ottonymos
@ottonymos.bsky.social
Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
Pinned
when you think about it, waterproof paper really is the water pro of paper
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
when you think about it, waterproof paper really is the water pro of paper
This bait is masterful
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This bait is masterful
uh oh. looking like MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries might be my new sicko game. RIP Kenshi.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
uh oh. looking like MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries might be my new sicko game. RIP Kenshi.
the nyt might genuinely be one of my favorite, like, *things*, across all ontological categories. the juxtaposition, the contradiction that is fundamental to its core nature, the sheer CHICANERY between what it thinks it is vs reality. how are we so blessed as to witness such sublime bullshit?
It was a memorial service much like the man, restrained and proper yet charged with quiet energy. But as Washington honored Dick Cheney for his service and devotion to country, it underscored how much politics has turned topsy in this country. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...
Cheney Remembered for Transforming National Security and Standing Against Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
the nyt might genuinely be one of my favorite, like, *things*, across all ontological categories. the juxtaposition, the contradiction that is fundamental to its core nature, the sheer CHICANERY between what it thinks it is vs reality. how are we so blessed as to witness such sublime bullshit?
a couple donuts
and a few bits of jerky
i predicted this
and a few bits of jerky
i predicted this
finished the salad
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
a couple donuts
and a few bits of jerky
i predicted this
and a few bits of jerky
i predicted this
finished the salad
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
finished the salad
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
i can have 1 more donut
self restraint? we'll see
I'm a real wokester. I'm always telling wokes. Just woken around. I'm the Woker baybee.
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I'm a real wokester. I'm always telling wokes. Just woken around. I'm the Woker baybee.
*reads activation code...*
Uhuh, p, x, 7, 3
*type type type*
4, z, r, R, 9 yeah got it, done...
*looks at code input field*
*it's empty*
hraahhhhhhhhhhhhngh
Uhuh, p, x, 7, 3
*type type type*
4, z, r, R, 9 yeah got it, done...
*looks at code input field*
*it's empty*
hraahhhhhhhhhhhhngh
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
*reads activation code...*
Uhuh, p, x, 7, 3
*type type type*
4, z, r, R, 9 yeah got it, done...
*looks at code input field*
*it's empty*
hraahhhhhhhhhhhhngh
Uhuh, p, x, 7, 3
*type type type*
4, z, r, R, 9 yeah got it, done...
*looks at code input field*
*it's empty*
hraahhhhhhhhhhhhngh
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
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Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bad Dragon dildo + rawdogging = civic virtue
bro your "two-sentence horror story" is clearly four-and-a-half sentences in a pair of trenchcoats
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
bro your "two-sentence horror story" is clearly four-and-a-half sentences in a pair of trenchcoats
new nightmare blunt rotation just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
new nightmare blunt rotation just dropped
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can't be happy but i can smoke enough weed to forget how to breathe
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can't be happy but i can smoke enough weed to forget how to breathe
Hollow Knight 3
The council has pondered your fate, stink-ass knock off ladybug, and it has been decided you will be released into the winter wastes. May your God treat you with more mercy than we have.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hollow Knight 3
Inhumane Mechanical Jelqing will be the name of my new folk-punk trio
tastiness doesn't excuse cruelty. most factory farms use inhumane mechanical jelqing practices on their birds; some turkeys end up with foreskins so large they can't even walk
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Inhumane Mechanical Jelqing will be the name of my new folk-punk trio
A happy thought: a lot of the biggest shitheels seem to live juuuust long enough to be pardoned/freed/whatever by their masters, and while it is bad in-and-of-itself that they get to die feeling vindicated, I do think it means Giuliani is terminally ill and will be dead within a month
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A happy thought: a lot of the biggest shitheels seem to live juuuust long enough to be pardoned/freed/whatever by their masters, and while it is bad in-and-of-itself that they get to die feeling vindicated, I do think it means Giuliani is terminally ill and will be dead within a month
Article 1 of the post-war constitution:
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Article 1 of the post-war constitution:
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight