Megaten Thee Stallion
@panterabread.bsky.social
Bad opinions on video games, even worse taste in music
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how the hell are this many of you still using spotify. get a bandcamp account like a normal person.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
how the hell are this many of you still using spotify. get a bandcamp account like a normal person.
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Fun fact: Spotify Wrapped is the biggest marketing push of the year for a company that steals money from artists and invests that money in AI and drone warfare.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fun fact: Spotify Wrapped is the biggest marketing push of the year for a company that steals money from artists and invests that money in AI and drone warfare.
Guy who never misses an opportunity to show he's memorized the full NATO phonetic alphabet
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Guy who never misses an opportunity to show he's memorized the full NATO phonetic alphabet
If anyone needs me I'll be over here compiling shaders
October 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If anyone needs me I'll be over here compiling shaders
Video games press will only think a story is good if it's centered around Dads
September 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Video games press will only think a story is good if it's centered around Dads
CEOs of game dev companies get really mad when you suggest that their game should be able to run on a PC without having to spend thousands of dollars.
They hate selling their games to a wide market
They hate selling their games to a wide market
Gamers get really mad if you suggest that people shouldn't have to spend a thousand dollars to run a game that looks the same as a game from 5 years ago
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
CEOs of game dev companies get really mad when you suggest that their game should be able to run on a PC without having to spend thousands of dollars.
They hate selling their games to a wide market
They hate selling their games to a wide market
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As someone who only likes superheroes based on if they were cool fighting game characters or not, Wolverine is Cool. Maybe the coolest?
September 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As someone who only likes superheroes based on if they were cool fighting game characters or not, Wolverine is Cool. Maybe the coolest?
This is half the bands I listen to
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is half the bands I listen to
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
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Summer should last two weeks.
July 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Summer should last two weeks.
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Happy birthday to the greatest of all time
July 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Happy birthday to the greatest of all time
Gamers get really mad if you suggest that people shouldn't have to spend a thousand dollars to run a game that looks the same as a game from 5 years ago
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gamers get really mad if you suggest that people shouldn't have to spend a thousand dollars to run a game that looks the same as a game from 5 years ago
Crown royal amnesty box (For The Troops)
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Crown royal amnesty box (For The Troops)
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One thing about me? I’m a little bitch and I WILL cry for my mommy. So go ahead and touch my toys and see what happens
April 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
One thing about me? I’m a little bitch and I WILL cry for my mommy. So go ahead and touch my toys and see what happens
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AMCA has far more on the line doing this than the audience does and it’s truly pathetic to yell at them about how you might unsubscribe from their patreon or w/e. look at yourselves! you’ve valued the commodified aesthetics of resistance over the actual work of resistance and you should be ashamed
April 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
AMCA has far more on the line doing this than the audience does and it’s truly pathetic to yell at them about how you might unsubscribe from their patreon or w/e. look at yourselves! you’ve valued the commodified aesthetics of resistance over the actual work of resistance and you should be ashamed
Me to every stranger I meet:
April 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me to every stranger I meet:
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It is almost time… HAPPY EASTER!
April 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It is almost time… HAPPY EASTER!
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I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.
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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
rob zombie: yeah
rob zombie: yeah
March 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
rob zombie: yeah
rob zombie: yeah
people don't really point at a destination and say "Last one there is a rotten egg!" anymore
February 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
people don't really point at a destination and say "Last one there is a rotten egg!" anymore
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And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.
January 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.
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a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
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Bringing the energy into 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bringing the energy into 2025