Glonzo Journalist
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Glonzo is real and strong and my friend.
Just a guy trying to make sense of all this.
Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block.
Just a guy trying to make sense of all this.
Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block.
Pinned
"Hear me out, Scully.
Forget squirrels chewing on cables, blown transformers, fallen trees, every explanation the power companies have ever given us.
Dana, have you heard of something called 'Glonzo?'"
Forget squirrels chewing on cables, blown transformers, fallen trees, every explanation the power companies have ever given us.
Dana, have you heard of something called 'Glonzo?'"
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Alien rpg kickstarter get.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Alien rpg kickstarter get.
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Noam Chomosky
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Noam Chomosky
Its amazing how quickly government agencies releasing nakedly partisan political propaganda as official communication has been normalized under the Trump regime.
Its an insane rupture of civic norms!
Its an insane rupture of civic norms!
Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Its amazing how quickly government agencies releasing nakedly partisan political propaganda as official communication has been normalized under the Trump regime.
Its an insane rupture of civic norms!
Its an insane rupture of civic norms!
its all so impossibly vile.
if the child rape cabal can rule with impunity after being outed, any last pretext that "western civilization," whatever that means, is worthy of preservation is kaput
if the child rape cabal can rule with impunity after being outed, any last pretext that "western civilization," whatever that means, is worthy of preservation is kaput
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
its all so impossibly vile.
if the child rape cabal can rule with impunity after being outed, any last pretext that "western civilization," whatever that means, is worthy of preservation is kaput
if the child rape cabal can rule with impunity after being outed, any last pretext that "western civilization," whatever that means, is worthy of preservation is kaput
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Well as long as these beans are actually magic, I think we came out way ahead here (senate minori
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Well as long as these beans are actually magic, I think we came out way ahead here (senate minori
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
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The only Americans who have the high ground their ancestors "immigrated the right way" are the ones who's ancestors walked across the Beringia land bridge.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The only Americans who have the high ground their ancestors "immigrated the right way" are the ones who's ancestors walked across the Beringia land bridge.
(wheezing) david...tell him i'm based, david. tell him i destroyed woke
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
(wheezing) david...tell him i'm based, david. tell him i destroyed woke
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trump is only gonna pardon the turkeys that did frauds and schemes
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
trump is only gonna pardon the turkeys that did frauds and schemes
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The ADL has decided to treat fascists as allies and progressives as enemies. For a group that is tasked with protecting American Jews, that is a world historic fuck up.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The ADL has decided to treat fascists as allies and progressives as enemies. For a group that is tasked with protecting American Jews, that is a world historic fuck up.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
I will never forgive these people for their moral decrepitude.
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
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To highlight the absurdity even further, this headline of the Onion on the #notaceasefire is actually the more accurate one: theonion.com/israel-agree...
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
To highlight the absurdity even further, this headline of the Onion on the #notaceasefire is actually the more accurate one: theonion.com/israel-agree...
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
if sonic the hedgehog jumped on robocop, would alex murphy pop out unharmed?
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if sonic the hedgehog jumped on robocop, would alex murphy pop out unharmed?