Marie CCS
oxfordcomma.bsky.social
Marie CCS
@oxfordcomma.bsky.social
High school English & social studies teacher. Grad student. History, literature, sociology. Mom. Liberal. Regular desert woman in Michigan. Every account of mine inevitably becomes a political account, so assume that's where this train is headed as well.
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I dunno about everyone else, but this admin feels significantly deflated now compared to the beginning of the month. The election & the big Epstein emails release I think had a lot to do w that, but its noticeable that they seem palpably weaker now &, imptly, most of them seem to grasp that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article

“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit

and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions

ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Luigi Mangione was a disturbed asshole with incoherent politics who murdered someone on the street in cold blood, and if he looked like Clint Howard instead of kind of fuckable nobody would care.
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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the 'conventional wisdom' is correct. parent's SES explains ~20% of SAT score variation. how much variation in "being able to found a non-profit in high school" do you think parent's income explains?
Tapping the chart once again, the conventional wisdom that the SAT is the most equitable aspect of college admissions is completely wrong
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Chat, is it good when a lawyer sees what you did and says "dawgggggggg"?
when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Killin' Nazis
Historical Suspense/Horror with Obsessive Attention to Accuracy
The Coen Brothers are Being Silly Geese
The Coen Brothers are Being Very Serious
Critically Acclaimed Horror Mockumentary
Heart of Darkness with a Twist
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Boring Profession is Actually Thrilling
Aging Actress is a Fabulous Bitch
Tom Cruise Chasing Someone
Stupid Sexy Meryl Streep
I’m Not Too Smart to Laugh at That, Actually
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Billy Zane Has A Gun
How Can I Reach These Kids
Gift of The Magi
Little British Maids
Die Hard On A ______
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.

by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Chat is it good or bad for their coalition that republicans are polarizing the US Conference of Catholic Bishops specifically against them?
US Bishops have responded to attacks by Border Czar Tom Homan: “The bishops of the United States have spoken together and in unity with Pope Leo XIV.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Warner Brothers describing Wuthering Heights as “the greatest love story of all time“?
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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if you hate the writer, do not share the writer's articles. people clicking on the articles is how the writer gets paid. "how do THEY still have a job in journalism, when so many talented people are being laid of?!" you, because of you. you are why.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Summers Lovin'

Epstein emails reveal that Harvard prez Larry was hopelessly devoted to grease ball Jeff. Did some of Summers' nights involve a hand jive from a beauty school dropout? And did he lose interest after girls went through those magic changes?

by Maureen Dowd
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The parent comment the confounds me the most is, "You know, [title] is a VERY challenging book. *looks at me expectantly*" Like...I don't know what to do with that. Ok...and? It's an honors class with an honors curriculum. Some of the books are tough. I don't...????!?
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Here's my honest advice as a teacher: Parents, do whatever you can to prevent your children from becoming reliant on AI in their academics. Within the next decade, when schools finally clue in to the fact that allowing AI use diminishes learning, your kids will be miles ahead.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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"Hey so how come your reporters got a bunch of emails from Epstein over the years wanting to share dirty details about Trump fucking young girls and sat on them?"

"....."

"Well?"

"...SYDNEY SWEENEY BIG BOOBS AMERICAN EAGLE MILLENNIAL JOB MARKET AVOCADO TOAST QUIET QUITTING POLYCULE DEM DISARRAY"
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Unironically this.
be the person brave enough to stand up and say
"like, no dude."
"I have been on two humanitarian-esque missions with the guard, which were awesome, doing the things you see on the commercial, helping these communities," says J. "And then you want me to go pick up trash and dissuade homeless people in D.C. at gunpoint. Like, no dude.“
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My chef tip (I am not a chef) is that if you take three minutes to make some form of crunchies (like sautéed nuts or pepitas with panko and salt), you can make any salad taste profesh.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Looking at the GOP acting electorally suicidally and saying “they’re not acting like they’re planning on having elections” is like watching someone driving 90mph at a brick wall and being like “wow they must have figured out a way for this not to kill them.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM