so embarrassed when they die and find out the folks they spent all that time and energy hating were made of the exact same stardust and existential soup they're made of too
i'm not gossiping i'm seeking peer review of my findings and conclusions about notable events happening in outside interpersonal dynamics
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i'm not gossiping i'm seeking peer review of my findings and conclusions about notable events happening in outside interpersonal dynamics
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in hindsight feeling a little guilty my generation completely blew through all the colorful clear plastic on earth leaving none for the kids after us
October 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
in hindsight feeling a little guilty my generation completely blew through all the colorful clear plastic on earth leaving none for the kids after us
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My opinion is that we are and we can by be but the if you can't when the I'm when the is then I'm in the when you you're you
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My opinion is that we are and we can by be but the if you can't when the I'm when the is then I'm in the when you you're you
i'm thinking something super cute like Release The Epstein Files
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i'm thinking something super cute like Release The Epstein Files
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Going to the video store was a social event for me and my friends in high school. We would drive down and then spend 30 minutes in the store making the case for what we wanted to see. We also grabbed snacks from various cool places on the way home.
No endless scrolling for a movie and no Door Dash.
No endless scrolling for a movie and no Door Dash.
Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Going to the video store was a social event for me and my friends in high school. We would drive down and then spend 30 minutes in the store making the case for what we wanted to see. We also grabbed snacks from various cool places on the way home.
No endless scrolling for a movie and no Door Dash.
No endless scrolling for a movie and no Door Dash.
what would u name him
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
what would u name him
no comments 🙅♂️ and no quotes 🙅♂️
i am here to EXPUNGE THE THOUGHTS and you are here to WITNESS THEM
i am here to EXPUNGE THE THOUGHTS and you are here to WITNESS THEM
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
no comments 🙅♂️ and no quotes 🙅♂️
i am here to EXPUNGE THE THOUGHTS and you are here to WITNESS THEM
i am here to EXPUNGE THE THOUGHTS and you are here to WITNESS THEM
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Air Force number 2
October 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Air Force number 2
when the trump ai poopjet video is the current trending topic
[looking at the discover feed] oops! all poop
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
when the trump ai poopjet video is the current trending topic
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haha i actually hate it here
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
haha i actually hate it here
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my motto is
nothing is real
be trash
make weird stuff
they say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure but I like to say garbage is gold
nothing is real
be trash
make weird stuff
they say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure but I like to say garbage is gold
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
my motto is
nothing is real
be trash
make weird stuff
they say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure but I like to say garbage is gold
nothing is real
be trash
make weird stuff
they say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure but I like to say garbage is gold
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The reason I sometimes pick through the garbage because I suspect I accidentally put something important there
October 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The reason I sometimes pick through the garbage because I suspect I accidentally put something important there
whoops this was supposed to be a bit but i lack object permanence so i forgot to come back and reply bc i forgot it existed 😌(😬)
anyway i definitely AM just a piece of garbage but im sparkly garbage and attract all kind of cool bugs and raccoon friends so
anyway i definitely AM just a piece of garbage but im sparkly garbage and attract all kind of cool bugs and raccoon friends so
realizing perhaps i a m just a piece of garbage
taking some time to reflect
taking some time to reflect
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
whoops this was supposed to be a bit but i lack object permanence so i forgot to come back and reply bc i forgot it existed 😌(😬)
anyway i definitely AM just a piece of garbage but im sparkly garbage and attract all kind of cool bugs and raccoon friends so
anyway i definitely AM just a piece of garbage but im sparkly garbage and attract all kind of cool bugs and raccoon friends so