THE Pablo Escobear
@pabloescobear.bsky.social
he/him/toolman
@stabpossum/@AtabBorland on the bird app.
Pooty Poots on steam
Hillbilly expat, Tudors biscuit supremacist, jerk of all trades
@stabpossum/@AtabBorland on the bird app.
Pooty Poots on steam
Hillbilly expat, Tudors biscuit supremacist, jerk of all trades
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A new predator movie set in Israel please.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A new predator movie set in Israel please.
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How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
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it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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"The economy was great under Biden"
No, it was not. It was COMPARATIVELY good compared to other recent presidencies.
You have to go back to at least the 60s to see what a good economy looks like, maybe further.
No, it was not. It was COMPARATIVELY good compared to other recent presidencies.
You have to go back to at least the 60s to see what a good economy looks like, maybe further.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"The economy was great under Biden"
No, it was not. It was COMPARATIVELY good compared to other recent presidencies.
You have to go back to at least the 60s to see what a good economy looks like, maybe further.
No, it was not. It was COMPARATIVELY good compared to other recent presidencies.
You have to go back to at least the 60s to see what a good economy looks like, maybe further.
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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All of these accounts are hilariously fake. Think of the number of boomers who have had their brains melted by this shit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
All of these accounts are hilariously fake. Think of the number of boomers who have had their brains melted by this shit.
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It's the Pavlovian conditioning they receive from so closely following the Harlem Globetrotters (GOP) vs. Washington Generals (Dems).
They're trained to think the tide has actually turned despite the outcome being predetermined.
They're trained to think the tide has actually turned despite the outcome being predetermined.
anyone celebrating that its gone, after it already gutted our whole country, is a fucking rube
like, yeah i guess i would be glad the shark was gone, but if i was still drowning what does it matter?
like, yeah i guess i would be glad the shark was gone, but if i was still drowning what does it matter?
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's the Pavlovian conditioning they receive from so closely following the Harlem Globetrotters (GOP) vs. Washington Generals (Dems).
They're trained to think the tide has actually turned despite the outcome being predetermined.
They're trained to think the tide has actually turned despite the outcome being predetermined.
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I don't know why my brain works* this way
*"works"
*"works"
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don't know why my brain works* this way
*"works"
*"works"
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People need to let the "I can't believe they detained a citizen" thing go immediately. They'll detain anyone. Realize that we are all the same, and behave accordingly.
Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
People need to let the "I can't believe they detained a citizen" thing go immediately. They'll detain anyone. Realize that we are all the same, and behave accordingly.
Body was starting to fall apart at my contracting job. Realized that driving a school bus would really suit me as a job I could do for the rest of my life. Didnt realize that I would enjoy working with children as much as I do. Found a union teamsters job doing it with better pay/benefits.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Body was starting to fall apart at my contracting job. Realized that driving a school bus would really suit me as a job I could do for the rest of my life. Didnt realize that I would enjoy working with children as much as I do. Found a union teamsters job doing it with better pay/benefits.
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
No one's going to do anything about it. No one's going to care. It will all be forgotten until its unearthed 50 years from now where society will be horrified if it exists at all.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
No one's going to do anything about it. No one's going to care. It will all be forgotten until its unearthed 50 years from now where society will be horrified if it exists at all.
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I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Durr I'm a GenXer. I was raised by TV and ate wall candy. My parents couldn't express their emotions properly and made it my problem. Hose water street lights I Want My MTV
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Durr I'm a GenXer. I was raised by TV and ate wall candy. My parents couldn't express their emotions properly and made it my problem. Hose water street lights I Want My MTV
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horrible day to be literate
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
horrible day to be literate
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i decided id rather die than leave my house every day to work somewhere
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i decided id rather die than leave my house every day to work somewhere