@papierkat.bsky.social
Bout to walk the dog and listen to a podcast. 10/10, no notes
January 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bout to walk the dog and listen to a podcast. 10/10, no notes
Is Danny Lavery on 🦋? Because his depiction in Women’s Hotel of the codependent family that dosed their eldest daughter with alcohol to keep her submissive was just haunting, and I realized I know what that feels like. Stunning, highly recommend
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is Danny Lavery on 🦋? Because his depiction in Women’s Hotel of the codependent family that dosed their eldest daughter with alcohol to keep her submissive was just haunting, and I realized I know what that feels like. Stunning, highly recommend
I don’t think I’d be half the writer I am today if my parents literally ever understood a single fucking word I’ve said. I guess I should thank them, for in my never ending struggle to get them to understand me, I’ve be pressurized like a charcoal that turns into a diamond and now I sparkle
January 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don’t think I’d be half the writer I am today if my parents literally ever understood a single fucking word I’ve said. I guess I should thank them, for in my never ending struggle to get them to understand me, I’ve be pressurized like a charcoal that turns into a diamond and now I sparkle
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Maybe AI ain’t so bad after all? (Click bait 😂)
But seriously, I’m writing and I have a substack, so subscribe if you want! I would love to host you in my mind. I’m hoping things get weird! Come along for the journey.
open.substack.com/pub/katwacht...
But seriously, I’m writing and I have a substack, so subscribe if you want! I would love to host you in my mind. I’m hoping things get weird! Come along for the journey.
open.substack.com/pub/katwacht...
AI isn't so bad guys
So, AI is whatever, you know?
open.substack.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Maybe AI ain’t so bad after all? (Click bait 😂)
But seriously, I’m writing and I have a substack, so subscribe if you want! I would love to host you in my mind. I’m hoping things get weird! Come along for the journey.
open.substack.com/pub/katwacht...
But seriously, I’m writing and I have a substack, so subscribe if you want! I would love to host you in my mind. I’m hoping things get weird! Come along for the journey.
open.substack.com/pub/katwacht...
It’s Aquarius season y’all, and it’s the Lunar New Year! As an Aquarius, I promise to turn up the weird! I’m talking astrology, tarot, witchcraft, bonkers ideas and absurdist humor. I am unfriending anyone who kills the vibe. I will not be bored one single second in my life starting NOW
January 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s Aquarius season y’all, and it’s the Lunar New Year! As an Aquarius, I promise to turn up the weird! I’m talking astrology, tarot, witchcraft, bonkers ideas and absurdist humor. I am unfriending anyone who kills the vibe. I will not be bored one single second in my life starting NOW
“They must think people will play anything,” I mutter at the ads while I play Bird Sort 2
January 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“They must think people will play anything,” I mutter at the ads while I play Bird Sort 2
Well actually…
[etching on stone tablets] oh and another thing
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well actually…
Boo, bitch
The feminine urge to haunt.
January 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Boo, bitch
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"You get more conservative when you get older" only really worked for the generations that got RICHER as they got older.
The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have."
@nataliereed84.bsky.social
The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have."
@nataliereed84.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"You get more conservative when you get older" only really worked for the generations that got RICHER as they got older.
The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have."
@nataliereed84.bsky.social
The real truth was always just "You get more selfish the more money you have."
@nataliereed84.bsky.social
Let’s chat vampire snacks! I don’t personally think a lizard looks as delicious as a mammal - am I racist? I think the warmth of the blood has to be crucial, but I feel like eating a lizard would serve Free-Zee Pop, basically just koolaid in a tube, zero nutritional value
If to vampires humans are like a full meal and mammals are a snack in a pinch do you think lizards and snakes are like their ice cream cones? Cold lil treats?
January 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Let’s chat vampire snacks! I don’t personally think a lizard looks as delicious as a mammal - am I racist? I think the warmth of the blood has to be crucial, but I feel like eating a lizard would serve Free-Zee Pop, basically just koolaid in a tube, zero nutritional value
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I do say this quite a bit
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I do say this quite a bit
The opposite of meow
The thing I hold onto is that Donald Trump’s wife truly hates him. That “kiss” at the inauguration? Woof.
January 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The opposite of meow
Same, friend. Same
My autobiography will be called, “ Why’d I Eat So Many Cookies?”
January 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Same, friend. Same
I enjoy the benefits of being married to the 36th President of the United States of America, and even after all these years, he’s still a banger @lyndonjohnson1908.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I enjoy the benefits of being married to the 36th President of the United States of America, and even after all these years, he’s still a banger @lyndonjohnson1908.bsky.social
My parents have been taken by Learian madness and I never even got a piece of the kingdom! #cordelialife #myparentsaremad
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My parents have been taken by Learian madness and I never even got a piece of the kingdom! #cordelialife #myparentsaremad
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Someone: Thirty years ago...
Me, nodding: The 70s
Me, nodding: The 70s
January 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Someone: Thirty years ago...
Me, nodding: The 70s
Me, nodding: The 70s
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- Stop being so anxious.
- Stop being so diabetic.
- Stop being so diabetic.
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
- Stop being so anxious.
- Stop being so diabetic.
- Stop being so diabetic.
There will never be a trumpcare because he doesn’t
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There will never be a trumpcare because he doesn’t
Calling all linguistic scholars! I’ve discovered a new dialect to the American English language contained entirely within my parents’ home! It’s incomprehensible to me, a native speaker, but I’m sure someone with talent could decode their meanings
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Calling all linguistic scholars! I’ve discovered a new dialect to the American English language contained entirely within my parents’ home! It’s incomprehensible to me, a native speaker, but I’m sure someone with talent could decode their meanings
My only goal in life
being ridiculous online, for therapeutic purposes.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My only goal in life
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i cant believe i paid for a device that allow people to reach me whenever they want
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i cant believe i paid for a device that allow people to reach me whenever they want